Ain't No Party Like A Palin Party

What happens when you invite the entire Palin family to your shindig? They get drunk and start fights. They even throw punches, draw blood and are ok with you punching them too. Last weekend Sarah and Todd Palin were joined by their three oldest children at a birthday party for several dog sled racers. The family arrived with subtlety, choosing a stretch Hummer as their transportation. After a brief amount of time at the party, someone noticed that one of the guests there was a former boyfriend of Willow who is now 20. Words were exchanged because this split did not end well. Huh. It seems like no split ever turns out well with the Palin family. Words became fists and shoves. The owner of the house where the party was being held tried to intervene and Bristol Palin threw three consecutive right hooks to the guy's jaw before dropping him. Meanwhile Todd and the oldest son, Track were also throwing punches. Track, who is 25 decided he could not fight with clothes on so ripped off his shirt and landed several punches of his own. Todd came out on the losing end of his encounters and suffered what is believed to be a broken nose. What was Sarah doing? Getting in the faces of people and warning them that if they messed with her family she was going to come down hard on them and also did some shoving of her own. The police were called, but no one decided to press any charges. According to a police report, "alcohol may have played a part in the altercation." Umm, yeah. 

Random Photos Part Two

Mindy Kaling looked great at the Hulu upfront yesterday while

Gillian Jacobs and Dannny Pudi sang to the crowd.

Mario Lopez and Sarah Palin hung out together in Alaska. I wonder if he hit on Bristol.

Mark Wahlberg out grocery shopping yesterday.

Orlando Bloom gathers firewood with his son.

Rob Ford smoking crack over the weekend.

Ray Liotta with a brand new look.

Most of Rose McGowan's looks are bought.

Reese is going to be ticked off that her head got cropped off. Might need to find a new personal pap.

Track Palin Got A Divorce

Despite the shotgun wedding and the attempt to make it look like Britta was not pregnant at the time they got married somehow that was not enough to convince Track and his wife of just 18 months to stay married. The two have been married for 18 months and have already agreed to split their assets with Britta having physical custody of their son and Track getting to keep all of his guns. You know he would have been upset if Britta had wanted those. Britta just wanted out of the marriage as quickly as possible and agreed to just about anything to do it.

Sarah Palin Co-Hosting Today Show

While one network brings out Kate Couric on their morning show this week, Today decided to have some revenge on their old morning host by having her go against Sarah Palin on Tuesday morning. In what is turning out to be a war for morning viewers, what better way than having Katie and Sarah go head to head. Today says that Sarah will show a side of her that she has never shown before when she co-hosts. Huh? How does someone do that? She has more sides? Plus, how o they know in advance she will do that? I think just promoting the appearance is probably enough to get people interested although I don't know if people will miss Katie in the morning. It is where she was beloved, albeit on a different network.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Nicole Scherzinger and her back on again boyfriend Lewis Hamilton after her Dublin concert last night.
Both Robin Wright and Naomi Watts look just as good as the guy next to them while filming their new movie in Australia.
I was wondering if Pia Toscano was still around. Now I have my answer. How quickly people fade.
Rose McGowan is walking with purpose. I have been trying to do this now. What I usually look like though is
Mila Kunis. Just substitute milkshake for coffee and add several hundred pounds and you have me exercising.
Stacy Keibler makes sure to call photographers before she goes out to exercise. Seriously.
Sarah Palin is a Jeremy Lin fan like the rest of the world.
Taylor Swift coming out of Toast which is one of my favorite places to eat breakfast. Actually that whole couple of blocks is great with Magnolia Bakery for dessert.
Different country, same result. Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler canoodle in Paris.

Todd Palin Filing For Divorce

The National Enquirer is reporting that Todd Palin is going to file for divorce from Sarah Palin. That would be kind of a crusher for her family values platform. Of course the fact her teen daughter got pregnant and her eldest son had a shotgun wedding probably don't really help either. Oh, and then of course the affairs, the snorting coke off an oil barrel and that pretty much dooms your chances of winning anything unless you are Bill Clinton.

Todd is apparently tired of all the scandals and media attention and has said enough. I could see that. I could also see him setting himself up for life by writing a tell-all. Bristol and Levi's books would be like pocket change if Todd wrote a true tell-all book. If he did that thing would be snapped by the left and the right and people who don't care about politics. Face it, at this point, I think everyone is fascinated by Palin scandals and they really do not have anything to do with politics, just juiciness.

Sarah Palin Is A Serial Cheater And Coke User

There is a new book coming out about Sarah Palin. It is by the guy who moved in next door to her house. He was also on her reality show. Well, they pointed the cameras at him once or twice and he was mentioned once or twice. Apparently the guy was able to dig up a lot of dirt. He basically confirmed The Enquirer story that Sarah cheated on Todd with his business partner while Sarah and Todd were married. He also confirmed that just prior to Sarah and Todd getting married, Sarah had sex with Glenn Rice, who is a former NBA player, who at the time was playing in a college basketball tournament in Alaska and Sarah hooked up with him. Oh, and apparently both Todd and Sarah like their coke and were seen snorting it off big oil drums. Hey, at least they recycle them and use them for other purposes. Nothing like some hunting mixed with snorting coke and cheating on your husband. Sounds like a country music song. Throw in something about your mother and a dog and you have a hit.

Mama, I need to move back home

Went hunting last week with you know who

Turns out she was hunting more than moose

And ended up having sex with you know who

At least I can say he brought good coke even if

he ended up with you know who.

Mama I need to move back home

Oh, and I need to bring my dog because you know who

seems to like the dog a lot if you know what I mean.

It Was A Shotgun Wedding

Two months ago when Track (who the heck names these kids) Palin got married on about 24 hours notice with no one there but parents, I said I bet she is pregnant. There is no way they would have a ceremony that quick and then have a reception almost a year later unless there was going to be a baby in between. Well, no one has said anything because Sarah Palin is probably ticked that none of her kids practice safe sex or follow her code about having sex before marriage, but these sure do look like baby shower photos and Track's wife sure does look pregnant.