Monday, October 29, 2012

Blind Item #2

This A list all movie actress all the time took matters into her own hands so to speak when this A list all movie actor with A++ name recognition showed up at the same party. She felt bad about the way he has been treated lately so she sat down next to him and while whispering in his ear, gave him a few squeezes in his nether regions to let him know that she was available whenever he wanted and that she would make him forget all about _________. She has been a totally different person over the past year. She was also feeling really good at this party.

44 comments:

Norte said...

Definitely Abe Vigoda and Julia Roberts without question

Jane said...

Agelina and Clint E came to my head, but probably wrong.

NapAssasin said...

Charliez Theron and.....
I know I butchered that spelling.

element said...

Tom Cruise for the A++

Now! said...

Scarlett Johansen for the A.

Eeekalicious said...

I hope it wasn't Scarlett J and Sean Penn again.....

ed said...

Depp? Is he still pining over Vanessa in the tabloids?

surfer said...

Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise (there were pictures of them at a dinner with Emily Blunt & John Krasinski a few weeks ago in London).

The Black Cat said...

Meryl Streep and Tom Cruise, no question

Kathleen said...

Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise, but I doubt this is true. She's a foot taller than he is. I just don't think she would be into it.

LA Mac said...

For the guy, R. Patz popped into my head for some reason, no idea on the woman tho

Sarah said...

Sorry, but I don't think even Cameron is lonely enough to give Tom a handy. She dated A-Rod then Diddy, I'd say her tastes are not leaning his way.

MISCH said...

Tom Cruise does not do women.....ever.

Unknown said...

I'm guessing Emily Blunt and Tom Cruise.

Feed Watcher said...

Arnold S.

Kelly said...

Love the RPatz guess!

Sunny said...

I have NO idea (as usual), but I'm looking at the clue "She has been a totally different person over the last year". What does that mean? Previously reserved but now the life of the party? Someone who has just broken up with someone and is letting her hair down? I noticed a couple of you guessed Emily Blunt - could this be a hint about her totally different face? (I hope not - I love John K)

Erika said...

CAMERON DIAZ AND ROBERT PATTINSON AT THE LACMA FILM AND ARTS GALA!
http://www.gophoto.it/view.php?i=http://redcfa.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/154857556.jpg

Beta said...

I think you got it Erika! :)

Audrey said...

Erika for the win!

Sunny said...

Nice, Erika!
And notice we don't see Cam's other hand in that photo!

canadachick said...

i thought RPatz couldn't get the chick......way to go Erika ding ding we have a winner.and yah Cammie girl get your shit together don't worry Timberlake marriage wont last lol

powerstuffgirl said...

Except the fact that Pattinson can not be A list movie actor, even going just about the name recognition. He's had no success outside of Twilight. He could be B list with A+ name recognition, but no way is he A list.

Bleu said...

If KStew is A list, and according to Enty she is, Pattison is too. I never really doubted it; shit, he's been in not one but two mega franchises.

AnonPLS said...

Cameron Diaz and Robert Pattinson. They were photographed together looking pretty chummy at a party.

AnonPLS said...

Cameron Diaz and Robert Pattinson. They were photographed together looking pretty chummy at a party.

artemis said...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN RPATZ IS NOT A-LIST HE IS THE MOON AND STARZ AND SUN AND EVERYTHING THAT YOU WISH YOU COULD BE!!!!1!11!!!!

hahahah, just kidding

I love the Diaz/Rpatz guess

Brenda L said...

Right at this very moment, RPatz is A list with A++ name recognition. The key words there in my sentence are "right at this very moment"

hunter said...

Wow I came to guess Tom Cruise (and was confused by this...)

BUT I think we have a winner!!! Ding ding, Diaz and Rob make so much more sense.

retropian said...

Betty White and Rpatz. She's a Goddess who'll break his heart, and his peen.

hothotheat said...

I think the "has been someone totally different this year" doesn't fit Cameron. I'm thinking Demi Moore (no longer Mrs. Kutcher) with Rpatz or Tom Cruise.

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MadLyb said...

Kristen Stewart and Tom Cruise.

Seattle_Strips said...

You guys are great! I LOVE the idea of someone trying to give Tommy a handie under the table, just to see his face. If I had a few drinks in me (and was feeling particularly mischievous, I'd do the same!)

katsm0711 said...

"She has been a totally different person over the past year" made me immediately think of Miley who obviously doesn't fit but maybe it's someone similar having an identity crisis that we've made fun of already

BitterBlondin said...

The last two sentences don't really give off a positive vibe.

Unknown said...

Agree! The pictures from the event show Cam with a total drunkface. Goes along with the clue that she was feeling really good at this party.

Sherry said...

Betty White and Abe Vigoda just to mix it up a bit!

Anonymous said...

I would say Cameron and Rpatz for this one. He's a wounded man child and she's a man eating cougar. Of course it would make sense for him to come on to him. the poor little thing...

Colleen said...

Before this past year, Cameron had a rep for being a surfer girl/pothead, but it feels like she's had a different rep or vib about her in general since dating A-Rod and Diddy. Almost like she's harder and not as carefree. But that's just my humble opinion.

detown359 said...

Like the Cameron Rpat guess. It could be said she's a different person the last year due to all the plastic surgery. She certainly doesn't look like herself anymore.

Pip said...

The term "drunkface" made me really laugh out loud. I have never heard that word before.

Pip said...

I don't see how Cameron has been different this year. Anytime I see her or read about her, she seems exactly the same as she was before 2012.

Unknown said...

solved: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/cameron-diaz-hit-on-robert-pattinson-during-la-gala-2012611

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