Blind Items Revealed #1
October 19, 2016
I guess it was about a year ago, give or take a couple of months that I told you that this A+ list mostly movie actress was in danger of being replaced as this A list director’s muse/part-time hookup. The frequent co-star of the A+ lister has been spending a lot of time talking up the woman he calls his girlfriend. The girlfriend has not acted much, but the director has been open to the idea because he feels like the A+ list actress screwed him over and was using him just to get roles that would get her critical acclaim.
Well, if the director has moved on, our A+ list actress needed to find a new director who would want to cast her. She set her sights on a different A list director. So far, things could have gone better. Oh sure, the director and the A+ lister seem like they could work something out professionally and personally but there are just a couple of obstacles standing in their way.
The first obstacle is that this director has already established a relationship with another actress. There is not the same, umm, personal level of closeness there would be with our A+ lister, but the other actress has a long and storied relationship with the director and she does not want that to come to an end because she also cares about critical success.
The other hitch in the giddy up is this A- list almost television actor/comedian. He has been crushing hard on our A+ list actress for a long time. He dumped his long time girlfriend just to have a shot at our actress. The thing is, he is in the friend zone but is in denial about it. He thinks if he keeps himself front and center in her life that our A+ lister will change her mind. That he can convince her to move from friend zone to something else. Obviously, a new relationship with someone else will damage those possibilities so he has been trying everything he can to sabotage it all without actually sabotaging all the hard work he has put into what he hopes will be more than a platonic relationship.
Meanwhile, circling back to the first director, now he is having second thoughts about giving up the A+ lister and has been making noises about them working together and maybe vacationing for a few weeks together. That in turn has led the A+ list actor to get upset and a lot of drama between himself and the woman he calls his girlfriend.
Jennifer Lawrence/David O'Russell/Bradley Cooper/Irina Shayk/Darren Aronofsky/Natalie Portman/Aziz Ansari
27 comments:
I think I am having a Carrie Fisher moment
I drank waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much this "weeknd" please someone direct me to something else
A repeat, non?
What did I just read? It's waaay too long to re-read.
I think Enty is wrong about Aronsky and Portman not having a personal relationship. Not necessarily that he is the baby daddy, but there was reason enough for people to think that.
@Derek Harvey, when you recover, reread it. Pretty funny to think Irina replacing JLaw as O Russel's muse, I guess it was easier to just have a baby.
Irina Shayk replace Jennifer Lawrence? She is cute and all but certainly not acting material...but then again Jennifer Lawrence is a high school drop out who slept her way to the top non-stop.
All Aziz needs to do is become a director. Then he's set. Jlaw will have her sure thing, and everyone else can go about their business.
JLaw "dates" her directors, ones that direct award bait movies. Cooper wants to push his lady. So JLaw would be replaced. Jlaw found new director, shares a very public nasty lollipop, with him. But N. Portman is ready to be pushed out. Even though she doesn't put out, Jlaw lollipop sharing director, might go back to N. Portman.
Ooh, this is a good one. And totally believable.
This is why I think I Law is getting all this bad press lately,they think she got to big for her britches too soon, and didn't really earn it. She hasn't helped herself lately either.
Wasn't there another blind recently that said Darren Aronofsky thought JLaw was too immature to have as a long term muse?
Just proves Joan Rivers was correct about JLaw.
Aziz needs to move on before he truly gets hurt.
Wow. Feel bad for Aziz. He appears to be emotionally immature...and perhaps, even emotionally stunted.
Anyone watch Goliath? The daughters voice sounded exactly like JLaw, I looked her up and she's from Tennessee. I was wondering if its a regional accent or a fluke she emphasized to get work sorta like Monica Potter for Julia Roberts when she was starting out. It's uncanny. Hope now that she's getting outed for it JLaw stops screwing for roles and does some indies, tries to develop some range other than her natural adorable personality, which does at a certain point start to wear.
Haven't there been a couple of blinds suggesting Chris Pratt cheated on Anna Faris with JLaw? Jennifer might be the toast of the town in her 20s (and she was wonderful in "Silver Lining.." and "American Hustle"), but she's liable to find she's burnt way too many bridges when she gets to her 30s, and no one will/wants to work with her.
I loved JLaw in Winter's Bone & Silver Linings, but I'm not convinced she has box office staying power. Given some of the roles she's taken, she might have trouble being thought of as a Serious Artist for the next few years.
If you look at pics of Natalie's baby, there is no question Aronofsky is the father. Looks exactly like him and his acknowledged son with Rachel Weisz. Coupled with the pics of JLaw with Aronofsky where she has the very stressed body language that screams she's just doing a job, this blind is entirely believable.
That is so true. Everyone already knows that JLaw is a whore.
I thought that Aziz was gay?
In any case good luck with that. His only chance with Jlaw would be if she is really stoned and horny and no guys around. No women either.
dafuq?? i have no idea what is going on here
why cant he just put it in parenthesis after he writes it, i personally would rather read these blinds knowing who these people are that way its less confusing. i see a bunch of names, but which name goes to what? bradley cooper? isnt he gay?
Jennifer Lawrence has her GED, is naturally very beautiful, and is a genius as an actress. She will have a long, award-filled career ahead of herself. Relationships begin, relationships end.
Does Aziz Ansari not realize he colored? I charge extra for them folks.
TRUMP!!!!!! #MAGA!!!!!
So Brad is trying to get his gf in j lawrence's place, is that what I'm reading? Is that the cost of bearding these days?
It's not the cost of bearding per se, but since David O Russell isn't gay, Bradley can't schtup him in order to be cast in his films and have a shot at an Oscar, so he's offering up the woman he calls his girlfriend, even though she really isn't. That way she screws O Russell, get's some small but important roles and Bradley keeps working in award bait films upping his odds for Oscar gold.
JLaw may be immature, but she is a great actress. She was amazing in a handful of indies before she pulled any big roles. If she can keep her personal life together until she'll be a legend.
A ha, Bradley Cooper, that makes sense then. Before that I could not understand why a guy would be pushing his girlfriend on someone. "Girlfriend." Duh.
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