Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Today's Blind Items - She Thinks The Casting Couch Is Great

This actress is B- list. I'm really stretching it there. The only reason she gets that high of a grade is because of one role on a hit show. Current role, but she has not done much before, but one can expect she will do more after the role ends which should be in another season or two at the very most. I spoke to one of her friends the other day and they said she has always been very open and honest, at least with her friends that she has no problems with getting roles via the casting couch and says if she can get them that way and beat out someone else and get to the top faster, then why shouldn't she do it? She says there is no reason for her to go to 20 auditions in a week and spend 60 hours a week driving to and from them and waiting if she can go spend an hour having sex and get a role she would have got after four or five weeks of driving to and from auditions. She also has no problem with nudity and said that for her big break she not only agreed to nudity but also has the casting couch to thank for the role which ultimately got her the role that is starting to make her a star which she says she did not have to have sex with anyone for, but was very willing. No wonder she gets along so great with her female B list co-star.

67 comments:

Unknown said...

Beth Behrs

mikey said...

January Jones? Show lasting only another season or two....

CJ said...

AnnaLynne McCord? Didn't she tweet a pic of her boobs or something?

NapAssasin said...

I have no idea, but I applaud her willingness to play the game if she's as happy as she says she is.

MC said...

I was gonna go with Cobie Smulders cause I don't remember seeing her in anything before HIMYM, but she doesn't really seem the type and I'm not sure where the nudity would fit in.

Anonymous said...

all of them? She must not live in town if she's commuting that much.

MontanaMarriott said...

Well in all fairness some of today's A list actors and actresses have had to go the casting couch road. Yes talent keeps you working but does not get you in the door. Once you reach the top, you never have to F anyone ever again.

leemonada76 said...

Bisou bisou

saycheese said...

blonde from two broke girls

DewieTheBear said...

But if she hasn't done that much before this one role, how does that jive with "she has no problems with getting roles via the casting couch"?

Maybe it's the writing but every sentence here contradicts the one before.

turningvioletviolet said...

Naya Rivera - Glee's been renewed for 2 more seasons and wasn't she a pole dancer at some point in the past? Lea Michele for her B list co star?

VIPblonde said...

I like @leemonada's guess! Jessica Pare used to do a ton of nudity early in her career, didn't "have to" sleep with someone for current role, but is anyway (allegedly having affair with Matthew Weiner), and B list co-star she gets along with would be January Jones, of course!

Staple611 said...

Probably not Colbie - she's been in a handful of movies and is promoting one now, I believe.

TheHappyHoosier said...

Brian Williams daughter on Girls

NomNom83 said...

Jessica Pare immediately came to mind.

Thing is, if you're sleeping with people for roles, you can't get upset once those opportunities -- and your career -- dry up.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Okay, let's walk backwards. She's doing well on a hit show now, got this role because she had a high-profile role ("big break") which required nudity, as well as her plooking someone to get it.

So, who got their break getting naked, and moved on from there to a role in a hit TV show, which is expected to last only or two more seasons?

Naked "big break" to hit show w/one or two seasons left seems to be the key.

Just Another HR Lady said...

lol...this could be one of dozens.

KLM said...

Nicely done, leemonada... I think you nailed it.

auntliddy said...

I wish the lid wld be ripped off these predators. Two consenting adults, fine-but preying on young girls snd theur dreams is inhuman.

Susan said...

I was initially thinking January Jones as well, but I like the Bijou Bijou Jessica Pare guess. She is absolutely the worst actress ever on Mad Men. And I don't know of any nudity jobs on JJ's end. I just remember her at the end of Love Actually and that she was an Abercrombie model.

Unknown said...

Olivia Munn, she's known for sleeping for her career. Did nudity for Magic Mike and is on the network now.

belesta said...

Lea Michele went topless for the Broadway show that started getting her attention prior to Glee and she's always said she has no problem with nudity. Glee has two seasons left. Lea hasn't done much else beyond a bit part in an ensemble movie.

MadLyb said...

This has got to be January Jones.

Naomi said...

Beth Behrs is a broadway star.

Basil said...

All of them.

Unknown said...

Vergara?

Dishtlk said...

I've never enjoyed her! Don't wanna spoil anything for anyway, but heart surgeon and his wife have made for an interesting addition to say the least...

The Real Dragon said...

First of all What bunch of shitty friends.

Second of all thats what she want to do then do you girl.

good luck.

lazyday603 said...

January Jones hasn't ever done nudity. Jessica Pare had a very funny bathtub scene in "Hot Tub Time Machine" that all the men in the world noticed. Is that the one? HTTM wasn't that huge of a hit but like "Old School" most guys have seen it a few times.

DewieTheBear said...

@lazy, January was at least partially naked in The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada. Barry Pepper gives it to her rather explicitly in the ass during one scene.

(Side note: Great film, but don't listen to it with January's commentary. She's as awful in voice-over as she is on-screen.)

Beca said...

Nina Dobrev? She seems to be a lot of places.

Jeff said...

Arya Stark?

Anonymous said...

Gretchen Mol from Boardwalk Empire. Carry on...

SugarTitz said...

2 seasons left on mad men
jessica pare
co star jan jones jealous she is not cupcake of show now

annabella said...

Um, Naomi, I hate to break it to you, but Beth Behrs has never even appeared on Broadway. At least according to Broadway and the interwebs.

In 2005, she did play Sandy Dumbrowski in a production of Grease at San Francisco's Ray of Light Theatre. However, that's about 3000 miles from Broadway.

Seriously people, don't make stuff up and post it as if its true. I knew that the notion that she was a 'broadway star' was laughable and I only ever saw her once, on its a brad brad world. yes, guilty as charged.

Beth B is a one hit wonder if ever there was one. don't know if she's the answer for the blind.

mygeorgie said...

On board with Leemonada. Pare's the first person I thought of based on the fact she's a shit actress, unattractive & has zero chemistry with Don Draper. Every scene she's in I want to scream "WTF is *she* doing here?! Make it stop!"

OT: I miss the good ole days on MM when I pretty much enjoyed every character, even shmucks like Lane, but now everyone irritates the hell outta me except Roger & Penny. I wonder if that's Matt's point? It's Sopranos all over again :(

ldylkng said...

Missing an obvious guess hereI think, Emmy Rossum! Nudity in Shameless & Co star is Joan Cusak

sandybrook said...

I'm on board guessing Lea Michelle she is desparate for fame.

sarah.estell said...

I like the Jessica Pare guess with January Jones as her co-star. They have been seen together a lot lately.

Miri said...

This is definitely Jessica Pare. She is a generous B- JJ is a B list that's okay with the casting couch.

Pare is a worse actress than January--as hard as that is to imagine--and a large majority of Mad Men fans dislike her characters takeover of the show.

She'd have been gone by now, or at least reduced in role size, if Weiner wasn't blinded/guided by his penis.

Angela said...

Jessica Paré has been in many movies in Canada and France before, and Mad Men will be over next season, not "in another season or two." Of course, Enty could give us a red herring and make things more vague.
And I don't mind her acting. Her character is supposed to be very different from the usual people at the agency or Betty Draper. The character is also flawed but that doesn't come from her acting. She's written that way.

Anonymous said...

Everytime Pare smiles I want to cry. Snaggleteeth.

Why does everyone hate Enero Jones? I think her acting in the show is so good that people hate her in real life. Is she that big of a hemorrhoid in real life?

Nancy said...

Arya Stark (Maisie Williams) is way too young for that. The thought of that breaks my brain!

I was thinking of Emilia Clarke, but I highly doubt that GoT only has a couple of seasons left.

I'll have to go with January Jones.

Not A Ninny said...

Cobie Smulders is married Taran Killam and just had a kid.

Beth Behrs is quite talented, comes from a privileged background and the show-runner who cast her in one of the leads for 2 Broke Girls, Michael Patrick King, is gay.

Jeri said...

Modern Family wives - you can figure which is which.

Unknown said...

It is the girl who plays Marley. She did a nude scene in Homeland before getting on glee

Unknown said...

Melissa Benoist.

trudi said...

I agree with the Jessica Pare crowd.

I read an interview with Matthew Weiner where he went on and on and on about her. Very effusive praise for such a boring actress who creates a void whenever she appears on the on the TV screen

B626 said...

Yes, her with Craig Robinson in Hot Tub Time Machine!

Count Jerkula said...

I just want to say, what kind of tools are these directors/producers? 1 session of naked time and they are handing broads the keys to the Brinks truck? It should be more like, "OK, you got the role. Here's my room number at the Marmont and the key. Tuesday's noon to 5 until we get canceled (or production wraps on a movie)."

If yer gonna go scumbag, go FULL scumbag. If yer gonna go whore, go FULL whore.

Steampunk Jazz said...

gotta agree with you Jerkula. more airtime, more sacktime...unless he orshe does the ending

Jessie said...

I don't mind Jessica Pare.

I think she and JJ are both bad actresses but have different styles. JP delivers her lines like a 16 year old drama queen. JJ delivers her lines like she's reading over them and practicing her inflection.

lazyday603 said...

If this is Emelia Clarke I'm making a career switch to casting director.

Erik said...

This sure sounds like Jessica Pare.

Unknown said...

If you need to screw guys to get roles I say go for it. She should draw the line at anal though.

Popnursing said...

Agree with the Pare guesses. And I know I'm the only one, but I just love her on Mad Men.

Tax Attorney said...

I read this through as Kim Kardashian with Kanye as the "female B list co-star" and the male/female switch one of Enty's sneaky little blind item tweaks. (***twinkle***)

Not A Ninny said...

"If yer gonna go scumbag, go FULL scumbag."

I invite you to read the California criminal codes on pimping and sexual enslavement. If you try going "full scumbag" like that, you'll do hard time at Folsom...and I don't think you'll be on the giving end of the "couch casting" that goes on there.

Kari said...

Allison Williams from Girls.

Anon said...

Makes you wonder if its easier for a woman to open her legs or a book to get ahead in life.....maybe sill' bit of both: sleep with the right folks.

Maria Rafaella said...

Lena Dunham.

Pope Joan said...

Allison Williams has never done nudity on Girls and her contract states that she will never be required to.

Erik said...

Yeah, given who Allison Williams' dad is, I think it's HIGHLY unlikely that she'd ever have to resort to having sex to get a job.

Count Jerkula said...

@Profane: Yeah, cause making a chick fuck only 1 time for a job is TOTALLY legal. Dunce.

I invite you open a dictionary to "ignorant tool" and have a read. No hard copy of a dictionary? Then the bathroom mirror will have to do.

Yer mouth, my balls, have fun.

Mirame said...

Seriously, did everybody who achieved a big success (and I mean A list here) go through the casting couch?!
I wanna believe that u can have a big career without selling your body and losing your morals...

Count Jerkula said...

You really think they have morals? Hollywood is a big money, cut throat place. If a moral, kind person got in there, they are probably eaten up and spit out.

Mirame said...

I obviously realize that a big majority of them have no morals or limits whatsoever, but I just want to believe that there is a few, just a few ppl at least who got to the top without selling themselves...

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