Thursday, June 13, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Changes Rehab Centers

I guess it has been 30 days because Lindsay Lohan is out of Betty Ford and has transferred to Cliffside in Malibu. I wonder if she got to stop off somewhere for a glass of wine and some Adderall. Michael Lohan was still pushing for Lindsay to go to that place in Florida so he could get a kickback or some kind of money for it. You know he was not pushing that place out of the goodness of his heart. With all the talk of Betty Ford being only a 30 day stay kind of place, I wonder what is going to happen to Brooke Mueller. She needs about six months of rehab. I am really going to miss the quiet after Lindsay gets out of rehab. I know there have been some stories about her, but it is nothing compared to the daily onslaught we get when she is out every night partying and stealing.

31 comments:

timebob said...

All this means she found a place that will let her take Adderall and the Judge fell for it and signed off.

G said...

I never tire of that photo.

LottaColada said...

I know there have been some stories about her, but it is nothing compared to the daily onslaught we get when she is out every night partying and stealing.

You've done nothing to contribute to the end of daily onslaught, enties.

FrenchGirl said...

who cares?

FrenchGirl said...

Boycott her!

MISCH said...

who cares...Begone

Count Jerkula said...

I bet there is some Bang Bus style hooking going on during the trip to the new rehab. Dina at the wheel, pulling the lever to open the doors. One trick goes out the back door as one enters the front and pays the cover charge.

Dazlondon said...

Love that Photo

Unknown said...

as the great great Amanda Bynes would say she is "ugly"

Karen said...

@Count Jerkula, I once won a frat's contest to create a drink named Bang Bus. I only had two competitors, one being my now ex-boyfriend. He was a sore loser about it.

Anyway:

8 oz. yellow lemonade
1 shot Captain Morgan rum
1 shot Jack Daniels
Spoonful of honey

I wanted it to look like the essence of Bang Bus--dirty and gross.

califblondy said...

It's getting hot here in the SoCal desert, she probably just wants to move to the beach.

Sherry said...

I thought BF DID have a longer than 30 day program. Well but then, you can't get your Adderall there can you?

I'm getting the bus visual with Dina at the wheel..

Hey who thinks Lohag is finally gonna be well? Yeah, me neither.

parissucksliterally said...

She'll get out, and get back on her hamster wheel of druggie life.

greenmountaingal said...

Best picture ever.

Tyler said...

Enty's collection of Lindsay's adderall faces is hilarious.

Ja'mie King said...

GotDAMN I LOVE that pic of her. I wish someone would screen it onto a T-shirt and follow her around on the reg wearing it.

CantHaveMyPurse said...

Entry, no one is forcing you to talk about her. Other sites barely mention her unless she does something extremely stupid, not just ordinarily stupid.

We've been asking for a Lohan-free month for ages. Feel free to invoke it anytime!

Anonymous said...

I'm only interested in her once she gets her shit together, this arrest, steal, rinse repeat bull is/has and will always be old to me, I'm waiting for the real comeback story.

sandybrook said...

I wonder if she'll be alive and how old she will look like when she reaches the mid-40s that this pic shows her to look like

Unknown said...

^^^this

Unknown said...

So let me get this straight - knowing it was a 30 day type facility - they all signed on to it saying she could repeat the program. And she was happy. Now, she's switching? I'm sorry - but holy fuck does this trick get special treatment. I really really don't believe in wishing people ill will - but her? Absolutely. She's a waste and the world will be better off without her freckled wonk ass in it.

Count Jerkula said...

@Karen: Yeah, they could have had a nicer van. Like a nice Town and Country w/ the Stow & Go seats.

I feel bad for Ramon. All he was doing was trying to practice the freedom of religion we have here in the US, and he was arrested and now appears to be relegated to tranny porn. Big fall from grace because of a goat and a couple chickens.

Congrats on the drink recipe win!

iheartjacksparrow said...

Betty Ford stated they could easily adapt their 30-day program to cover 90 days. Posters on other sites are speculating that BF kicked her out which is why she switched facilities.

Sylvia said...

That pic of Lindsay is horrible.

Aoife said...

@Lotta, AGREED. Enty complains about the Kartrashians and Lohan yet continues to write about them. I don't get it.

portlandjewel said...

+1! it just brings joy!

Unknown said...

I love it!

cricket said...

Keith Urban was in Betty Ford for 90 days right after he married Kidman. I'm sure Blohan could have stayed if they would have adapted the program to suit her. They probably decided all her drinking drugging and turning tricks would distract the other patients there. They better tell everyone in the new place to lock up everything they own if they want to keep any of it.

elspeth said...

'I am really going to miss the quiet after Lindsay gets out of rehab....[T]he constant onslaught....'

Oh, gee, Entel, I don't know what you could possibly do to stop the constant onslaught -- At least on CDAN. Unless, Heaven Forbid, you stopped posting about her unless/until something spectacular occurred -- Like, you know, she was sentenced to real time; she joined the 27 Club; she entered a convent w/o prior notice from a PR person.

So I guess you prefer to 'miss the quiet time' rather than forego some possible 'hits' and the sure probability that some of your regulars will scroll past those posts out of terminal boredom. Because, you know, they ARE regulars and will keep coming back for slop and pap everyday, because, you know, it's what they do.

Goodnight said...

Oh, enties. You can hardly bitch about the 'constant onslaught' of Lohag you yourselves print.

Maybe you skipped one too many bacon meals and are feeling lightheaded?

I am torn. On the one hand, I am as tired of this trick as anyone. On the other hand I will never get tired of seeing these photos.

AKM said...

Oh, that photo. I'm pushing forty and I look younger. Drugs are bad, m'kay?

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