Monday, June 10, 2013

NY Post Blind Items

Which married star is cheating on his wife with every hot young girl he can get his hands on? At a recent boutique opening, he was getting frisky with a beautiful assistant, asking her to join him in the bathroom. But her dad threatened to sue, alleging he had molested his daughter, and it was all captured on CCTV. The star had enough money to make the angry dad go away quietly . . .

WHICH top media executive accidentally butt-dialed a colleague and left a voice mail of himself booking a hooker for the night while on a business trip? The voice mail has made its rounds around the office . . .

WHICH athlete begged a gal pal to come over one afternoon to have sex, and then asked her to find another girl so that they could have a threesome?

49 comments:

whocaresnow12 said...

CCTV means it was in London.

I'm sorry, but with today's phones it's pretty impossible to butt dial anyone.

Charlotte. said...

I accidentally dial people with my iPhone, as does my partner. My dad butt and chest-dials people on a pretty regular basis. I've had phone calls from people butt-dialling me lately.

Matt & Jess said...

I get but dialed every day, several times per day

pipslap said...

whocares, you obviously don't have an iPhone. Happens at least 1x per day that either I butt dial or receive a butt dial. And it's always from iPhones.

loopymommy said...

I accidentally dial people often, thanks to the lag in my Galaxy S3.

Is closed-circuit TV a phrase that's used to describe security cameras exclusively in Britain? Maybe I'm misunderstanding your response.

libby said...

I butt-dialed a bill collector. I have been imagining he would give up if I never answered my phone, too! lol!


I think the third blind is probably Tiger and Vonn...They were together recently.

loopymommy said...

My previous comments are for whocaresnow12. Sorry for any confusion!

Unknown said...

This posting is worded very different from enty's usual posts... Or is it just me?

Cecilia00 said...

@j Sara - it's New York post blinds, not Enty's

Staple611 said...

J Sara, these are copied from the NYPost - they wrote these.

sylmarillion said...

J Sara, I agree. Looks like a case of Copy Paste to me...

Redd said...

I know it's Monday and all that goes with it, but come on people, the blind is titled "NY Post Blinds" for pete's sake. This randomness wondering if the blinds are from somewhere else, sheesh.

Redd said...

we don't know closed circuit t.v. from the BBC? Seriously.

Kelly said...

And these blinds could not be more vague.

Unknown said...

Could these be any more vague?

loopymommy said...

And apparently it's only shown in London.

whocaresnow12 said...

I have an iPhone. Unless your ass or chest have magically grown fingers to move the slide bar then something else is going on. In the 4 years I've had an iPhone that's never happened and I have my phone in my pocket 5-7 days a week for 12-18 hours a day for work.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

CCTV is everywhere.
If this had happened in the street, it could be the UK, but this says that happened in a boutique's bathroom. Almost every acceptable shop (jewelry, cool boutique, bank...) has a CCTV, at least in the UK, Italy or Spain.

whocaresnow12 said...

CCTV is used in London. The city has thousands of CCTV cameras....just google it. I can't explain it well enough.

whocaresnow12 said...

I didn't notice it was shown inside. I was under the impression it started inside and ended outside. My mistake.

Supercilious Seed said...

CCTV is a general term used for security cameras that can be viewed on monitors and are often recorded. Lots of stores have them in Canada and the US have them to deter shoplifting.

loopymommy said...

Seriously? CCTV is all over the world, both indoors and out. How could you pinpoint the event to have occurred specifically in London merely due to the fact that security cameras were in use? It could've been NY, LA, Chicago, Paris, Rome, or any city with electricity! Hell, our local fast food places have CCTV, and we are a lame NY suburb!

crila16 said...

Daniel Craig?

CJ said...

for the first blind - Mauricio Umansky & Kyle Richards (she has a new store and he's got plenty of money.)

CJ said...

never mind, that boutique isn't new. I missed the date on the pics.

SusanB said...

CCTV is a generic term - could be anywhere.

We have Nokia smartphones and Mr. B chest dials me 2-3 times a week on his.

I think the media exec is Jeff Zucker from CNN. I've heard he's a jerk.

Count Jerkula said...

Media Exec: Les Moonves

Athlete: A-Roid or Melo

Snapdragon said...

If you're butt- or chest-dialing with your iPhone, you're forgetting to push the button on the top to lock the screen. Or you have a very nimble butt/boob to slide to unlock and punch in your passcode (because you do have your phone passcoded, RIGHT?). ;)

camembert said...

Actually, it is possible to "butt-dial" on an iPhone. It happens when you don't lock the screen (and you probably don't have a passcode). Anyway...

Top Media Exec: Andy Cohen. Because Les Moonves is too powerful for anyone to circulate that kind of voicemail and still keep his/her head, let alone job.

Dena said...

If my ass had fingers I would play dueling pianos by myself. Or be a very successful porn star.

Unknown said...

There are CCTV cameras in North America just not as many as there are in the UK.
I would imagine any high end store has surveillance cameras and they may be referred to as CCTV in North America as well as Britain.

When you say CCTV initially, I think of the cameras placed outside all over the UK not inside buildings and stores.

Unknown said...

that did not sound right, the UK have more CCTV cameras in outside public areas than in North America or that anyone in North America will admit to

Unknown said...

that did not sound right, the UK have more CCTV cameras in outside public areas than in North America or that anyone in North America will admit to

SophiaB said...

My phone butt dials ALL THE TIME. I wish there was a lock code for accessing the phone. It has caused SERIOUS embarrassment on numerous occasions. Not sure what kind of phone you have but the touch screen situation makes me wanna cry... it does have major advantages but the slipslideoops factor is huge.

Seachica said...

ARod for the athlete. I figured I would actually take a guess instead of talking about butt dialing :)

Unknown said...

my iphone somehow called my aunt once and the phone was passcode locked and in my purse. i'm still baffled by it.

Char said...

I have gotten 3 pocket dials in the last 2 weeks.

Freya said...

I'm cracking up because there's about 40 comments here but the majority of the section is about butt-dialing and only about 3-4 about the blind items.

Unknown said...

Who's laughing at my antiquated flip phone now, huh?

MadamChef said...

My nephew's phone butt dialed me once during the school day. 45 minutes of high school noise. I shut it down when he went to gym class. I don't want to hear that!

Lancer said...

For sh*ts and giggles I'll say the athlete/whiner/begger is Mark Sanchez

car54 said...

Our company is mostly women, and we call it purse dialing...happens all the time.

warmislandsun said...

Closed-circuit tv is a private camera system that business, homes, parking lots, etc, can employ as a security system. So, the boutique probably had a system like this. What A list star went to a boutique opening?

I hope the media executive was trump.

Tiger begging for sex seems about right.

short le chic said...

OMG guys!!! It's like there's a joint being passed around! Ooook, we get it. Butt-dialling happens. Now how about the blinds??

short le chic said...

OMG guys!!! It's like there's a joint being passed around! Ooook, we get it. Butt-dialling happens. Now how about the blinds??

Charlotte. said...

@MadameChef, I love that you listened for 45 minutes!

NaughtyNurse said...

1. Could be any of them. And CCTV is not a UK thing--it's simply closed circuit TV/security cameras.

2. No idea

3. Tiger

Jenn said...

CCTV is a British term, but closed circuit TV is by no means a British only thing. There's a whole lot of cameras on you at any time of the day in big cities, banks, store security, traffic cams, etc, not to mention satellites. Big Brother is always watching. And don't forget, he's listening too. Isn't that right, NSA? *flips bird*

Anonymous said...

it's closed circuit television doesn't mean it was in england, just security vid. Ben Affleck for the pervy cheater. all of em for the athlete, and everyone else for that matter. If I had a dollar for every time a guy said, can you call your hot friend, can we bring her in the bedroom, etc. I'd be a wealthy woman.

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