Random Photos Part One - All Reader Photos

Five parts today.

Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Reader Photo #3
Reader Photo #4
Reader Photo #5
Reader Photo #6
Reader Photo #7
Reader Photo #8
Reader Photo #9
Reader Photo #10
Reader Photo #11
Reader Photo #12
Reader Photo #13
Reader Photo #14
Reader Photo #15 (with David Duchovny)

Eyebrow Dance Girl

I can't decide if this would work best as a party trick or to freak out your friends after the pop mushrooms. Starts off slow, but gets really good.

Ted C Blind Item

You'd think that buckets of moolah, tons of adoring fans and a hot chick at your side would be enough.

Not so for Lesley Grotto, one of those swoon-worthy rock star types with the slick moves and killer abs. See, Les has all of that (including a knockout gal most dudes would kill to canoodle with) but—surprise! surprise!—he wants more, more, more.

Especially when it comes to chicks. ‘Cause let's be honest...

Lesley is a straight-up dawg!

You wouldn't know it, though, because when he's around his "special" lady (especially when there are cameras around) Lesley is the image of a doting boyfriend—ya know, lovey-dovey kisses and all the "awwww"-inducing crapola.

But when she's out of sight, she's definitely out of mind too.

Which leaves Lesley to do what he does best: sweet talking the panties off of any (and every) chick in sight.

"He's a total d-bag," one of the pretty party gals who attended one of the many booze-soaked events that Grotto frequents bitched to us. "He's all over chicks at these parties and flirts with everyone."

Continues our blabbermouth babe: "But as soon as he's with his woman he's a whole different man, all committed and monogamous."

Sounds smarmy. Well, actually, that totally sounds like half the other dudes in Tinseltown.

Here's the real Q, though: If his lady found out would she really even care? We kinda think not.

AND IT AIN'T: Jason Mraz, Kanye West, Bruno Mars

Amber Portwood & Teen Mom

The Daily Mail has a report today that Amber Portwood is trying to get out of her Teen Mom contract with MTV. Her mom says it is so Amber can live a normal life without all the pressure associated with the show. Nice try. If you were a high school dropout with no career prospects, a toddler and no plans for the future, do you think you would want to get out of a contract that pays you almost $100K a year? Exactly. The reason she would be trying to get out of the contract is so she can get her own reality show where she could get paid way more. Her mom just wants a piece of that action which is why she has taken the lead in trying to cancel the contract. I hate when people say they are doing things for the good of someone when it is really just because they want to make a buck.

Drake & Dee Perform Karakoe

This woman was at Saddle Ranch about to do karaoke. She was doing the Rihanna song What's My Name and wanted someone to sing the Drake part of the song. So, Drake jumped on stage.

Four For Friday - Cleaning Out The Desk

You never know what kind of gems you will turn up as you clean your desk or look at old notes you have written. These are the last blind items of 2011. On Sunday, the reveals start at 915am Pacific Time and continue every fifteen minutes until they are finished.

#1 - Which of the Two Broke Girls has the habit of calling every guy she dates babe even if it is date #1. She started this a few years ago when she was dating a few guys at once and was afraid she would call the person by the wrong name.

#2 - This "ashamed parent" has been looking really good lately. Wonder if they are hooking up with their trainer again.

#3 - This Big Bang Theory actor was in a relationship with someone and got the phone number of a woman who was not who he was dating. The woman wrote the phone number on the actor's hand in an ink that did not wash off for four days. He covered the number in a bandage the entire time. Said he got cut.

#4 - Which big celebrity couple of 2011 broke up because the guy could not stop hooking up with their threesome partner?

#5 - Speaking of threesomes, this celebrity couple consisting of a former Disney star and her very good looking actor boyfriend have talked about a threesome but cannot decide on someone.

#6 - Oh, one more threesome story. JFK and Frank Sinatra had a threesome with which actress. No, not Marilyn Monroe.

#7 - Which NCIS actor got tricked into calling the Dept of Public Health because they had supposedly called to tell him news of a recent partner who had an STD. It was set up by another cast member and our actor spent 20 minutes trying to find out who called him from there and progressively freaking out about what he might have caught. It was not until he saw everyone laughing that he caught on.

#8 - Just because your wife is "due" does not mean you can't spend some quality time in a strip club with your friends.

#9 - Which hard working A list rapper dumped a woman because she would not get off birth control while dating him.

Alessandra Ambrosio Was Two Months Pregnant During Victoria's Secret Show

I already knew supermodels were super skinny. Alessandra Ambrosio has taken it to a whole new level though. Despite already having one child which usually makes you show much earlier the second time around, Alessandra managed to walk the runway for the Victoria's Secret show despite being two months pregnant. She did not tell anyone she was pregnant because she really wanted to walk. Then, about a week before she thought she was going to have to cancel because she had already started to gain some weight and was not going to be able to fit the clothes. So, she went on a diet and worked out like a fanatic so she could walk. I'm not so sure if the last part is such a good idea, but she will probably be the first and only Victoria's Secret model to be two months pregnant and walk the show. She did not look two months pregnant.

National Enquirer Blind Item

Which soon-to-be-divorced actress can’t get over the fact that her own children are blaming her for her failed marriage? The star’s kids are divided, but the more vocal offspring has sided with their stepdad and confessed that their mom was no angel, either!