Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Jessica Biel & Bradley Cooper


After you get finished reading about Bin Laden's mistress telling all, The Enquirer would like you to latch on to this story which is absolutely not true, but they did a great job of making it sound like it is. They also obviously want a favor from Jessica Biel. You know who she is right? The actress who is lucky to have a career and has only kept getting roles because she "dated" Justin Timberlake. Yeah, that one. You have seen pictures. Anyway, The Enquirer says that Jessica asked Bradley Cooper out. Apparently she has liked him since they filmed A-Team together so passed him a note after 4th period and asked if he wanted to go hiking with her. When Bradley found out she actually meant hiking and that this was not her way of saying something else, he declined. Well, actually he said he would look at his schedule and get back to her when he could fit it in.

If this were to happen to you in real life, please know the person is never calling you back and is not interested in being seen with you in public.

19 comments:

parissucksliterally said...

BEARDS for BOTH.

Missy said...

She doesn't have the right equipment.

MISCH said...

Since they're both gay I think it's perfect.

RocketQueen said...

Dear Jessica: he's just not that into you. Maybe because you're too beautiful?

Patty said...

She does not get the good because of her beauty. I believe she said so herself!

Miranda said...

Actually, these two kind of make the perfect fake pair.

Pookie said...

he's a cutie (well, maybe not in that pic)...but i'm in denial. i don't want him to be gay.

bluebonnetmom said...

@ Rocket Queen - exactly.

Elle said...

Biel strikes me as a bargain basement Aniston in terms of media. She doesn't remotely have the same career but she was always portrayed as desperate in her relationship with the Disney Prince and gets written about as some lonely, can't find love hottie. She is pretty though.... a bit overdone in the lip department but photographs well.

PotPourri said...

I never thought Bradley Cooper was gay, until I read that he was dating Jessica Biel.

Contracts, anyone?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

She's alright. She's not a knockout or anything. I Don't know how interesting she'd be on a date.

Yeah - like that's something I ever have to worry about. LoL.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Win-Win. Someone call the lawyers, then the publicists!

timebob said...

anyone who says they can't get cast in movies because they are "too beautiful" deserves what ever shit storm they get.

Linnea said...

timebob- ITA. She is a pretty girl, but that was such a stupid statement

RocketQueen said...

It just showed a completely arrogant lack of self-awareness about her acting skills, which are non-existent. I'm guessing agents feed their clients that crap.

MadLyb said...

What is it with certain actresses becoming serial beards? It's an open secret, so does everyone keep pretending? I just wish everyone stuck in the closet would come out already, shock the pants off of the prudes (they'll get over it) and then move on.

Char said...

No way, she's not famous enough to be his next beard. He just dated Renee Z.... he has to trade UP not down. He's holding out for someone more famous than him, that he can use to climb up the ladder.

cowbulls said...

I sure hope the rumors about Jessica are wrong. I think she is one of the sexiest women in the world. She has an incredible body.

Meg said...

^Does it really matter?

I find her incredibly boring. ZZZzzz

The fact that this alleged exchange took place only confirms that for me.

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