Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Anal Sex Without A Condom


According to Radar Magazine Heidi Fleiss thinks New York Governor was considered a troublemaker because "I'm sure he wanted anal sex without condoms." She went on to say that the Governor got caught because what the Governor wanted was a little out there, and most women would not want to do it. I will tell you why he got caught. He got caught because everytime he went somewhere and got a hooker he had to withdraw money from the ATM. Do you know how many separate transactions it takes to get up to $4300? I don't know either, but that is a bunch of $2.00 service fees.

I can just see the Governor standing at an ATM. His security guards standing next to him as he enters his PIN, whether he wants to check his balance, and if he wants a receipt. Then a pile of $20 bills comes flying out of the machine. Because of withdrawal limits he probably had to use like four or five different cards each time. Then of course with that many $20 bills, they are not all going to fit into your wallet, but I am sure he tried to jam some in, and then stuffed the rest in his coat pockets.

I think that $4300 is a bit much for two hours of sex. Now, I know there are people we would pay that much to have sex with. I am sure that if it was Johnny Depp man whoring himself out instead of Vinny Gallo that many of you would be lining up and would probably pay $4300 for two hours. I am guessing he might charge more though.

Now you of course would want all your friends to know that you banged Johnny Depp. However, the Governor didn't, and Heidi said he is an idiot for getting caught. I just think he is an idiot.

15 comments:

kellysirkus said...

ew! When Heidi Fleiss is judging you, you know you are SCUMMY

irishstayc2 said...

ANAL SEX WITHOUT A CONDOM... Hello... that one got my attention! LOL and Kelly - u said it - but seriously - didn't he get caught because he flew the HO to washington from NewYork. That's what made it a federal crime and made him pop up on the radar... I think. U can't tell me that washington doesn't have high class hookers... Bottom line STUPID STUPID STUPID. How hard up do u have to be to fly someone out and pay that much for 2 hours of sex? Jeebus , beat off already.

Pamela said...

Yeah, there are defintely call girls (and guys for the closeted republican's). Remember Jessica Cutler?

Sexecution said...

Even dumber during an election year whether he's running or not he's going to be crucified by his own party, nevermind what the republican's have in store for them. I am sure a few of them are on the escorts books too.

His poor wife looked like she wanted to die standing next to him, so his marriage is over anyway. His life really, he's just going to be a punchline, unless he used public money and then he's going to be inmate Spitzer. Stupid man. Who even wants bareback anal with a prossie, unless you have a deathwish.

Marnie said...

Ah, hubris.

You know there are probably some taxpayers who wouldn't mind contributing money to help Spitzer get HIV.

not said...

It's like what Charlie Sheen said...he doesn't pay for sex, he pays for them to leave!

That's just classic.

kellysirkus said...

see, kids, those perfect LSAT scores really are NOT a measure of your intellect

not said...

Spitzer's problem just isn't that he saw a hooker. His problem now is if he used a front to pay for her and skirted political financing law (ie using campaign/donor cash to pay for it) and tax issues if he used the payments as write off for campaign expenses. If he did either of these things, he's TOAST.

Reese said...

I hope his wife is being tested for every STD known to mankind and has someone along the lines of Raul Felder (really vicious divorce lawyer) on speed dial.

A very liberal columnist in The Washington Post said today that he wished Silda Spitzer had ended the obnoxious, self-serving (for Eliot) media statement yesterday by slugging the bastard in the jaw. I wish she'd kneed him in the groin.

Anonymous said...

What I read about this idiot Spitzer is that the Bank alerted IRS which in turn IRS alerted the FBI. A certain amount of money was being transferred into his account so that caught the attention of the Bank, IRS and FBI.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

If there was a physical way to accomplish it, I would totally give Johnny Depp some anal sex without a condom.

bionic bunny! said...

i'd pay that just to spoon with johnny.
why sully what we already have??

Pimmy said...

I think Ent is also dropping us a hint with the ATM thing... that was my first thought, when I heard that he was requesting things that the prostitutes might not think were safe.

selenakyle said...

Exactamundo, pimmy!

Anonymous said...

Karma loves Eliot Spitzer.

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