Jennifer Love Hewitt And Jamie Kennedy Are Having Sex Again

I think Jamie Kennedy is realizing that he really does not have many options when it comes to dating. Finding no one out there who wants to date an almost washed up comic with a show that is no longer on the air, Jamie Kennedy started begging Jennifer Love Hewitt to go out with him again. Apparently she agreed, but first dyed her hair blonde in hopes that no one would recognize her in public with Jamie again. I mean it is embarrassing. It is Jamie Kennedy. I give Jennifer a hard time about a lot of things but it does not mean I do not find her attractive because she is and she can do way better than Jamie Kennedy.

The good news for Jamie is that Jennifer has been sleeping over at his place, so no middle of the night freak outs when you open your eyes and see Jennifer's mom standing over you.

Random Photos Part Three

Leonard Nimoy at his last Star Trek convention. Definitely top spot.
Bai Ling takes the bring ugly friends so you look better to a whole new level.
Yeah, Chris and I bet your wife has a big smile on her face right now too.
A nice triumvirate of acting talent. Ali Larter, Christina Hendricks and Elisabeth Moss.
This was Ali earlier in the day.
The amazing Cheryl Tiegs.
Huh. You think Elizabeth Hurley wants us to notice her new engagement ring?
About as frazzled looking as I have ever seen Hugh Jackman.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez in Rio.
Jamie Kennedy and his new friend Nikki Deloach.

Random Photos Part Three

January Jones and what must be a very important call I am sure.
Empty. No text from Jennifer Love for Jamie Kennedy. To console Jamie is Donnamarie Recco.
Jesse Metcalfe is looking really healthy. Good for him.
Jamie Oliver in mid drip.
See that expression on Jaden Smith's face? It could be because his dad was taking all the attention at the premiere or it could be he thinks this movie will suck just as bad as I think it will.
Speaking of suck. Ashlee Simpson and her non sucky sister Jessica Simpson. Although, I will say the whole apron thing doesn't really work.
Ginnifer Goodwin and her 8th bag of chips as she and Kate Hudson film a scene. She eats the entire bag during the scene. They did it repeatedly.
Hello Ketel One. Are these available for home delivery?
Kelly Rowland, big hair and her Jetson's outfit.
Speaking of big hair.
Kat von D looks pretty good here.
This is the typical Leelee Sobieski pose and expression. Since the baby though this is the
new Leelee.

Get Ready Cartier!!! Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Single

It is their favorite day of the year at Cartier. The day some tabloid says that Jennifer Love Hewitt and her boyfriend of the month have broken up. Because as sure as the sun comes up every morning, Jennifer Love Hewitt will be dragging whatever guy comes next in the "Why does your mom always have to be so close" hit parade into the store for promise rings or bracelets or whatever else she thinks shows her commitment to the guy.

According to Extra that day has come. They are reporting that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have called it quits or her mom got tired of him or something. Maybe he got tired of waking up every morning to find her mom staring at him waiting to get up. Whatever it is, they are done and the sales people over at Cartier have a little extra spring in their step.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Needs Some New Stories

Apparently nothing exciting happens in the life of Jennifer Love Hewitt. Either that or she enjoys throwing Jamie Kennedy under a bus everytime she gets the chance. I'm not saying there is anything wrong with throwing him under a bus, just that she seems to do so with great relish. In case you missed it, Jennifer was on the George Lopez show last night. On the show she plugged her new book and talked all about putting sparkly stuff on her vay-jay-jay. So, that part was new. I hadn't heard that before but she says it is the best cure for a breakup. The surprising thing to me was that her mom wasn't the one to do it but rather one of her girlfriends.

Having used all her interesting stories, Jennifer then recycled the one about when Jamie first saw her in a bikini and called her a pear ass. Do you remember that story? I could have sworn the last time she said this she was talking about the first time Jamie saw her naked he said it. She must have cleaned it up for television though because this time she was in a bikini. In the bikini pose. What exactly is the bikini pose by the way? Are there instructions attached to the bikini saying how you should pose?

Jennifer Love Hewitt Clueless About Jamie Kennedy's Cheating

Earlier this month, I wrote about how Jamie Kennedy is cheating on Jennifer Love Hewitt with his ex-girlfriend Shannon Funk. Well, Fox News spoke to one of Jamie's friends who said that Jamie is still talking to Shannon and that Jennifer Love Hewitt is clueless about the whole cheating thing.

Umm, Jennifer is a tabloid reader of epic proportions. There is no way on this earth that she wouldn't be aware of the rumors and stories and the world laughing at her. She knows. Even if she didn't read every piece of gossip about herself someone would have told her.

Fox says that Jamie and Jennifer went to party together on October 3rd. "Jamie is still hung up on Shannon and has been telling her that," says the source. "He also told her he had zero desire to go to the Tao event with [Love Hewitt], but Jen insisted they go together to put rumors to rest. Jamie decided he at least owed her that, so he appeased her and accompanied her to the event even though he’s pretty much checked out of the relationship."

An October 3rd party. I had pictures of that party. Have they been seen together since? I had the photo of Jen pimping out herself the other day, but nothing with the two of them. It might be time to return the love bracelets. Don't worry though, Jen has a lifetime supply and will find one for the next guy.

Jamie Kennedy Cheating On Jennifer Love Hewitt

According to Daily Fill, Jamie Kennedy has been cheating on Jennifer Love Hewitt with his ex-girlfriend. Who even knew Jamie Kennedy had a girlfriend before Jennifer. I thought all he did was go up to women and whine that he used to have a television show and was now a rapper and did they want to go back to his hotel and have sex.

It turns out though that Jamie previously dated Shannon Funk (above with Jamie) who used to be the assistant to Britney Spears and has been seeing her again for the past few weeks. Is Jennifer the worst girlfriend ever or was her mom hanging around them too much? Does Jamie just not care about going back to being a nobody?

Engaged? Not Engaged? It Doesn't Matter - The Jennifer Love Hewitt/Jennifer Garner Conspiracy Theory

There seems to be a battle of tabloids this morning as to whether or not Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt got engaged last night in Long Beach. At a comedy club. That's right because everyone knows the way to the heart of a woman is to get her to come up on stage after she has been forced to laugh at your stale jokes for two hours for the umpteenth time and then get proposed to with no ring in front of a surly drunk crowd that has just been forced to buy 3 drinks at inflated prices and are just now receiving their bills. Mmmm. That is a Hallmark moment for sure.

The NY Post says the engagement is real. Others have jumped on their bandwagon. Why not? The wagon is big and shiny and filled with good news. Then there are those who say it was all just a ploy from the audience because they were drunk and thought chanting, "marry her," would be better than "show us your t**ts."

What all the tabloids are forgetting is that it doesn't really matter if they are engaged or not. The only thing an engagement does is allow the tabloids to run some covers of Jennifer's dream honeymoon or dress or blah, blah, blah. They love Jennifer though. You know why? Because all they have to do is change the occasional Aniston to Love Hewitt and substitute some pictures and they are good to go.

I haven't been able to figure out what makes Jennifer Love Hewitt dump them. I do have a theory I would like to share with all of you now though. I know how much you enjoyed my last theory about how Four Weddings And A Funeral is essentially the same movie as Notting Hill.

My new theory is that this Is Jennifer Love Hewitt's Jennifer Garner moment. Yep. Let us go back in time shall we. Jennifer Garner was on a hit show and was married to Scott Foley. Jennifer Love is on a hit show and was engaged to Ross McCall.

Jennifer Garner started dating her co-star Michael Vartan. Jennifer Love Hewitt started dating her co-star Jamie Kennedy. Michael Vartan got his heart crushed. Jamie Kennedy will get his heart crushed. Now, Jennifer married Ben who was dating a Jennifer. Jennifer Love is going to marry the next guy she dates who was dating a Jennifer. See how this works? It is like some Kennedy/Lincoln thing. This is the kind of thing that keeps me up at night. Well, that and an enlarged prostate.