Blind Items Revealed
October 27, 2010
According to an ex-girlfriend of this A list movie actor (Barely A list by the way), our actor likes to call the person he is having sex with, "mom" and also sucks his thumb after sex. Can you say disturbing.
Shia LaBeouf
72 comments:
How Blue Velvet of him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
*pause*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
That is so fucking weird.
I'm sure everyone got this one!
Oy!
Huh, Shia's completely messed up. Imagine that!
Oh goodness that was a good one!
Disturbing.
Oh. my. Gerd!!!! wow... that explains alot.
Now if he had been calling them "Dad" people would have really been talking.
Ehh , not that weird i once dated a guy that coulden't "finish" unless he had a pie thrown in his face . True story i swear.
Sick puppy..
This is so not normal.........
Not shocking at all, he's already said if he could meet his mom and marry her he would. So freaking weird.
Oh Lizzie how was that achieved? Did you have pies om stand by?
Ew. I almost just vommed.
Ewww!! Disturbia... Sorry, had to.
Bahahahahaha!! Shia thinks his mom is damn sexy: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,518857,00.html
Totally not surprising. Totally bizarre.
This guy is seriously disturbed. I believe he even admitted to shitting his pants regularly til he was 12 or something? Yeah he needs help.
Pie play could be loads of fun but someone calling me Mom and sucking their thumb? No. Just...no.
Sad to say Yes i was young n stupid . i knew i had to end it when he started requesting brand and type of pie, not just any pie. Other then that he was perfect. LOL
It had to be thrown at him? He didn't want to just eat pie and have sex?
How long did he breast feed??????
Lmao lizzie.
I guess we all have our problems. I don't know to say
OMG the comments here, I'm cracking up over pie. The original comments are pretty funny, too!
And also, EWWW.
NO ! This perv wanted the pie trown in his face to finish he couldent any other way. Silly me i thought i had found the perfect guy rich, tall, straight and single little did i know. : )
Add Key Lime Pie to rich, tall and straight, and hell yes, I'm in!!! =)
this blind item came out just after shia and carey mulligan broke up
I still would tho well back in his transformer days. I would have should him a good thumb too
ah, Lizzie..#?
But where was his thumb before he sucked it?
Probably playing tickle me Elmo I'n his pie hole
@dragon, me too. I'm sure we are both hotter than his mom too. Vom
Dafuq.
Lizzie did her prefer one flavor over another? Was he partial to meringues? This is so interesting!
He should totally date Mayim Bialik now that she's single. Sounds like a match made in developmentally stunted heaven.
Lizzie, was this an "American Pie"-era fetish?
@Lizzie du
It must have been terrible to find that out about him. What a strange fetish!! You'd have spent the rest of your life cleaning up after the (tartophile)?
@*higfive* @nothanks.
@dragon & @no thanks, I would still do him too. Hangs head in shame, turns off light, leaves room, closes door.
I would have done Shia around the time he was making Wall Street but now he looks like a homeless junkie and now this!!
Lizzie was dating Jason Biggs
How the eff does that kink start, or would one go about figuring out that's the only way to finish ? Mind boggling
meh I think Shia is crazy like a fox. He cashed all the big checks and then decided he was too good for studio movies and wanted to go indie only and shit on two huge directors. It's real fun to pretend to be poor when you have 50 million in the bank.
Caught myself singing during sex again. I believe I'm actually the answer to that past blind.
@AndyCane...what song?! Nosy Nellie needs to know. =)
Wow. No quickies .... Except for at bakers square apparently. LoL.
Was he turned on by pie? Did he watch Americsn pie when he was younger? How did he figure out that this worked for him? So many questions. Was he a clown in a past life?
Ha! What a weirdo
Hey!
Ok. Yeah I do want to know.
He liked banana cream pie from polly's, apparently marie callendars pies were not good enough . Ugh ! All this talk about him is making me FB snoop him. See what his freak ass is upto. :)
Lizzie: how did you find out about it? Did he actually say "you know what? I really think getting a pie thrown at me would help me cum" and how did he start the pie fetish?? The mind boggles
Now I have visions of Lizzie wandering the streets searching for appropriate pie before she could have sex. Like that episode of Seinfeld when Elaine was searching for sponges.
Well, it's harmless role playing, and considering the vast range of other truly disturbing things he could be doing that we read about here every day, all I can do is chuckle.
OMG all this years i couldent fine the right word to describe him now i know " tartophile" . Thanks tuxedo ! haha
Lizzie..du let us know:)
@ nellie, i would asked him similar questions, bcs i was determine to make it work bcs other than that he was a great guy but all i ever got outa him was that pies turn him on ever since he could remember and tht this was a requirement to be his girlfriend. Did i mention i was young and stupid ? LOL
I'd hit it too and give him a rattle afterwards. lol
Well Im glad im not alone!
If it wasnt for young and stupid chicks there would be so much less joy in the world. A lot less hope also.
Yah it was not fun having to stop at polly's twice a week for pie and hope they were not sold out of the banana one. Such madness .., lol
John Mayer says that's child's play in the kink world. ;)
@Lizzy I have never in my life heard of such a kink. Sounds like it would be fun the first couple times. It would probably get old fast though.
Way to f uck up your kid, Mrs. LaBeouf!
@ Lizzie, I way prefer pie kink to John Mayer kink, although blueberry does tend to stain...
Disgusting.
I think someone he treated badly, or who was yelled at or ignored made up this one for revenge.
As strange as it sounds to us, it really is childs play in a kinks world. If this shocks, the stuff that goes on daily would put y'all under. Even scarier, its going on in your neighborhood, your coworkers are doing it and theyve got paraphenalia that would blow your mind.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
How bizarre! So if a woman calls her man daddy is that bad too? Like the chick in Couples Retreat.
How reliable is an ex-girlfriend in this matter? I buy that he's a dickhead and I buy she'd want to smear him, but this just seems too weird to be true.
Lizzie du, you have made my day. That is one of the oddest things I've ever heard!
Still having problems with number two in his tween could be seen as a sign of sexual abuse. i know we all like to call him a dick head, but what if his mum sexually abused him since childhood?
having problems with number two in his tween
@L, what does that mean?
His mother is... Not attractive.
To be fair, tho, neither is he!
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