Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Ashley Cole Had Sex With One Of His Sexting Buddies


The Sun is reporting that Ashley Cole had sex before two different away soccer matches with a woman he had previously sexted. Last week I posted about how Ashley Cole had sexted with a couple of women and he said it was all a misunderstanding. Now one of those women has given an interview to The Sun and she says she had sex with Ashley two different times. The first time they had sex she went to a room that had been booked under the name of someone from Chelsea and the second time, a member of the team's front office escorted her to Ashley's room. The second time is made even more strange because Ashley turned up the television because John Terry was in the room next door and didn't want John Terry to hear them. Probably because he figured John would want to join in the fun.

The picture above is from Friday where Cheryl Cole picked up Ashley at the hospital after he had surgery. Look a little tense to you? I would have told him to hobble home on crutches. Cheryl is scheduled to perform tonight on UK television. Should be very interesting.

9 comments:

jess said...

So Ashley Cole is still a man-whore...but does she really need him for the publicity? I think not

Linnea said...

as far as i remember, she has had a pretty rough life already. just get out of there, girl.

Penny Whacker said...

I know that having looks doesn't prevent you from being cheated on, but she is very beautiful. I'm sure she wouldn't have any problems finding a nice bloke who wouldn't treat her with so much disrespect as he obviously inflicts on her.

Like linnea said: get out of there, girl!

LauPow said...

Oh good god!

I've kept quiet until now but this is just too much. Please keep stop writing about these people! PLEASE!

I come to CDAN to escape the tediously cheap 'n'tacky lives of British 'celebs' like these two idiots. I was quiet when you brought up John Terry, I was quiet when you brought up Jordan, but not Cheryl Cole, please god not Cheryl.

These two are the figureheads for all that is wrong with our modern british culture. Kids actually aspire to these twerps, and we don't even correct them!

A little background info, for anyone silly enough to care... In 2003 Cheryl is charged with racially aggravated assault after punching a toilet attendant. (she ends up being found guilty of assault occasioning actual bodily harm, btw) To cries of "ban this racist from our charts" she almost immediately marries Ashley "let's hush up the gay rumours" Cole. Then the numpties of our fair isle change their cry to "oh she's not a racist coz she married a black bloke". Convenient, hmmm? He then has an affair and she sticks with him and becomes the nation's sweetheart for being a doormat.

Even if their marriage is not a complete sham, it's by no means a normal healthy one that we should give a flying rats ass about.

Sorry about the rant, but I've been waiting for this no talent maniquin and her gormless twat of a husband to fade into obscurity for years now. They can't infect my CDAN sanctum! dammit!

For proof that i'm not a complete scary nutbar, check out the facebook page dedicated to knocking her off her pedestal...

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/can-this-sausage-roll-get-more-fans-than-cheryl-cole/293965221672?ref=nf

1 million members, people!

Or this guy, who has put it far more wittily than me...

http://www.inspirationstn.com/issues/inspired010.pdf

Rant over, I'm off to my life drawing class. I'm going to be late now. DAMN YOU COLE!

Dasha said...

Cheryl, like the rest of the WAGs, will put up with his cheating. She won't leave him over this, not this close to World Cup when all the cameras will be on her. She's just another pathetic fameho in it for the money.

Pookie said...

eeep...that's some scary co-dependency going on there. i hope the $ is worth it.

dj said...

lmao at kinky bootleg. i will have to become a fan of that facebook group now!

Lolita Breckenridge said...

@KinkyBootleg = awesome rant. However, what are "numpties"?

I read the article - why do Chelsea officials patrol the halls to make sure the footballers are behaving? That seems odd. Can you imagine an American football organization's security patrolling the halls to make sure the tight ends don't have sex with groupies? Come on.

LauPow said...

@Christine...

Numpty

a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person

Essentially a politer term for 'twat'. Sorry my British was showing ;-)

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