Ali Lohan Is Trying Singing Again

About once a year, maybe a little longer, Ali Lohan's name pops up into the news. I think it is about that length of time before Michael and Dina Lohan decide to be nice to each other for a few weeks and ask which kid they can make money off of so they can keep living well without having to get a real job. Inevitably after they get done cursing Lindsay for not giving them a cut of her escort money they look at Ali. A few years ago Ali was going to be a singer and even got a reality show so mom and dad could cash in while the world watched her crash and burn at it. Then she tried the world of modeling. Her career in modeling seemed to consist solely of her staying for long periods of time in Asia and doing what seemed like a lot of private fashion shoots for wealthy people. Now, it is time for Ali to try her hand at singing again and Dina and Michael have decided their best money grab is with country music. Apparently they found some record label dumb enough to offer a $120K advance which would leave Ali about $50 to record an album after mom and dad split the rest. Not content with that kind of money, Dina and Michael are still shopping Ali around and won't settle until they have exploited her at what they perceive to be her fair market value.

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Lindsay Lohan out with Ali Lohan in NYC. That play seems like a million miles away back in London.

Andie MacDowell at a Hallmark Channel party.

Alison Sweeney was there with

Bailee Madison.

A little mini Facts Of Life reunion also happened there with Lisa Welchel and

Kim Fields.

Candace Cameron Bure looked pretty good last night too.

Nicole Richie promoting her reality show in NYC.

More making out between Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez.

Lindsay Lohan Got Trashed At Coachella

For the six millionth time, Lindsay Lohan slipped this weekend at Coachella. This time though it wasn't just that tiny glass of white wine. Nope. She is back on her favorite of vodka and soda and could barely stand after consuming lots of them while chain smoking cigarettes. In Touch says that she was with a group of people, including her sister and brother and Lindsay was putting away drinks just like everyone else in the group. You would think that Ali and Michael Jr. would keep her from drinking or say something to her, but they enable just like the rest of Lindsay's "friends." They don't want the party to stop or Lindsay to be sober because then she might cut them off or not invite them to things. I guess in their world it is much better to be an enabler then to be the one shut out from the party for saying something. Lindsay has said previously that she can be around other people that drink and in situations where there is booze around. She also said last week that she is in a good place and not drinking. Uh huh.

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Have you noticed that you never see Jennifer Love Hewitt's baby daddy with her any more?

Kirsten Dunst tries to figure out how gas nozzles work. seriously, she had to have someone help her.

This is the best I have seen Katie Holmes look in a long time. This week has been just great after great for her.

Kate Mara and Rosario Dawson hug it out before

Rosario finds The Man In The Scarf which is how Andy Garcia likes to be known.

And school girl fantasies have just been set back twenty years thanks to Katy Perry.

I have four words for you. Do not call list.

Liam Hemsworth as usual is the first in line for craft services.

All of the Lohan kids minus the two illegitimate ones.

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Jennifer Lopez takes Casper back to school shopping.

A very worn out Katie Holmes with her school i.d. around her neck.

Kate Hudson gets ready to leave Brazil.

Kerry Washington and Joe Morton at a pre-Emmy party.

Kate Winslet looks a little cold. Hard to believe when its been so hot here.

Liam Hemsworth ditches his mom for some shopping while his

brother was promoting Rush in NYC.

Lindsay Lohan in NYC definitely looks worse than

her sister Ali.

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The Kardashian sisters do their best to remind you how rich they are.

As Jonah Hill said in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, "I just went from six to midnight." Hello Anna Kendrick. I'm going to need a few minutes.

Ali Lohan wears shorts, albeit small ones, while her

older sister says shorts are for those who plan on not having sex with random strangers.

Lake Bell has apparently saved the wines. It is a much better charity than just saving animals or something. Everyone does that. Who looks out for the wines that need to saved and sent to a loving home?

Madonna wore this to her new gym franchise. Very workout friendly. of course it is in Rome, so maybe Italians wear this to work out.

It's a Modern Family love fest.

Maria Sharpova picking up a few bucks this week.

Dear Olivier Martinez,
I get it. You like the rolled up cuff look on your jeans because you imagine yourself to be Elvis in the 50's. Every single day you do this. Please stop. Oh, and stop talking to the chest.

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Kate Moss is getting old. Back pains.

Kanye West is in Greece.

Lady GaGa has apparently decided this is the costume she is going to wear for the next year. Can't wait until winter in NYC.

Lindsay Lohan is skinny, but nothing compared to

Ali.

Madonna takes her minions for a bike ride while

Lourdes hangs out with a friend in France.

A judge ruled that this boy can no longer have the name Messiah. Yeah, I smell an appeal.

Speaking of Messiah, apparently Scott Disick thinks of himself as Jesus.

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Jerry O'Connell wants to know if he is going to get a tube sock for his Speedo.

Ashton Kutcher prank calls investors from the NYSE.

Kaley Cuoco would rather not anyone know she is going to workout.

Kirsten Dunst also worked out yesterday.

Probably working out and missing selfies like crazy is Kim Kardashian.

Long time no see Kate Walsh in the photos.

Leonardo DiCaprio goes with the top knot look.

And now you know where Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan live.

Ali looks thrilled by the attention.