Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Blind Item #3

As one reporter told me last night, "I would love to bring this up on air but there is no way my boss is going to let me say I saw the celebrity CEO doing lines of coke before his television appearance last night."

14 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Elon Musk
Yawn

timebob said...

Probably just Vitamin C with a side of prostitute

David Howes said...

Who's the reporter?

rosie riveter said...

Was it good coke?

Village Guru said...

As if the coke bloat isn't a dead giveaway.

AListDiva said...

Honestly does anybody even give a sh*t about all these musk blinds?!

notthisagain said...

its always elon

also has anybody ever seen elon's mom???? she's in her 80s and friggin gorgeous. had no idea she was a retired famous model.

Unknown said...

oh yes. people care.

sandybrook said...

People who shorted Tesla stock certainly care because they are fucked right now.

TommyWantsHisMommy said...

Why do i care what he puts in his body. If it helps him, go for it. The man can afford the best doctors, the best blow, the best women. I've read some of his book (xmas gift one year)..his dad was a monster///Probably has plenty of issues with that, not to mention a car company that many want to see collapse (oil/fossil car makers--GM/Ford). If Musk has done one solid, he has forced car makers to move to electric which i find a positive (BMW/VW/etc etc etc). Having said that, i would own a Korean EV (Kona/ioniq) over Tesla at this point.

plot said...

@sandy

Tesla keeps...not failing...which means more tragedy for the shorters who can't sell without accepting enormous losses...heh heh heh.

I despise short sellers. Go gamble in Vegas if that is your thing.

Sal Salington said...

Remember the blind saying Musk had given up on his tunneling project?

Oops.

https://laist.com/2018/12/18/elon_musk_expected_to_unveil_his_futuristic_travel_tunnel_in_hawthorne_today.php

painkillr said...

an absurd blind specifically designed to be corroboration-resistant. yes, let all believe Musk is doing lines on the sets of tv news shows. that will surely be enough to drive him out of Tesla and therefore tank the stock.

fuck you enty. you're as terrible as the people you pass judgement on with this website

Mad Hominem said...

The share price is one thing; every respectable CEO on the Street has been propping up their share price via stock buybacks since 2009.

Corporate bonds, however, are harder to manipulate, and they don't get nearly as much coverage on CNBC. And Tesla is going to face some headwinds regarding its corporate debt come January.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-03-28/tesla-bonds-down-to-86-cents-start-to-flash-warning-signals

Does anyone think that Bloomberg writers are short sellers? They've been on Elon's side for as long as the Model S has been on the road.

It will be interesting to see if Elon's backers seize control of the company on January 2nd:

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4203584-teslas-cash-problems-create-january-default-risk

Buckle up, Musketeers.

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