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Blind Items Revealed #6

January 20, 2015

This B list mostly television actress from a hit network show that is ending soon is filming a movie with a permanent A list mostly movie actor. Our actress, who has a long time significant other was hammered out of her mind and kept trying to get the married permanent A lister to hook up with her and was making a fool of herself by using the names of his movies as sexual euphemisms.

Aubrey Plaza/Robert DeNiro

19 comments:

sandybrook said...

Aubrey doesnt know DeNiro prefers women of color? He should have hooked up anyways she's got a hot body...(thx Fappening!)

david said...

I wish I had witnessed this.
She was probably very, very funny.

Elle B said...

This is like the 3rd time aubrey has made a "fool of herself" in the blinds. I think this is kind of her shtick. she makes people uncomfortable and commits to failing joke. Like when she tried to steal will ferrell's mtv movie award. I think it's all an act.

HuggieBearIsMe said...

She's half Puerto Rican or Cuban. Does DeNiro prefer woman of different colors, or just black women?

Ben said...

"Put your little focker in me, dirty grandpa."

Malibuborebee said...

I have no idea who Audrey Plaza is, I thought it was Audrey O'Day (another person I only vaguely know).

AllieC said...

+1000. Hilarious

sandybrook said...

He dated white women when he was younger including Cindy Crawford. The older he got, he started dating all black women.

Cinabun said...

Euw.

Gadzooks said...

Can DeNiro even get it up anymore? Even with help?

Mandiemag said...

Haaahaaa...

HuggieBearIsMe said...

I guess she wasn't dark skinned enough for him.

BigBlue said...

She IS hot in that Fappening video! Athletic body with great legs/calves. Have to edit that one so she screams out my name at the end...

Dutch said...

It doesn't say that they didn't eventually hook up though.

Derek's Protuberance said...

Oh Derek, Derek, Derek! Not only are you an enormous asshole and continuing to masquerade as 'Malibuborebee', but you certainly know who Aubrey Plaza is. Here is your comment from 2014:

derek harvey
May 7, 2014 at 1:39 am

I hate Aubrey Plaza

AndrewBW said...

I sort of admire that she was able to come up with that many double entendres. DeNiro has a very long -- resume.

Scallywag said...

I saw a trailer for this just the other day. That is how her character acts. Maybe she was playing off some method acting of the Dirty Grandpa.

Spook said...

Isn't this her schtick? I feel like this was just a joke.

coopertempleclause said...

"Hey Bobby. I'm really feeling the Heat here. Why don't we Wag the Dog and you can... Analyse This. Then maybe later, we can have a little Backdraft. C'mon... be a Goodfella and Rocky my Bullwinkle!"

How could he turn down something like that :-D

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