Monday, August 08, 2016

Blind Item #7

An escort hired for this couple consisting of a foreign born actor and an A list singer said the hotel suite was awash in coke. She said that every surface appeared to have been used for doing lines of coke.

20 comments:

Lisa said...

Orlando Bloom/Katy Perry

MontanaMarriott said...

Katy and Orlando aka KATLANDO lol

Kno Won Uno said...

Katy/Orlando

Kno Won Uno said...

Katlando hired a female escort who can't keep her mouth shut. Rooky mistake.

Ettacettera said...

And they told her they weren't going to pay her, but handed her a dustbuster and said she could keep all the leftovers

Irrelevant Girl said...

Katy and "Lando".

Guesser said...

Doubt they are rookies, probably just cheapskates who think she should be honored to be with them.

Chelzee Post said...

When I read blinds like this, I automatically flash back to that great scene in Annie Hall (?) when Woody Allen sneezes and blows (no pun intended) a couple of thousands of bucks worth of coke into the air. I remember the audience going stark raving crazy when that scene ended. Ah, the good old days.

Ratoncita said...

Taylor and Hiddles - they look like they keeping secrets.

June Gordon said...

I wonder if Orlando whipped off his pants and took a dump like he did in the Sea....

Studio54 said...

Good for the escort for speaking out about the "workplace" they put her in.

French girl said...

Even if it is about Perry/Bloom,I want to write ???????????? and Loki

Guesser said...

Taylor is A+, and would have cleaned everything up, and used a "squad member" who would suffer the consequences of this being public.

Zilla1 said...

Hello, 1976.

inga said...

+me... i can stomach better a sinners then a fake saints...

longtimereader said...

Doing coke? Ha!ha!ha!

Anon said...

So report it to the cops then. We're never going to fix the drug crisis when people like this woman don't report it.

Whatever said...

Didn't one of Enty's other blinds out KP as one of the biggest coke fiends out there? I suppose it makes her halfway interesting. My one prediction would be that Katlando may have more time than they expected to spend together...I predict that Katy's next album will be a flop. Her time has passed.

SnarkIsFun said...

Seeing as working as an escort isn't legal (in the US), she might have a tough time with that. Kind of like calling the cops because your drug dealer stiffed you.

Scallywag said...

Yep. Russell Brand took the fall for the end of the marriage, but I always figured he had to get out or be drawn back into drugs and he wasn't willing to stick around for that.

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