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Blind Items Revealed

December 28, 2012

What female, very attractive C-/D list celebrity who is everywhere it seems was out and about and whenever anyone approached her to get an autograph or to talk to her she would immediately pick up her phone and start talking. It was so comical, especially when she was in the pool and managed to pull out her phone out of her bikini top. It is not like she is the biggest thing ever. Only people who watch certain programs even know who she is.

Joanna Krupa

Blind Items Revealed

December 29, 2012

A lot of people think this A+ list female celebrity should be fired because she rarely speaks to anyone when she is not required to. It is not so much a standoffish attitude it is that her people have told her not to speak unless she has to because someone might record her when she goes on one of her rants and they are scared of the fallout. So, when she is around and the cameras are off, people around her talk and she sits there quietly and it freaks everyone out.

Britney Spears

Blind Items Revealed

December 26, 2012

This former B list all movie actress who now would die to be B list and is happy just going from party to party and guy to guy in Europe was at an airport this past week and asked the airline how come she had not been given a first class upgrade. They said that she would have to pay for it. Our actress did the don't you know who I am routine and they said they had never heard of her and didn't recognize her. She pulled up her IMDb page and still no luck. She stormed off yelling and told them they would be hearing from her people.

Tara Reid

Blind Item #2

This former almost A list mix of television and movies actress who does nothing but entertain the world now was at a party this weekend. Hid in a corner until she saw a guy with coke. Went up to him and dragged him into a bedroom and emerged about 45 minutes later. The guy she had dragged said that she had sex with him and done all his coke. When she came back out she saw another guy with coke and repeated the process before heading presumably home.

Blind Items Revealed

December 23, 2012

This former A list tweener and now still almost A list as a celebrity is getting really good at the cheating on his celebrity girlfriends. Sex on a plane with the mistress and then change clothes and meet the girlfriend at the hotel.

Justin Bieber

Blind Item #1

This former B list celebrity who is probably more known for his almost A list celebruty ex than anything else he has done in the past five years was busted backstage at a recent concert (not his own) doing some meth with two of the roadies of the band he was there to watch.

Blind Items Revealed

December 26, 2012

Considering this happened not that long ago, you would think people would have heard about it. The thing is, it was right before everything was covered 24/7. It involves three of the biggest stars on the planet, and another who is not that far behind. Our A+ list #1) all movie actor was probably a B- actor back then. He was in the middle of a long term relationship with an A+ list (#2)all movie actress who has not dropped at all from that perch. He said that the actress had got boring and that he thought she would break when they would have their very rare sex. So, when this A list (#3) all movie actress who was a B- lister back then walked into his life, they had a torrid affair. I mean a month or two of the hottest do it anywhere sex imaginable. They were crazy for each other. The one tiny problem is that the girlfriend (#2)  found out about it and went off the rails. Screaming and yelling at the actor and showing up unannounced at #3's apartment to yell at her. The even crazier thing is though that #2 didn't break up with our actor. Nope. She said they could work it out and insisted on them going to therapy everyday to work it out. Meanwhile, #3 said enough was enough and went and found herself an A list all movie actor at the time and now a B lister. #1 finally got tired of the therapy and #2 and left her.

#1 - Ben Affleck
#2 - Gwyneth Paltrow
#3 - Salma Hayek
#4 - Edward Norton

John Malkovich Saves A Man's Life

There he was, standing outside of a Toronto hotel. John Malkovich saw an elderly man from Ohio fall to the ground and as he fell, the man hit part of the scaffolding which started making him bleed from the neck. John calmly put out his cigarette and then went to the man and started applying pressure to the neck and comforted the man until paramedics arrived.


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