Sunday, March 10, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

December 7, 2012

When this A list actress who by talent should be a C lister called up her old flame to see if he would play at her wedding, he agreed. The thing is he didn't ask his current A list celebrity girlfriend, he just told her. She went ballistic. Considering how he has cheated on her already with a couple of exes, she wants him to stay far far away from that particular ex even if she is getting married.

John Mayer/Jennifer Aniston/Katy Perry

51 comments:

Anonymous said...

We rock. This was the popular guess at the time. I love it when Enty makes it easy for us! The clocks definitely ticking on Mayer and Perry if she's already caught him cheating with multiple exes. I hope. She likes to act like a bimbo, but surely not even she would stay with someone like that long term.

VIPblonde said...

Why would you want the guy that used to poop on you playing your wedding?

NapAssasin said...

So Jennifer is getting married?

Jessica said...

Still don't get the Jen hate. By talent should be one step above D-list, really? Yea she only does rom-com, but she's not terrible.

Tyler said...

Katy isn't thinking. He's not going to change. Either accept him as he is, or dump him before he dumps you.

Sugar said...

Why in the h-e double hockey sticks would Jen want Stinkball McCheater to play at her wedding? That makes no sense to me.

annanaannnaaaa said...

If that wedding ever happens.

I think john Mayer has this strange asshole power over women. I've dated 2 guys like that. they call and the sad suckers (such as myself) come runnin'. I've given rides, picked up tabs, waited hours for a call to be returned. it looks to me like Mr.Mayer possesses that same quality, even if Jen did do the calling this time.

goheels83 said...

<3 VIP

LottaColada said...

@VIP- Ick! Nast!

KPeony said...

@phoenix, don't you mean dump him before he dumps on you?

ethorne said...

What a famewhore. " I'm having the wedding the world has waited 75 years for, I'll invite my ex that got me in the tabloids even more. Maybe Brad can walk me down the aisle too."

Brady88 said...

With her bankroll, she could get anybody to play her wedding, and she chooses an ex bf to play it. Sorry i don't believe this for a second. If i was her man i wouldn't even let the DJ play his songs.

I'll tell you who she should get...she should get Justin Timberlake to do her wedding, that would be awesome.

Christopher Cruz said...

Bahahahahaha!!! Love it- sounds about right, too!!!

Sherry said...

I'm laughing that Katy thinks she's going to change him and that a concert at a wedding is the biggest problem with this douche.

Tyler said...

lmao @ KPony, I SWEAR the implications of my wording didn't occur to me until after I pressed Publish Your Comment. I need more coffee.

timebob said...

i'd love this to be true, but Jennifer seemed pretty addicted to him like others have been. John said in past interviews that he has no relationship to her and doesn't speak to her and regrets that.

I would love for this to be true, but I doubt it is.

Plus, Justin Theroux seems pretty alpha male. I don't think that would fly with him either.

TeeTee said...

was there a blind I missed about Mayer's bowels? lol

Pip said...

Call me lil B. Profane, 'cause I call bullshit on this blind's authenticity!

timebob said...

@TeeTee there is a story floating around that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson were in a hotel and the maids found the sheets were full of shit..and that he has thing for shitting on women (literally) and figuratively.

Pip said...

Tee, Mayer like to take a dump on his lady's breasts, and then flattens the poo like a pancake. He then jizzes on said pancake poo, I suppose to add "syrup".

Kelly said...

I don't believe this one either.

kj said...

think about the possibilities. she is walking down the aisle, with brad pitt's parents and mayer is singing her body is a wondeland while katy perry is looking for a weapon

delete account said...

OH PLEASE!
John Mayer has a mysterious power that causes women to quit their brains? Give me a break! Im a woman and I dont get involved with douchebags period! Why? Becaue I use my brain! If youre giving your asshole boyfriend whos cheating on you money and rides and being his slave, youre not doing that because hes hypnotized u with his prick, youre doing that because youre stupid! Funny, when its a Riri and Fist item, i dont hear any of this shiz then. When its Riri, its "Shes stupid" and never that Fist is hypnotic and charming or anything. When its Jennifer Assiton (not a typo, thats what I call the Valley Bimbo), oh, its different--"Jen's mesmerized, Jens so trusting, so sweet..."PUKE!And when its John Mayer, who loves cheating on women and according to gossip doing all kinds of gross stuff with them, oh, these poor women just cant help themselves. And just becauee Mayer isnt supposedly physically abusive does NOT make him any less abusive than Fist. Cheating is abusive in and of itself--especialy if you get an STD or HIV from your cheating lover/spouse. So dont bother telling me Mayer aint abusive--HE IS TOO! why do women that quit using their brains so they can ride his prick.get a free pass while Rihanna doesnt?

ethorne said...

@kj-Brad's twins could be flower girl & ring bearer, Maddox & Vince Vaughn can handle security, & Angie can fly Jen in with her chopper.

g.strathmore said...

@VIPblonde, Yayess!

JasCrocks said...

1. Bc there's evidence of the terrible damage he did to Rihanna 2. Bc he's black 3. Bc he does crazy ass crackhead shit everyday with no remorse 4. Bc he's black

JasCrocks said...

1. Bc there's evidence of the terrible damage he did to Rihanna 2. Bc he's black 3. Bc he does crazy ass crackhead shit everyday with no remorse 4. Bc he's black

JasCrocks said...

1. Bc there's evidence of the terrible damage he did to Rihanna 2. Bc he's black 3. Bc he does crazy ass crackhead shit everyday with no remorse 4. Bc he's black

faux101 said...

Wow, this gives a great insight into Jen and Justins relationship. Any man who would let his soon to be wife ask her ex bf to play at the wedding, clearly can't have much say in the relationship.. Or he's just as publicity hungry as Jen as this scenario with Mayor playing at the wedding would create a collective tabloid orgasm!

annanaannnaaaa said...

I'm not stupid for being used by a couple of guys (who did not cheat)... I would be stupid if I had stuck around. the people involved in this reveal are all over the media, and should absolutely know better.

timebob said...

listen, he allegedly has a 9 inch dick that women get dicktamized by.
They are victims really.

Katy seems to be her own woman and isn't defining herself by him by taking him on the look at my boyfriend tour like Jessica and Jen did.

Katy is prepping a new album and will go on a world tour. I don't they will survive past that.

And karma took care of John when it screwed with his vocals for two years and going..

Ivs said...

I see no reason for this not to be true. I'm on the "Mayer is a douche"-bandwagon, but he's a very talented musician and singer. The live version of slow dancing in a burning room from his concert in LA a couple a years back is really great.


But then, I don't know much about what's been written about him in tabloids - he and Jen didn't end it on a good note, I take it? I personally think it's not very farfetched that two exes can be cool and that one asks the other to play at their wedding, especially if one of the exes is as talented as Mayer (sorry!). And Theroux might seem like an Alpha-male, but a real AM doesn't have to assert himself; he's marrying Jen, he got her, he won!

Unknown said...

Don't get people's fondness for Jen; she's one note at best.

Kloie said...

This blind is racist. If it were Chris Brown, everyone would be all like, "Rhianna, what are you thinking?" But because it's John Mayer & Jennifer Anniston & that hipster she is marrying, everyone's like, "Oh, no big thing, let's just just say we like his music and his 9-inch penis." I heard Chris Brown's penis is twice as big. Just saying.

Signed, Just Curious for the Day

Liz said...

Scratchy,

I'm with you. John's only ability is that he knows how to pick up on the vulnerable/stupid ones. Most woman would tell him to take a hike once he started with the head games and/ tried to poop on them. He has no mystical powers, he just dates some women who GIVE him power by putting up with his childish games.

9 inch dick isn't all that. They can hurt and giving head is exhausting. Way overratted!

Krissie said...

@ethorne, don't forget that Jen can also pose for all her wedding pictures with her hand rested on her stomach, smiling mysteriously.

She would do anything for attention!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else think that chris brown should put down the crack pipe and quit trolling cdan and d listed???

marine said...

I don't believe this for a second! It's one of those that can be brushed aside because if the People issue comes out and John Mayer didnt play her wedding, we can all think it was because of Katy Perry. I highly highly doubt Jennifer (or anyone!!) would hire their ex to partake in their wedding...just my opinion

Mango said...

I don't believe it either. I don't think Jen would be so crass and I really don't think Justin Theroux would put up with it. He doesn't look like a pushover.

As for the scat fetish stories, while I don't doubt that John Mayer is a total pig, FWIW my personal opinion is that he and Jessica Simpson indulged in a lusty bout of anal sex, were not particularly clean about it, left the sheets considerably less than immaculate and the story has snowballed into him liking to shit on his sexual partners. I just hope Mr 9 Inch Dick and Ms. Sexual Napalm left a generous gratuity for the room attendant.

Jenn said...

I don't care how big his dick is, I can go out and buy whatever size I like without all the BS that comes with Nasty Mayer. Plus, it'll have extra speeds.

TeeTee said...

Oh sheesh - where's my head? I remember those tales - d'oh! I guess I was thinking there must have been something about Aniston I missed with him - well, phew about that -lol

Silly Girl said...

Kloie, are you serious?!?! Brown BEAT Rhianna, all John Mayer did was break up with people. That's an idiot thing to say, there is nothing racist here except your comments.

As for the blind, I call BS. Jenn would never hire JM to play at her wedding unless she's all 'you're hired help' on his ass, which I sincerely doubt. I think the route she is taking is the whole 'who are you again?'. THAT makes her a bigger person than the sniveling person begging him to be relevant and play at her wedding.

Henriette said...

Everyone figured this one out.

Kloie said...

I was joking, a la "Just Curious" who posts on here all the time defending Chris Brown. Guess the joke went over everyone's heads.

caralw said...

@Mango, I think you probably have a good guess about the origin of that rumor.

As for Chris Brown, he beat the living shit out of RiRi. As far as I know, John Mayer hasn't done that to a woman. Not that I don't think he's an asshat, but that's more because what comes out of his mouth.

Not sure if this is true or not.

Kloie said...

I see I'm going to have to repeat this after every post.

It.was.a.joke. I just wanted to poke fun at the person who brings Chris Brown into every post (Hence why I signed it "Just Curious For the Day"). Apparently people are not amused by that.

Pip said...

Kloie, you need to reply to every single comment, talking about Charlie Sheen. You should also bring up at least three different races, if you want to truly capture the essence of Just Curious. Remember, a gingers is the true antichrist, as they are the whitest of the whites.

Pip said...

Ginger*

italiangal56 said...

These people are all fucking nuts!

crila16 said...

If a guy is still in love with an ex-gf, and the ex-gf is NOT in love with the guy...absolutely nothing will happen. If a the guy is NOT in love with the ex-gf and the ex-gf is still in love with the guy...the chances of something happening is great.

Jennifer is NOT in love with John Mayer. John Mayer is in love with no one, but of course would boink Jennifer again if she were up for it. Funny thing...I think she's really into Justin and has no interest in Mayer anymore. Katey has nothing to worry about with Jennifer...she just has to worry about all the other chicks in the world.

Lelaina Pierce said...

I don't believe this b/c Justin Theroux doesn't seem like he'd be into Mayer's music. Why do I feel like he's probably an aging hipster that only listens to obscure indie music?

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