Thursday, May 16, 2013

Macaulay Culkin Smokes 3 Packs A Day Of Cigarettes

The National Enquirer is all hot and bothered that Macaulay Culkin is smoking three packs of cigarettes a day and is convinced it will kill him. Yeah, it probably will eventually, but I think the odds are greater that living with Pete Doherty is probably going to kill you sooner. Living with Pete and having a monster heroin habit is probably going to do you in sooner than the cigarettes too. I know they probably wanted to just show some photos of mac looking scary, and this was a good way. Plus you can throw up a headline like death scare and get people to buy a copy.

19 comments:

SingBlue said...

Wouldn't be the first person with Doherty around them to die in drug-related circumstances. His drug use was too much even for Kate Moss - says it all.

figgy said...

Yeeeaaaah, cigs are the least of his problems. What is he even living on, financially?

auntliddy said...

Man, his f-ing father did some job on him. Bastard.

Kristin Wigs said...

What did his dad do? I keep hearing the guy was a nightmare.

All about Eve said...

Poor Mac, he seems like a nice guy with a bad addiction and why is it that Pete Doherty still alive? Those massive amounts of drugs would've killed a normal person.

Tyger Lilly said...

I wonder if Pete ODs in their apartment and Mac discovers his body, is he going to make that shocked mouth-open, hands-on-his-cheeks look he made famous in Home Alone?

Ms Cool said...

His dad deserves a special place in hell.

SecretTorture - "ST" said...

If he were awake 16 hours a day that would be a cigarette every every 15 minutes or so. So it could be true.

SusanB said...

My dad was a 3 pack/day smoker. He used to tell me that if you had to sleep in a snow filled trench in France during WW2 you'd smoke too just to keep warm. So he got hooked and it killed him. Not cancer, COPD. So 3 packs a day is easily done.

Silkprint said...

omg ..I didn't even realize they were living together . I actually liked Pete a zillion years ago when he first started Baby Shambles and wasn't a complete puke .

AnonPLS said...

Macaulay will OD before Pete ever will.

Anonymous said...

OH wah! An adult chain smokes! call the wambulance!

Snootches said...

What the holy hell happened to him over the years? Between his dad, sleepovers with MJ, his sister's death....no wonder he looks like hell.

zeldafitzgerald said...

Again:

He is a rich, high functioning junkie. He will [probably] NEVER OD because he [probably] has access to high quality grade smack.

Cigarettes are much more likely to kill him.

Now watch him prove me wrong and drown in a bath in paris.

Unknown said...

The functioning addict does eventually fall apart. Eg RDJ or any addict.

di butler said...

You do understand he was one of the highest paid child stars, ever, right? He has millions. Always lived very simply, raised in the huge Catholic family in a one bedroom apartment, what he has spent, has been care of family. Mac's a great guy, I hate him hooking up with Winehouse's enabler.

Unknown said...

Aaaaaaghhh! Lol!

Ramone Love said...

Oh yeah?!! Well I smoke 4 packs a day while eating a pound of bacon washed down with a gallon of half&half. Top that BITCHES!!!!

lazyday603 said...

"Hi! I'm Macaulay Culkin. Emember me? I used to smoke three packs of cigarettes a day. But since I lost one of my lungs, I've cut my smoking in half".

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