Thursday, May 10, 2018

Blind Item #6

I forgot to tell you that the three named singer got dumped by the married neighbor she had been hooking up with. Apparently things are not going well over at the house as our singer is very much into getting revenge.

17 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Lana Del Rey

sandybrook said...

I guess that takes the ingenue label away from her now huh Entern?

Brian said...

Olivia Newton John

Brayson87 said...

Rookie move, you don't dip your pen in the company ink and you don't sh!t where you live.

longtimereader said...

Seriously, just how bad is her taste in men? does this explain why the last album wasn't very good compared to her previous two?

Thonker said...

Del and Rey dont really sound like names to me idk if that qualifies as a three-word name... correct me if I'm wrong lol

Sara, Making It Work said...

I don't think so either, and I don't understand the revenge angle here.

Virginia Mayer said...

If this is Lana del Rey, can we talk about what the fuck she's done to her face?

Hey Frau said...

Lana Del Taco

nonyabusiness said...

her face is sort of lopsided

Cadmium77 said...

Not really a big fan but I must say that she was a refreshing break from all the gangsta thug criminal rap garbage and the annoying upbeat hip hop crap.

And, if indeed her pussy does taste like Pepsi Cola, who am I to criticize?

Drumstixx said...

Carly Rae Jepsen?

notthisagain said...

+1

Malibu neighbor & Lana Del Rey

gauloise said...
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Itttt said...

Don't shit where you eat. What a dumbarse neighbor

Brayson87 said...

That always fun moment when you're handing over a misdelivered package and they throw some crotch in your face.

KittensRUs said...

"If this is Lana del Rey, can we talk about what the fuck she's done to her face?"

Yes, let's. Holy shit. That girl used to be beautiful and now her face is this bloated mess. Drugs, fillers, illness, what? She looks horrid.

I do love her music, but I agree, this latest album wasn't as good as the earlier ones. Ride is my favorite song of all time.

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