Don't worry. I haven't lost my mind. There are two parts again to the photos. Just three months after writing an entire post about why no one should ever date an NBA basketball player and four weeks after meeting, Kneepads is reporting that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are getting married. I saw the stories yesterday and didn't really believe them, but Kneepads never goes out on a ledge unless it has about 100 feet of concrete supporting it. If the marriage lasted a year I would be shocked.
I love Leona Lewis' dress and as far as I know she is not marrying an NBA player.
Liza
Every candid of LeAnn Rimes always has this same pose. It is like she has one expression for cameras and this is it.
Most Awkward. Kiss. Ever.
Of course Nick might have just been looking at these photos of Mariah from her movie.
Melissa Etheridge looks great. Kelly does too, but we will get to her later so just pretend she isn't there.
Miley Cyrus has invented the mullet dress.
While Selena Gomez who is about the same age as Miley looks very lovely.
Martina McBride is just a great singer.
Apparently Nico Tortorella can't even bother waiting to get out of his coat before getting some up close time with Sara Paxton.
I always have to put in pictures of Noa Tishby. It is kind of like a rule. More of a guideline. If more people bought me drinks their pictures would be in the photos all the time too.
I just don't understand why no matter what event they are at, boxers like Oscar de la Hoya have to pose like this. Sure, he probably thinks it is better than posing in lingerie, but for the rest of us it gets old.
Not getting old to me at all is looking once again at Paula dressed as Ellen.
Penn Badgley. The forgotten actor from Gossip Girl.
Chace Crawford. Pretty much remembered all the time.
The 43rd time Perrey Reeves was asked to twirl her skirt.
The amazing Sheryl Crow.
Twice in a week for Seth Green and Clare Grant, but the look on Seth's face is priceless. Add three inches to Clare's height and shrink Seth by about an inch and you have Tom and Katie, minus the genuine smiles. Oh, and the fake breasts. Unless Tom has some. Maybe? Noooo.
She may yell at people for not giving them a table, but Salma Hayek looks pretty.
They need a Hart To Hart reunion movie.
Holy crap. Sarah Silverman is wearing a dress. Sure, it looks like she raided the cast offs from Hee Haw, but it is a dress.
I didn't even recognize Toni Braxton.
Yeah, Monopoly is all well and good until someone decides to start taking shots and screaming, "You want Marvin's Gardens, I will show you Marvin's Gardens."
Mark Wahlberg and Noa Tishby at the Variety Power Women lunch. Nice of Mark to dress up.
Nazanin Boniadi and Kate Beckinsale at an Amnesty International event. Nazanin is one of very very very few celebrities who actually works for charitable causes without wanting any attention for herself.
An actor who is really underrated, Nestor Serrano.
One of the very few times Penn Jillette has ever been in the photos.
I think Russell Brand borrowed this from Katy Perry. See where the cleavage would be.
Sam Taylor Wood and Aaron Johnson.
I never think about Tatyana Ali and then she randomly shows up somewhere and I'm like, Oh yeah what has she been doing?"
Later Tyra Banks plans to go fishing and did not want to stop home first.
Tim Robbins - London
Tom Selleck stripping in the streets of New York.
Alicia Keys, Jennifer Hudson and a fairly normal looking Whitney Houston. But for those of you who like crazy Whitney
here you go.
