Crazy Days and Nights

Friday, May 03, 2013

Kristin Cavallari Is Putting Her Acting Career On Hold

Did you know Kristin Cavallari had an acting career? Go over to your co-workers desk and ask them if they knew Kristin had an acting career? When they look at you and then ask who Kristin is, then just say never mind and grab a piece of candy from their jar. Oh, you know you have someone in your office who has a candy jar. The more annoying the person, the better the quality of candy. Yeah, that person who is stocking it filled with Snickers in hopes that someone will come over and say a few words to them. Not the person who has that bulk candy stuff they got 75% off the week after Halloween. They are just creepy.

Kristin told Coco Eco Magazine which is neither about Conan or about chocolate that she is turning down acting roles to focus more on family but still plans on destroying what is left of her shoe and jewelry line. Don't tell me you have something from one of her collections. Go ask your co-worker if they do. This time get a Milky Way. No nuts to clean from your teeth.

Blind Item #1 - Easy Easy

This former A list celebrity/singer who probably would have faded away to much less than C list if not for a previous relationship and certain level of craziness has stopped having sex. It has been several months. She quit booze drugs and sex all at the same time. She has slipped once or twice on each, but for the most part has kept to it and as a result she says has gained 40 pounds and is heavier than she has ever been in her life. She looks healthy at last.

Katy Perry is The Devil's Child - According To Her Dad

If you call your daughter the devil's child, does that make you satan? Spell check says satan should be capitalized. So, is God. Are they equal? You would think someone a long time ago would have said that God gets to be capitalized but satan is not. To make them both capitalized kind of seems wrong and I don't even care that much. Anyway, this is not about satan, but about the child of satan, otherwise known as Katy Perry. In a recent sermon, that is what her dad called her. The same dad who enjoys a much better lifestyle thanks to his daughter. I just think he is still really upset about the whole Russell Brand thing. He confided in Russell some of his darker secrets and lives in fear that Russell will reveal them to the world one day when Russell is on some comedy riff on a radio show. The reveal would be a shocker, but after a day or so, I don't think anyone would really care except the churches where he speaks and makes his living. Much easier to get invited back when you call your pop princess daughter the devil's child.

Jeff Hanneman Has Died

Guitarist Jeff Hanneman, a co-founder of the heavy metal band Slayer, died in southern California on Thursday, the band said in a statement posted on their website. He was 49. Jeff died of liver failure after a spider bite which started eating his flesh from within.

Coke & Heroin Mixed With New Success Killed Chris Kelly

Chris Kelly has had a long struggle with drug abuse. For almost his entire career he has been in and out of rehab and tried to overcome his addictions. He had come a long way and was sober more often than he was using and had been clean for a fairly long stretch before there was a Kriss Kross reunion concert. With that concert came a lot of money being tossed around and a lot of free drugs and the next thing you know, Chris Kelly was back to his old ways. His mom said that she had been trying to help and trying to keep a close eye on Chris and that she saw him the night he overdosed and thought he would be ok judging from her past experience. He wasn't and he died. She is probably feeling overwhelming guilt. She shouldn't. She tried.

Shocker! Brooke Mueller Is On Drugs - Denise Richards Gets The Kids

Denise Richards watches Brooke Mueller's kids 95% of the time. If you were a parent would you want Brooke Mueller to watch your kids? Charlie Sheen knows he can't handle watching kids. he can have them and loves playing with them, but he is not watching them material. That really only leaves Denise Richards. Wait, did someone say what about Brooke's parents? The same parents that wanted their daughter to tend bar for them at a party the day Brooke got out of rehab? Child Protective Services has taken the children away from Brooke and given them to Denise. She is probably also getting a little something extra in her child support check this month from Charlie. I would guess six figures extra. Not a bad gig if you can get it.

Lindsay May Or May Not Be In Betty Ford - Has Hired Shawn Holley

It looks like Lindsay Lohan's attorney Mark Heller will not collect the referral fee that Morningside had offered to pay and which, for a 90 day stay was going to be quite high. Hey, when you deal with Lindsay you have to figure out how to get paid, because it is probably not going to be in cash. Stolen goods maybe, visits from Dina possibly?, but not cash. Anyway, after blowing off rehab yesterday because she said she didn't need it, Lindsay turned to her old attorney, Shawn Holley, who agreed to take Lindsay on as a client and made a deal with the DA to get Lindsay into Betty Ford. Yes, the same place that Lindsay got into so much trouble previously. Lindsay currently owes Holley about $300K in legal fees. No one is really sure if Lindsay is actually checked into Betty Ford though.