Cheryl And Ashley Cole Together Again?

You know, if someone cheats on you once, depending on how long you have been together and your history, there may be forgiveness and a reconciliation. If the person cheats on you a second time and a third and a fourth and then runs out of fingers and toes, then I think it is time to move on because if you don't, then you look like a doormat. Well, Cheryl Cole must have been brainwashed because even though she divorced Ashley Cole for cheating on her way more than that, they are back together. I know Cheryl was probably desperate to get away from Derek Hough, but going back to Ashley? It is not like he has been a monk since they split. He has dated a few women and had sex with plenty more. I don't understand why Cheryl would take the guy back. I mean the guy was having sex with people from their first weeks of marriage. Heck, before then and continued up to the second they got divorced.

Random Photos Part Four

I always feel like when I have Catherine Deneuve in the photos I should put her in the top spot.
While his still wife Cheryl Cole is in the hospital for the 3rd day, Ashley Cole was spending time with two 20 year old British university students here in LA.
Them again.
A.J. Buckley and his date.
You know, if you have to wear your glasses around your neck, maybe you should just wear them. Then again, I am not Alfred Molina.
Ana Tijoux - New York
Amy Winehouse giving her drummer a hickey after her appearance last night at
Mark Ronson's show. Amy was ok. Nothing great.
Bryce Dallas Howard looks very nice.
B-52's - New York
Ben Harper - Mestre, Italy

Cheryl Cole Splits From Ashley Cole

Cheryl Cole made the right move today as she announced that she was splitting from her husband of three years Ashley Cole. Unlike Elin Woods, Cheryl probably realized that Ashley was going to keep f**king other women forever and that since he had a fondness for unprotected sex that she would probably catch something eventually. Oh, and the fact that he was repeatedly breaking his vows to her and has been caught prior to this probably also factored into the decision. My question to her is why did she wait so long? Did she really think that a guy who cheated on her the night they first appeared in public as a couple would ever change? Ashley Cole is putting up some tremendous numbers here. Last time I checked he was up to about 12 women he cheated on Cheryl with. Oh, and the good news is that his bosses at Chelsea are ticked off and he will probably get a huge fine for bringing the club into this mess. He won't lose his job, but a fine would be nice. Cheryl meanwhile was being "comforted by Derek Hough all night the other night. Really? Talk about a money hungry guy. When he found out Shannon Elizabeth didn't have as much money as he thought, he was gone. Well, like sister like brother.

Oh, Cheryl was here because she was house hunting. I think that means Paula Abdul isn't going to get that X Factor judge slot.

Whoa Whoa Whoa I Smell A Rant

There I was eating a fried egg and bologna and cheese sandwich. I know, I know, but man cannot live on bacon alone. There is nothing quite like the taste of fried processed meat in the morning combined with cheese and and a fried egg. Anyway, as I was eating it, I saw that the woman who had sold her story about having sex with Ashley Cole to The Sun had been identified (above picture). She had previously been anonymous. While I was debating whether or not to show her picture in Random Photos, I read the the accompanying article and I could not believe what I was reading.

Get this. The woman works for a rival soccer team. She works for Liverpool which is owned by an American who let Alex Rodriguez get away with taking steroids but that is for another day. Anyway, it says that the club is deciding whether or not she should be fired for bringing the club into disrepute.

"We are aware of the story and will examine the facts to see if they have any bearing on the club."

This pisses me off. I shouldn't have to get this upset on a Friday morning. Did she have sex with a married guy? Yes. Is she a home wrecker? Yes, but so is Ashley Cole. It takes two people to have sex. I didn't see Ashley Cole exactly saying no now did he. So, is Chelsea going to cut or fire Ashley Cole? Are they going to let him go for bringing the club into disrepute? Hell no because he brings them revenue and helps them win games. They will continue to pay him an obscene amount of money and just say something like boys will be boys. Meanwhile, the woman in all of this might get fired and lose her job for having sex. There is something seriously f**ked up with this. Yes, she went to The Sun, but not for a very long time and only after Ashley's sexting messages were discovered. She didn't seek out the media. They sought her out.

It is disgusting that she might lose her job for this while Ashley Cole gets to keep on f**king who he wants when he wants with no repercussions. Sure, his wife is going to divorce him, but when she came back to him after the last affair and the one before that and the one before that no one ever fired him.

Ashley Cole Had Sex With One Of His Sexting Buddies

The Sun is reporting that Ashley Cole had sex before two different away soccer matches with a woman he had previously sexted. Last week I posted about how Ashley Cole had sexted with a couple of women and he said it was all a misunderstanding. Now one of those women has given an interview to The Sun and she says she had sex with Ashley two different times. The first time they had sex she went to a room that had been booked under the name of someone from Chelsea and the second time, a member of the team's front office escorted her to Ashley's room. The second time is made even more strange because Ashley turned up the television because John Terry was in the room next door and didn't want John Terry to hear them. Probably because he figured John would want to join in the fun.

The picture above is from Friday where Cheryl Cole picked up Ashley at the hospital after he had surgery. Look a little tense to you? I would have told him to hobble home on crutches. Cheryl is scheduled to perform tonight on UK television. Should be very interesting.

Ashley Cole Cheats Again - Great Excuse Though

You would think that Ashley Cole would have learned his lesson. Ashley who is a soccer star in the UK is married to Cheryl Cole or Cheryl Tweedy (top photo) or whatever name she goes by from the group Girls Aloud. Last time Ashley cheated, Cheryl forgave him. This time might prove to be the end. Ashley sent some naked pictures of himself to a model named Sonia Wild (second photo). They sexted back and forth and exchanged naked pictures. Ashley says that the whole thing is an innocent mistake. He says that he had bought a pay as you go phone because you know soccer stars don't like contracts. He had taken some naked pictures of himself and left them on the phone. He then gave the phone to a friend of his because there were still available credits on the phone. That friend then gave the phone to another friend who discovered the pictures and then started sexting the model.

Got it? Well, I will admit it is one hell of an excuse. I don't think it will fly with his wife and the other thing is if we are going to believe his story, then why was he taking naked pictures of himself? He didn't say he sent them to Cheryl so was he just taking pictures of himself because he liked to see himself. Isn't that what mirrors are for?

Ashley Cole's An Ass

So, let me get this straight. You did cheat on your wife with three different women. You admit that. Chances are it was probably more than that, but those are the only ones the newspapers discovered so of course you only admitted to those three.

Ashley Cole who as you may or may not know, and I have learned not to assume anything is in fact a soccer/football player in the UK who is married to Cheryl Cole who is in Girls Aloud which is a very popular Spice Girls like group in the UK and a judge on their version of American Idol, called X Factor. Ashley could have tried to sue the newspapers for libel, but he didn't because he knows he would get his butt kicked. So, instead of that, what he is planning to do is sue the newspapers at the European Convention of Human Rights because they don't have enough to do without acting as band aid for a bad marriage. His suit is going to be for an unjustified intrusion into his personal life. You have got to be kidding. Just think if he wins. That means there would be no gossip ever because anything bad would send people running to the Convention of Human Rights. You know them right? Aren't they the people who make sure people are getting treated fairly in prisons and by governments and that no one is dying because of neglect. Does that seem like a good use of this body?

Ashley. You screwed up. It happens. I am Mr. Screw Up. Get over it. Move on and get back with your lovely wife and just make sure it doesn't happen again.

Who Cares If It Is True

You remember Ashley Cole don't you? He is the star soccer player from the UK who has repeatedly cheated on his wife, Cheryl Cole or Cheryl Tweedy from Girls Aloud. Surprising many in the world Ashley actually cheated on Cheryl with other women. I actually thought the guy preferred dudes, and maybe he does but was more careful with them. So he and Cheryl had a big fight, she moved out, and now wants to move back in, but only if Ashley sells the house they currently live in. Cheryl has visions of being the next Posh and wants fame more than any other person on earth. OK, everyone clear and up to date? Do I need to talk about the other girls in Girls Aloud? I am sure they have a wiki entry if you want to catch up. Just remember that Nicola drinks if you call her ugly, or the ugly one.

Now, the good part of the story. According to The Mirror which I love because they sent me a very nice note, Ashley Cole's mom is making Ashley apologize individually to each and every member of the Tweedy family for being a cheater. He also then has to apologize to each and every member of his own family. Of course this could be right up there with the selling the house thing, so I don't know if he would go through with it unless he was going to get back with Cheryl.

You know that show Cheaters right? Do they have it outside the US? If not, it is a show that gets a tip from a person who feels like they are being cheated on, and then the show follows the other person to see if it is true or not. Since it is television, they are always caught cheating, and there is always a huge confrontation at the end. I would love Celebrity Cheaters. Yes, the paps will get a photo every once in a while, but I want the full television crew and the night vision following them around. That would be great. It could be D or even E listers I don't think anyone would care. It would be better than watching Flavor Of Love 14.

As far as this whole Cheryl and Ashley thing goes, I don't think there are anymore stories that can be rung out of it. I think it is done until Ashley cheats again, or Cheryl cuts his hamstring while he is sleeping.