Thursday, November 15, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #3

November 8, 2018

Pretty funny to watch two old guys last night competing in their attempts to hit on the college student aged bartender at a big musical event last night. One was a foreign born one named former A+ list singer who usually only dates wealthy women and the other was the former cable actor who is always going commando. The bartender didn't look pleased at all with either of their efforts.

Seal/Jon Hamm

19 comments:

Sunspirit said...

Vom 🤢

Ophelia said...

I can't express why - but this got Baby Got Back stuck in my head but instead of Anaconda, it's Hammaconda, so now if my coworkers hear me singing:

"My hammaconda don't want none unless you got buns babe!" there will be questions at my next review.

sandybrook said...

Was the bartender male Enty?

Brayson87 said...

Well considering both guys are old enough to be her father, maybe that just wasn't her bag.

Brayson87 said...

@Ophelia, You start singing that song and you'll be talking to HR before you even get to your review ;)

Mrs Meat said...

I thought JH was gay. But maybe it's just that I saw a pic of him in trousers so tight you could see which side he was dressing his python.

Jon said...

Jon Hamm does not need to beg hos for sex.

Thursday November said...

Both are old & over rated.

I'm not too far out of college when I was a bartender, old guys hitting on me was not fun. Being nice is part of the job, it doesn't mean the girl is interested in handling wrinkly old man parts tonight or any night.

Brayson87 said...

Honestly, if the bartender can just take drink orders quickly and not f*ck up the tab, that's all the lovin' I need. ;)

orangesoda said...

Nope, he's not gay. He just likes showing off his junk which nobody appreciates.

GentleBreeze said...

Ophelia, haha!

Urban Rosebud said...

I think John puts a sock in it & his PR ppl found a way to make him relevant. Most big dick guys keep that under wraps. He is way too showy for me to be convinced. He needs more people to corroborate. I have never heard of Jennifer (ex) confirming this...or any other. Now Fassbender...WOW.

Unknown said...

buns, hun!

Unknown said...

I must have missed the part where it said "Jon Hamm needs to beg hos for sex".

I figured it was a story about two older fellas drinking at a bar and competing for fun. I never assumed either of them were going to sleep with her just because they flirted. Its a possibility but Idk why anyone would just assume that. Flirting can be done for fun, boredom, showing off to friends... a lot of reasona.

yoyodyne said...

When did flirting become 'funny?' Because one female bystander was jealous she wasn't getting their attention.

Depeche Model said...

Unknown +1

I'm starting to feel bad for men. They can't even get a little flirty or give a woman a compliment anymore without being being hysterically accused of being lecherous rapists.

Paul Saint John said...

I know plenty of young women who'd bang good-looking older dudes like Hamm.

Anna Mouse said...

@Depeche Model - flirting is supposed to be light hearted complimentary conversation with the occasional double entendre. but many guys make it all about (having) sex, and for their 'efforts' can get grumpy / angry at the girl for not putting out or rejecting where their hand keeps going. i think that's when females draw the line. we can also tell when the fun and games are over - men start to get impatient or less considerate about your 'use'. ......I'm not lynching you. Seems like this is the 2nd time I've '@''d you. lol.

I think this blind tho is more about two old guys trying to out-do each other over some (fairly young) female who obvioulsy wasn't interested.

There was something The Count said ages ago (wherever he is now!!), and I never often agreed with many of his comments, but he is what he is and he had great insight / point of view to many Blinds - that all that type of bravado behaviour is classic beta male. An Alpha male will just move on and not be offended or effected by the rejection. Think he may have said it more colourfully tho. ha.

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