Random Photos Part Six

Jeffrey Pollack- RIP

Alec Baldwin has Hilaria carry the baby while he carries his coffee.

There is a new book of photos from Old Hollywood being published with photos like this of Bette Davis and

Humphrey Bogart.

Bono and his wife won some money on a horse.

Brad Pitt and Angelina take the kids to the zoo in Australia.

Britney Spears at her final dress rehearsal for tonight's opening night in Vegas.

Miley Cyrus makes Cara Delevingne a happy person by tonguing her.

This is Eliot Spitzer's new girlfriend. She looks a lot like the hookers he used to use.

Gwen Stefani has never been a hooker as far as I know.

Anne Hathaway sure has been photographed alone a lot lately. Shortly after this she left a bag of her dog's crap on a pap's car. Classy.

Eliot Spitzer Sleeping With Ex-Employee - Started While She was Working For Him

Eliot Spitzer just loves putting his peen wherever he finds a place for it. The good news is that Eliot's kids can relax because he is not spending their inheritance on hookers again. Instead, according to The NY Post, the still married Spitzer is having sex with an ex-employee who he paid $30,000 to for a few months work as his spokesperson when he was running for office this year. Yeah, so they were having sex while she was working for him and getting paid a lot of money by him. Nothing shady about that. The woman in question now is working for the soon to be Mayor of NYC. My guess is that she will be looking for a job very soon. Apparently the pair have been together for a very long time.

Eliot Spitzer's Wife To File For Divorce

According to The NY Post, the wife of Eliot Spitzer is finished standing by her man. Kind of. The long suffering wife of the hooker lover will do him one last solid and wait until his campaign is over before filing for divorce, but, once it has ended so has their marriage. Apparently with him running for office again, all of the old stories being talked about all the time is just too much for her and she does not want to relive everything and hear about the hookers and why he never takes his socks off when having sex with hookers and how much he spent on them and why he prefers them to his wife. What she should really do is file while the campaign is going on. That would get him. He and Anthony Weiner do make quite the team in NYC.

Escorts Rejoice - Eliot Spitzer Has A Job

Escorts along the eastern seaboard must be thrilled that one of their biggest customers has not only got himself a new job, but a job that will pay him way more than he ever earned as Governor of New York. Eliot Spitzer has been hired by CNN to co host some prime time program which will undoubtedly bore me to tears and make me question why I am willing to listen to a guy who cheated on his wife a bazillion times, was a hypocrite about the laws he was sworn to uphold and why he is getting paid an astronomical amount of dollars to sit there and pontificate. (GOOP Word Of The Day)

I think the program is going to be exactly like that Morning Joe program on MSNBC, but this time the guy is the liberal and the woman is the conservative. It just shows you that cable news executives have as much imagination as the movie studio executives. They probably thought they were being brilliant. Meh. The only thing that will make this exciting is if they have Ashley Dupre on as a special correspondent.

The Tommy Hilfiger Show From NY Fashion Week - Oh And Eliot Spitzer Too

It has been about a year since MI wrote a post for the site. Oh sure, she lets me know when Shia LaBeouf takes a smoking break on the set of Wall Street 2 or if someone on a set is nice or mean, but there hasn't been any actual writing in some time. That changes today as MI hit Fashion Week yesterday and specifically the Tommy Hilfiger show. Here is her report.

Oh, to be a poor, underpaid flack during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. Tommy Hilfiger was the very last show for spring 2010 and not only did we actually have seats (SEATS!) we got a VIP tour of the tents. (Sorry I don't have photos of the tents from the outside, but I was so thrilled about getting escorted up the steps and past security, I totally forgot.)

Immediately inside is the lobby: a HUUUUGE room overflowing with people, where sponsors like TRESemme, LU and Mercedes had funky display booths. Best part about the lobby? The open bar (YES!)
We headed back to the VIP areas where the celebs enter the tents. Tommy Hilfiger and his fam were hanging out before the show in one of the VIP lounges, probably bouncing off the walls. I can only imagine the excitement in the room. Working and planning for over a year on a show that lasts only 10 minutes? Insane.
Before the show started, we had a sneak peak of the runway- only one person had taken their seat. Front row. Center. The Grand Bitch herself, Ms. Anna Wintour. The sunglasses weren't on...yet and, as always, she looked immaculate.From our seats, we did have a direct view of Anna but- I'm sorry to say- the celebs all sat on our side of the runway, so I only snapped photos of their backs. All the photogs were clamoring for photos of Rosario Dawson, Sarah Ferguson (Fergie 1.0) and (squeal!) Ms. Taylor Swift herself. And for the record, I think Kanye-gate was a set-up she knew nothing about. Kanye's big apology took place on Leno's first show...Are you kidding me? As Lafayette would say, hooker please.Anyway, once the lights dimmed and the music started pumping, Anna's sunglasses were on, the arms and legs were crossed and bitch was all business. Watching Anna watch the models was the best part of the show (like I could afford any of that shit anyway). You could tell when she was interested in something- she'd watch the model walk the full length of the runway, following with her head as she turned and walked back- and you knew she hated something when she wouldn't waste her time turning her head to follow the model.
I met Anna, sort of, last year. I was outside my office and she was waiting for her town car. As she walked by me, I got a little over-excited and blurted out "big fan." BIG FAN? Can you imagine? Utter embarrassment. I still get shudders when I think about it. And she actually said "thank you."

Anyway, the show lasted 10 minutes. Only 10 minutes of dresses with clean lines and rich fabrics, funky men's suits and preppy leisure-wear. That's it. Then the finale, a quick wave from the designer and the lights come up. So insane.


On the way out, I somehow talked my way into a gift bag with swag from some of the sponsors. AWESOME. When I got home and opened it, my boyfriend told me it reminded him of when he was a kid on Christmas morning (I'm a Jew, so never experienced that one). Funniest item was the $500 gift certificate to a fine jewelry store named Alex Soldier. I freaked. Until I read the fine print- "$500 discount on purchase worth at least $3,000." F that. (Although I'm happy to mail the certificate to a CDAN reader if someone is interested- just let Enty know)So that's my report from Bryant Park. Ent, I'll accept the following as a thank you present:
Oh, one more thing! It took a while to catch a cab and as we were walking around we ran into Eliot Spitzer! Ew! I didn't realize until my friend told me. That's when I ran an entire Avenue to catch up with him and ask for a photo. He was actually really nice about it, but I couldn't find my camera buried under all the crap in my bag. Bummer. Sorry guys. He's tiny and freaky-looking anyway.

Happy Friday and hope you enjoyed my little post. Cheers!

He Can't Be Serious

I don't normally talk about politics on this site, or decisions on whether a politician should run for election, but in this case I just have to. According to the NY Post, Eliot Spitzer is thinking of running for the Attorney General of New York again. If you remember, Spitzer was Attorney General before he became Governor and Client #9. To me, him running for the top law enforcement job in New York is akin to when Marion Barry ran for office in Washington DC after spending time in jail for crack possession while Mayor. Of course Barry won his election, so maybe I'm wrong.

How would anyone take Spitzer seriously? How can you prosecute people for crimes when you yourself committed crimes? Does he think the people of New York will forget this? Does he think they love him so much they will just forgive him and say he should be the guy who enforces their laws? Is his ego so large that he doesn't realize how idiotic he looks and how he embarrassed the state? His opponents wouldn't even have to come up with sneaky commercials. Everyone else would do the dirty job for them. Every press conference would start with the question, "Why exactly do you leave your socks on while having sex?" Oh, another one could be, "In this economy, do you support the use of government vouchers so people don't have to pay full price for escorts?"

Spitzer just needs to move on with his life and stay out of any involvement with politics or anything to do with law enforcement.

Spitzer Won't Do Federal Time

After spending probably several million dollars and countless hands on interviews with hookers around the world, federal investigators have decided not to charge Eiliot Spitzer with any federal crimes. Despite conducting thousands of "interviews" with prostitutes the agents thought were cute, they could find no evidence that Spitzer used any money for hookers he shouldn't be using in the first place.

Well I guess it is good to know that Eliot only used the family money to sleep with hookers and didn't make the people of NY or the people who contributed to his campaign also contribute to Ashley Dupre's retirement fund.

The article that I read didn't say how much the federal government spent on this probe, but who wants to bet is was in the millions? And Spitzer spent how much on them? Yeah, and then there would have been a few million more spent at trial because they would have had to check out the hookers again and this would have gone on and on and at the end of it all Spitzer would have plead to some crime and probably done six months in jail.

I'm all for convicting some guy if he did something wrong and I'm sure his wife would have loved to see him go to jail, but I don't think it should take millions of dollars spent to hopefully get a guy locked up for six months at further tax payer expense. Believe me, he doesn't need jail time, I'm sure the wife is making his life rightfully miserable. He would probably welcome the sweet embrace of the federal prison system right now.

The Ex Governor Enjoyed Using Toys---On Himself

Eliot Spitzer just keeps getting kinkier. The feds have apparently found a brand new hooker that the Gov liked to use when Ashley Dupre was unavailable or when he needed a little spice. Hey, when you need spice and you are already using hookers, you know you are in a no win situation. Turns out this hooker has just been providing detail after detail about what the Gov enjoyed.

--Didn't like to wear a condom

Well, I don't think any guy likes to wear a condom, but when one is having sex with someone who has sex with hundreds of different partners each year, then unless you want your d**k to look like the lungs of an Ebola patient, then a condom would be a good idea.

--Spitzer loved sex toys to enhance his own pleasure.

Well, I won't even go there, because as I have said before this is a family site. (Oh, btw, FFF big and spectacular tomorrow) Lets just say that there is a big difference between say, a finger, and hooker #2 strapping on an accessory, if you know what I mean.

--Loves props

Well who doesn't. I mean food, drinks, toys, little people. It is all just part of having fun. Oh, don't forget the motor oil.

--Likes to keep his socks on

Hey so did the guy who had sex with Jessica Sierra. Actually I think guys like keeping their socks on if they don't respect the person they are with; if they think they made need to get away quickly; if they are planning on leaving right after; if they have some type of foot fungus; or their feet just get cold. I mean come on, there really is nothing sexier than a guy having sex with socks all the way up to his calves.

Oh, and this 2nd hooker, she is not Kristin Davis. Kristin Davis is the madam who came out before and said she had sex with Spitzer. I guess she isn't considered the second hooker because she is actually a madam. So basically what you have is 2 hookers, a madam and a Governor. Now all you need is some cheap beer and that is an event everyone on the site will be wanting to attend.

No pictures of the 2nd hooker yet. But there will be.

Maybe She Got Tired Of Playing The Hooker

The NY Post yesterday reported that Silda Spitzer not only knew that the ex-Governor loved him some hookers, but also just didn't care. Didn't care? Does this mean she was in the marriage for the fame and fortune and a life in Albany? I'm guessing that it is because Eliot hadn't touched her in about ten years and she kind of liked it that way. What did they have? Two kids? That was probably enough sex for her.

The only other possible reason I can come up with is that she might have some kind of monogamy isn't all that it is cracked up to be and so she understood when Eliot gave her the line about needing to be with other people. Unless. Nah. Couldn't be. Do you think she was seeing someone on the side? The new Governor of NY had affairs with women. Wouldn't it be crazy if one of the women was Silda?

Who the hell names their kid Silda anyway? You just know that kid is in for a lifetime of schoolyard beatings. That is probably the one thing she had in common with Eliot. That name must have been a real pleasure growing up also. What rhymes with Eliot? Smelliiot. Love it.

I would be really interested to know how much she knew and if it was just kind of a resigned kind of feeling or if she was going on Craigslist trying to find one for her husband when it looked like he was maybe interested in her for some reason.

When Did He Find Time To Work?

The NY Post is reporting that former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer didn't just hang out with the brunette Ashley Dupre. Turns out Spitzer liked another escort agency just as much if not more. Yesterday, authorities in New York arrested Kristin Davis (I know. That would be really cool, but not her) who is a New York madam who ran a string of about 100 women, but personally took care of Spitzer. I wonder if she charged him or if he just made sure they never got busted. Kind of unusual for the madam to do the deed like that.

The madam used to work at a hedge fun, but instead started working as a madam and claimed she made $2M last year pimping out the ladies. No word on whether there were any man whores. She has allegedly been servicing Spitzer since 2003 or 2004, and has a black book containing 10,000 names. At $1,000 an hour for her hookers, those 10,000 people probably are people we know. Even prior to her arrest, Kristin has been trying to get a book or film deal. She also says that she is very willing to name names, which is why she may have had some advance warning before the cops came knocking. She was probably about an hour away from destroying everything and disappearing. She had already moved much of her money, and made arrangements to get the hell out of town which is why bail was set at $2M. That is a higher bail amount than many cases involving death, armed robbery, rape, sexual assault and child molestation.

Ashley Dupre Can't Pay Her Rent

Don't know who Ashley Dupre is? That's okay. She goes by 20 other names, but she is best known as Kristen, the 22 year old prostitute who brought down one of the nation's most powerful governors. I like that last part. Actually sounds like a reporter. I guess reading about her in the NY Times rubbed off by osmosis for five words.

In the article, Ashley says she doesn't know how she is going to pay her rent since her boyfriend walked out on her. I gather her boyfriend lied to her about his familial situation and somehow he is the one who ended up walking out. Hmmm.

Let me take a big ole guess here about how Ashley is going to pay her rent. Anyone want to guess with me? Hmmmm. How about an adult magazine such as Playboy? If the NY Times found her, then I am sure Hugh Hefner can find her. I don't think she will end up in a different magazine that is more hard core because I am sure she is just not that kind of girl.

Then in about a month or two we will see her out and about in LA. Oh, it says in the NY Times article that she is going to move back home to NJ, but I think that when she pops up on the radar in LA, she will say something about how her acting and music career are taking off and how she needs to be close to all the contacts out here.

After we see her leaving hotel rooms with Scott Storch and JR Rotem she will do a reality show, that no one watches and will soon hopefully fade from our memory. Oh, she will be in the news for the rest of her life because of this scandal. There will never be another political scandal article written that doesn't include her name, and every article that is about Eliot Spitzer will mention her in the first sentence.

But for now, what Eliot Spitzer paid $80,000 to see, we will see for $5 or whatever it costs for a Playboy. If you want to listen to one of the worst songs ever recorded, you can click here and go to her MySpace page and listen to her song. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Anal Sex Without A Condom

According to Radar Magazine Heidi Fleiss thinks New York Governor was considered a troublemaker because "I'm sure he wanted anal sex without condoms." She went on to say that the Governor got caught because what the Governor wanted was a little out there, and most women would not want to do it. I will tell you why he got caught. He got caught because everytime he went somewhere and got a hooker he had to withdraw money from the ATM. Do you know how many separate transactions it takes to get up to $4300? I don't know either, but that is a bunch of $2.00 service fees.

I can just see the Governor standing at an ATM. His security guards standing next to him as he enters his PIN, whether he wants to check his balance, and if he wants a receipt. Then a pile of $20 bills comes flying out of the machine. Because of withdrawal limits he probably had to use like four or five different cards each time. Then of course with that many $20 bills, they are not all going to fit into your wallet, but I am sure he tried to jam some in, and then stuffed the rest in his coat pockets.

I think that $4300 is a bit much for two hours of sex. Now, I know there are people we would pay that much to have sex with. I am sure that if it was Johnny Depp man whoring himself out instead of Vinny Gallo that many of you would be lining up and would probably pay $4300 for two hours. I am guessing he might charge more though.

Now you of course would want all your friends to know that you banged Johnny Depp. However, the Governor didn't, and Heidi said he is an idiot for getting caught. I just think he is an idiot.

The Governor And The Prostitute

The NY Times is reporting that the Governor of NY, Eliot Spitzer, is involved in a prostitution ring. Now, I am not going to sit here and say, hey, I've never done something stupid or that it might be possible that wife number 6 may have earned her living as an escort before she married me. I won't get into the fact that Spitzer is married and has 3 kids. Hell, that doesn't stop 90% of guys. I wouldn't even say that he shouldn't be having an affair because he represents the people. Hell, the people he is representing are having affairs also.

What really pisses me off about this is that Gov. Spitzer is a big fat hypocrite when it comes to hookers. He was always jumping up and down when he would break up a ring of hookers and be front and center when announcing the results. He ran for office on the platform that he was a law an order guy. He had been the Attorney General for the state, and now I am wondering if he wasn't seeing an escort even like on the day when he busted a ring of them.

If he had run for office saying he loved hookers and drugs, then I am okay with him having hookers and drugs in the Governor's Mansion. He didn't though, he played the high and mighty and that is what sucked. It is just like gay Congressman and Senators who hide in the closet and at the same time act like homosexuals are demons. I have to admit that I kind of like Eliot Spitzer. I liked the fact that he was going after big companies and doing something about them. Now though I just wonder if he was taking money from them also or looking the other way while someone screwed somebody.