Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Today's Blind Items - Closet Confusion

It was a pretty happy day for this B- list celebrity/model when she got a new bearding gig. Apparently she was referred for the gig by that B+ list mostly television actress who does bearding professionally but is awful at remembering the lies. The person our B- lister is bearding for has some closet issues. In his mind, his fame rests on an image he has carefully crafted. He thinks his fans would excoriate (found that word of the day calendar my mom gave me last Christmas) him if they found out he was gay. He has played this kind of perfectly. Never really dates one woman very long. Enough where people keep hoping he can find the right woman. Another actress, who I trust completely says he tried to have sex with her and failed miserably. He blamed fatigue and pressure and stress. As far as I know he has never even peeked around the corner of the closet. Except. Yeah, there is always an exception. When he heard rumors about this A list athlete being gay he called him up and the pair met for dinner. Perfectly normal. At that dinner he talked about it in vague terms. That same athlete is who he turned to now for his beard. Full circle.

38 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Amber Rose

MontanaMarriott said...

Olivia Munn for the Actress who referred her?

sandybrook said...

Olivia Munn/Suki Waterhouse/Aaron Rodgers?zac Efron?

Tricia13 said...

Olivia Munn for the B+lister/

Derek Harvey said...

karuchee tran memphis depay

back again said...

I havent read the BI BUT...Tim Tebow & Beard Olivia Culpo announced they're dating.

Derek Harvey said...

Olivia Munn as actress and Aaron Rogers as the A athlete
hence "full circle"

sandybrook said...

Karuche works for the model part I guess. B list is a lie. Tebow could also work since the other guy is kinda vague here.

Tricia13 said...

Ok so it's Kelly Rorbach/Leo DiCaprio
Olivia Munn referred And the athlete is Aaron Rogers

back again said...

just read it...Pro beard Olivia Munn & Aaron Rogers giving Tim Tebow advice.
He's now with Olivia Culpo.
Camille Belle for actress Tebow couldn't get it up with..

LA Rose said...

I'm going with Olivia Culpo & Tim Tebow as well

MontanaMarriott said...

Enty doesn't state if the guys is an Athlete, actor, singer, just he has 'fame"

Tricia13 said...

It doesn't state that the guy she is now bearing for is an athlete, I don't think?

Lisa said...

Why don't all these people just come out of the closet already. It's exhausting trying to keep up with the blinds, imagine what its like actually living it!!!!

Derek Harvey said...

Or could be Trevor Noah and Jordyn Taylor


New romance! Trevor Noah introduced his new girlfriend, model Jordyn Taylor, at his Daily Show premiere party in NYC on Thursday, Oct. 22, and Us Weekly has the exclusive details!
The South African comedian, 31, met Taylor after he moved to NYC earlier this year to begin his new gig as host of The Daily Show. He had previously dated Dani Gabriel, 28, with whom he lived in South Africa.


Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/us-weekly-exclusive-meet-trevor-noahs-new-girlfriend-20152610#ixzz3pstJw4D7
Follow us: @usweekly on Twitter | usweekly on Facebook

Derek Harvey said...

Olivia Munn and Trevor worked together and are friends

back again said...

+1
OT --speaking of athletes, Derek Jeter is OFFICIALLY engaged! I think that Hanna Davis is really pretty and seems really sweet in her interviews...

sandybrook said...

btw Derek Jeter is engaged today to Hannah Davis sorta off topic

Derek Harvey said...

nvmnd --they have been on and off for months

back again said...

oh..that guy-- this new girl looks JUST LIKE his ex-girlfriend

back again said...

hahaha--i just wrote the same above.

MontanaMarriott said...

TREVOR NOAH IS STRAIGHT!??! LOL Oh honey give that up,LOL

back again said...

Seriously!!!! lol

Derek Harvey said...

I like your guess as well

but this will NEVER be revealed anyways

c'est la vie

sandybrook said...

bwahaha let's see if they actually get hitched--it's not like he's never been engaged before

Hothotheat said...

Bradley Cooper/Irina/Christiano R

Avers said...

Timmy Tebow/Olivia Culpo/Camilla Belle

Poor Timmy! His father and brother will never allow him to open the closet door.

Tennis Player said...

Aaron Rogers and Zac Efron has hooked up several times.

chaos begins said...

@backagain - ^THIS! 100%

H2O said...

My first thought as well.
I know I'm a hypocrite for posting guesses on these threads considering my stance on this business. So go ahead and excoriate me if you wish.

Britt said...

I agree that Tim Tebow makes the most sense for the closeted B- lister. Super conservative fanbase plus the pious Christian virgin thing he has going, he would lose all those church speaking gigs if it got out he even though about sex let alone being gay.

kpist said...

The beard is the B- lister

Mulher said...

henry cavill

Britt said...

Sorry I got confused. Still say the person in need of bearding is T. Tebow.

Snarknado said...

Tim Tebow is saving it for Jesus! ,,,that came out wrong,,,,

Whywhywhy??? said...

I got dizzy reading this.

Omar Little said...

Irina Shayk
Bradley Cooper
Cristiano Ronaldo

kpist said...

Happens to me all the time. Sometimes the wording is confusing.

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