Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Blind Item #7

The top marketing guru for the permanent A- list actress had a meeting with the alliterate royal. Can't wait for the new line of candles.

45 comments:

Tricia13 said...

MM/Goop

MyDogSmiles said...

Fat Markle and Paltrow

Brayson87 said...

Goop!

Tricia13 said...

This Smells Like My Royal Vagin*, not yours Peon lol

Pissoff said...

Match made in Heaven.

Brayson87 said...

They actually have a lot in common, both actresses, both make millions from morons, and both f*cked questionable men to get where they are today.

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Kiki said...

Can both of their egos fit in a room together??

Brayson87 said...

I don't know if Markle would have ever banged Harvey though, that's some Shakespeare in love level commitment there.

J said...

This candle smells like the used grease behind Carl's Jr.

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MyDogSmiles said...

Markle and Paltrow are Eskimo Sisters when it comes to Harvey. Didn't Harvey have a permanent smile while watching Fat Markle's wedding.

TeeHee@U said...

Oh, goopy! Think of the naming potential though for the candles....

"Grifter" by Meghan. And, maybe Harry can even design his own scent (with Markel's permission, of course): "Sucker" by Harry.

Monkeyweather said...

Markle might well be an MK though, so Markle would do whatever Markle was told to do.

IndieRaga said...

Ewww...

Brayson87 said...

@J, Don't be mocking the old grease, that's biodiesel gold! 😅

Saetia said...

Most people here think MK is magic kingdom, but I agree with you.

J said...

Fat Markle could monetize her well-traveled crotch's biowarfare potential.

Unknown said...

My sweaty Pit Stain

PhillyWilly said...

ok, I hate goop. but she is A- and bullock is A+.

Unknown said...

Megain sweaty armpit

Unknown said...

Ode de Megain alopecia high forehead grease

MeliticusBee said...

@Saetia - actually most people here probably know what "MK" stands for in the world of...mind control - which is what the entertainment industry is.
it is not (or maybe it is) a coincidence that it also means Magic Kingdom - as Disney has a lot of MK-type issues...

In any case - Goop is a way, way, way better actress than MeAgain ever hoped to be - despite the fact that she licked harvey's balls or whatever - still a better actress.
That said...definitely MM and GP.

E said...

Serenity by Markle

J said...

This Candle Smells Like Fat

Bea said...

I feel like GOOP was Markle's end game.

DJS NOLA said...

honestly not sure why i didnt see this one coming.. they are a match made in heaven and her brand totally fits what markle wants.. i suspect markle will reach out to Jessica Alba too ... could see her baby diaper company meaning something ... could also see markle getting into the liquor game..

tookiesmum said...

They’ll be called Hotdog Down a Hallway.

yepthatsme said...

Yeah, but whose cooch the next scented candle will smell like? I hope Enty reveals what discussion about aromas they had!

HappyDays said...

Smells like Harry’s dick.

Murky Meg from Youtube said...

Hahahaha......: Harkles love eggs anyone??

Magnolia Melee said...

Ginger Heirs by Markle

Sunkist said...

The candle is called "My husband Harry's balls" No. It doesn't smell like his hairy balls, it smells like his taint.

Murky Meg from Youtube said...

Seeing as the news has just hit they can’t use royal to brand themselves they’re going to find it difficult I thinks! Checkmate to the Queen

Weekittylass said...

Just saw Goopy’s commercial for her face splooge and it was reeeeeaaaaallllllyyyyyy baaaaaaaaad.

JL said...

Don’t buy this blind. Goop is besties with Beyonce and Jay-Z. Did you see their disdain for Desperate Markle and Pimping Harry at the London Lion King Premier? And Goop out-disdains the Carters. She would never stoop to take a meeting with them even if only to be able to ridicule them later. She’s friends with Jennifer Meyer.

Tricia13 said...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8018043/Queen-BANS-Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-using-Sussex-Royal-brand-cost-thousands.html'hahahahaah

Mrs Libnish said...

I hope and pray QEII reads the comments here....so much for not besmirching the royal name.

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Unknown said...

Paltrow's not giving Markle a damn thing for free or for $$$.

Nutty Flavor said...

Yeah, Tricia, I saw that about the Queen prohibiting them from using the @SussexRoyal name, which is something they've copyrighted all over the place and built their social media around.

That's quite a blow to their marketing efforts.

Just wrote a blog post about it, but to summarize, they'll have to rebrand.

Maybe "Harry & Meghan" like Kelly & Ryan?

Unknown said...

Meghan had to shell out at least $5,000 for 30 minutes of professional advice.

Superfly said...

It says 'the marketing guru for A list actress', not A list actress.

I find it very hard to believe that Gwyneth Paltrow would give MM the time of day. GP is Hollywood royalty and an Oscar winner. She's an insufferable, self absorbed and smug a-hole, much like MM herself. She definitely sees herself as miles above the deal or no deal suitcase girl.
Her friends are other Hollywood royals, such as Drew Barrymore and Kate Hudson.
No way would she wish to be associated with this trainwreck.

When even mentally slow Beyonce rolls your eyes at you, Hollywood A listers aren't going to touch you with a bargepole.

gauloise said...

@Nutty

You mean "Meghan and Harry"?

I can't ever imagine her going for second billing, or him not enabling her to emasculate him any chance she gets.

Lucky Dog said...

Omg,West LA / SM / Pali / Upper East NY loving Paltrow won’t give the time of day to Immaculate Heart’s Markle. If there’s one thing Gwynnie can suss out, it’s a social climbing grifter without talent. It might be one of her few redeeming qualities. And if her Pr hack wants to take Markle check for a few minutes of time, who is Paltrow to get in the way of her easy money?

Lucky Dog said...

West LA -SM-Pali-Crossroads/ Spence Upper East NY label loving Paltrow won’t give the time of day to Immaculate Heart’s Mid-Wilshire Markle. If there’s one thing Gwynnie can suss out, it’s a social climbing grifter without talent or like social status. If her Pr hack wants to take Markle’s check for a few minutes of spare time, who is Paltrow to get in the way of her easy money? But, welcome her into her sphere? Nope.

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