Sunday, September 29, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

April 4, 2013

This A+ list movie actor has been joining his wife every week at a therapist's office. A sex therapist. Rumor has it that he is a little quick at the trigger and not just temper wise.

Ryan Reynolds

44 comments:

skipper said...

Oh please....!!
Can't really buy this one!

The Real Dragon said...

I'll Fix that for you, Boo.

Christopher Cruz said...

Oh wow, a therapist? For that?

Meanie Rhysie said...

Oooh! Wonder what he did to piss off this Enty for this to be revealed? LOL

shopgirl said...

The only annoying thing about this is considering Ryan Reynolds is A+

shopgirl said...

The only annoying thing about this is considering Ryan Reynolds is A+

Habibti said...

There are ways of making a man last longer....Blake needs to be educated! Really a therapist? Havent they only been married for like 5 minutes?

The Real Dragon said...

@shop this must be typo No way in he the do is A+list actor.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Blame the woman for the man's dysfunction? Really?

Sherry said...

Baby: I'm not reading any blame at all.

Seriously you can never tell can you. Of course he probably explained it was because she was so sexy he can't control himself. Heard that one before.

Unknown said...

He's canadienne! Nuff said.

MISCH said...

Remember Scarlett said he was a dud...

Kelly said...

I'm sorry. I LOL'd at this one.

Kels said...

Its Blake fault now?

auntliddy said...

umm, tmi.

MrPresident said...

Ryan Reynolds still A+ ? All his movies bomb

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Count Jerkula said...

Which one of the psych meds is it that makes cumming take for ever? Wellbuterin? Dude could prolly use some anyway. I think the Japanese are marketing a drug mixing it with cialis so you can bang often and forever.

Bacon Ranch said...

Isn't Cialis the stop smoking drug?
If so, that's quite the combination.

"When you want to smoke and enjoy it in a different way.."

(Disclaimer) OneEyeCharlie, if you smoke or...um..don't. This was not a slam.

skipper said...
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?! said...

@Baconranch What's with the apologies to oneeyecharlie?

skipper said...

I remember stories about ScarJo&Ryan having sex in his trailer while he was filming so I don't get all the talking smack she's done about him after they divorced...she surely didn't take it so well he moved on fast. Somone should ask Alanis too...at the time she didn't say anything bad about him in the sack...

BaronessOrczy said...

Paxil is the most notorious.

BaronessOrczy said...

Cialis is for erectile dysfunction.

Unknown said...

I thought you said that he had his mother call during sex?
If he was that quick, there'd be no need?

This site needs to check it's fucking past blinds.

skipper said...

@ian mcgrinty! you're right there! and also usually Reynolds is labelled as A list mostly movie actor here, not A + list...

amused bush said...

@Ian, I thought that was BCoop?

Seven of Eleven said...

@Bacon, Wellbutrin (buproprion) is the stop smoking drug and it does have increased sexual side effects. Mix it with Viagra and promise to cover it under Obamacare and the gov't employee medical plan, there'd be no worries about gov't shutdown because every one of them would be rushing for it.

Sherry said...

Touche Seven of Eleven!

Sherry said...

Sorry now I see it.

amused bush said...

Lol Seven! I remember discovering that my insurance co at the time would not cover the birth control I opted for yet viagra, cialis, et al were covered. I had very choice words with HR dept (it was ultimately their call). In the next open enrollment period, lo and behold all forms of BC were under plan.

Anonymous said...

He ain't pretty enough to be quick at the trigger AND temperamental. Fuck that!

Anonymous said...

They haven't been married long. Throw in kids (and decisions about having them or not) where to live and careers... it only gets tougher.

Andy said...

Well hell if I was banging Blake I'd be popping off quick too.

lostathome said...

A sex therapist for THAT!? Jesus, read a book or something. Let him rub one off first or something.

Rose said...

@V, Bradley Cooper lives with his Mom so there'd be no need for her to call, lol.

Anonymous said...

still lol-ing at this one! Wouldn't the cure for this problem be more sex? If the first one goes off with a bang, try it a few more times? If the poor guys so hard up for it, then yeah I can see it being sensitive like that.

OKay said...

What the hell does his being Canadian have to do with it? I've never been with anyone who was particularly quick!

Henriette said...

I feel sorry for Blake Boring now.

elspeth said...

What A+++ blues master was quoted as saying that if such a drug ever worked for four hours or more, he'd go see Mary, Gladys, JoJo, Annette and then he'd go back to see Alice again?

Count Jerkula said...

@skipper: moved on fast? I figured since ScarJo and Blakes were both nude on his celly when it was hacked that there was over lap, not a break up and found someone else.

skipper said...

@Count Jerkula Even worse then! What I meant is that ScarJo's talking smack and bitter stuff seems a sort of revenge, just my opinion of course! And if there was a overlap she surely has reasons to be pissed...but I think she is not innocent either, she hooked up with penn when she was still married, so...

Count Jerkula said...

@skipper: I get the revenge thing. ScarJo probably ain't used to having dudes break up with her so she has to lash out to protect her fragile lil ego.

FrenchGirl said...

in what alternative world is Ryan Reynolds A+ list or known as temperal ?

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