Thursday, February 08, 2007

Angelina and Brad Over? Dunzo? Finished?

From a National Enquirer cover, to a Norwegian website, this is what I have. I admit I do not read a word of Norwegian, but even I can make out some of the important words. It basically says there is trouble in paradise. All the media coverage and some other reasons which I cannot understand have caused the pair to drift apart.

22 comments:

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I guess the poo poo isn't so savory on the other side of the fence after all?
Either that or he's tired of kids walking in on them during the scrogging process.

Anonymous said...

ENT: could you comment on what you think of Courtney Cox's show Dirt? How close to truth is some of that stuff? Thanks!

hez said...

Hey sugar, I can translate that for you.

Providing, of course, that the Norwegian website only uses the words for "small cat," "large cat" and "accordion". That's all I know. (If it's in Swedish, I can add "nipple" and a few words from the IKEA commercial)

Always here to help!! ;-)

serenegab said...

Actually there may be a cat in there somewhere. I put this in translator and basically still can't make sense of it.
http://www.tranexp.com:2000/InterTran?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmsn.herogna.no%2Fnyheter%2Ffilm%2Farticle45586.ece&type=text&text=&from=nor&to=eng

Anonymous said...

ENT-L you can't be serious can you? you actually posted this from NE? come on.... its national enquirer! They've been preaching this doom for years now...... you might team Anniston but even you must know never to believe NE....

WTF said...

I call Bullshit on this story. Not the NE hasn't gotten some stories right but this one I don't believe.

Anonymous said...

Brad wouldn't leave her so soon after the death of her mother, even if he is (allegedly) unhappy in the relationship. He'd be quite an ass to do something like that.

Soxy

hez said...

Seriously, Norwegian rules.

I went to find an online dictionary and a finger spaz caused me to type "Ent-lish" to Norwegian. How LOTR!

Anyway, my search has taught me two new words: sjalusi ("jealousy") and my new fave, tidsskriftet (meaning "periodical").

The article has a frustrating lack of references to accordions (trixpelle), but the minute Brad chooses to drown his sorrows in traditional polka music, I will be ready with the vocab. Crouched, like a panther (which is of course, a stoor puss or "big cat").

Anonymous said...

I don't believe it. He has everything he always said he wanted. He and AJ may be having a rough time (what committed couple doesn't) but it's obvious he loves their children and understands what it means to be a dad.

cindie said...

Ooohhhh...I SO hope this is true, but I also tend not to believe things from the Enquirer. Once it's on every website, I'll believe it, but the NE and some Norwegian site I can't translate, I don't. But I do believe that Brad would leave her so soon after the death of her mother, just like he hooked up with, adopted her kids and impregnated Angelina so soon after his split with Jen. Jen has said that he's missing a sensitivity chip and I agree. I haven't respected the man since. On the other hand, respect or not, he sure is nice to look at.

Anonymous said...

I don't know if it's real or not, but I'd be celebrating the day these two split up.

Anonymous said...

Cindie -

here here!!! I agree with you!!! 100%! I could see him leaving Angie so soon too!! He didn't waste any time after leaving Jen, did he now?

And yes, he is very nice to look at!

- Jenn

Anonymous said...

I will be glad if that happens. I really will. I know that they have children together, and her mother just died. That will be very sad indeed. She stole someone's husband though. I cannot stand I mean cannot stand Jen Aniston, but that isn't the point here is it? I guess I am all over the place, but it still warms my heart.

Four OClock said...

Hmmm...breaking news...Brangelina just bought an apartment in East Germany....Here's one link, but you can google several outlets reporting this.

http://toronto.fashion-monitor.com/news.php/Celebrity_Style/2007020808angelina-jolie-pitt

Judi said...
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Judi said...

Why does everyone assume he'd be the one to leave? It's common knowledge that he's more into her than she is into him. That said, I think the article is bogus.

Needed to edit the post...

ponytail said...

Angela knows in her heart that Jen and Brad still love each other and WILL reconcile in the future. He will tend his broken heart and set up half custody with the three kids first. Angie, go back to eatin' pussy.

bionic bunny! said...

hez,
i've been thinking about it while lurking on this site for a couple of weeks, and *gulp* i think i love you!
heh-heh. i have a couple of words stuck in my head from high school latin, and some fun french and creole from visits and mr. buffett.
it makes things more interesting, only getting an occasional word!!
keep up your norweigen (sp?) lessons, my friend!
LOL

Anonymous said...

I hate to be cynical, but I always thought that this relationship would never last.

Brad and Ange single again, that would liven up the gossip columns
:O)

schneefloeckli said...

HTranslation from someone who knows no Norwegian at all but German and some Dutch:

Angelina dumped?

Brad Pitt can't deal with Angelinas jealousy.

Trouble in paradise. One of the sexiest men alive could soon be single.

Morbid jealousy, constantly being followed by the media and taking care of three children... but Brad hasn't done anything yet.

Brad Pitt (43) hasn't done anything without his leader Angelina Jolie (31).

– I can't take it anymore. I wanna be free, Brad told his friend according to the National Enquirer.

Many have been taken aback when it was published that Brad had left Jennifer Aniston (37) for Angelina Jolie, whom he has met at the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. The effect Jennifer still has on him may be part of the reason why Brad wants to leave Angie.

– That he sees many frictions beteewn them. Many of them because of Angelina's jealousy or her behavious towards Brad, tells a source.

Pitt's publisher neither confirmed nor denied these circumstances.

It may not be just wishful thinking, now that Jennifer Aniston is single again... Otherwise, he'll find a shoulder to cry on in this editorial office.


...or something like that...

Anonymous said...

Well, here's an astrological translation of the headlines:

Brad -- as a Sagitarrius, the most laid-back of the Fire Signs -- by nature would not like to be tied down with just one woman. He's the archer who slings many arrows. He may be easy-going (compared to say, Alec Baldwin who is an Aries), but he's still ruled by his heart in most matters because that blood just gets to boiling. It's hard for any woman to hold his interest very long, and it seems as if Angie might have tempted him because she's the EXACT opposite of Jen -- but then, again, no woman can hold his interest for very long, so maybe he's having flashbacks to the way it was.

Angelina - being a Gemini, she is the most self-centered of the Air signs -- can probably be as cold as ice if she chooses or as warm as a blanket on a cold night if she chooses. Gemini also have little "staying power" in relationships -- they lose interest rather quickly. But more than anything else, Angie probably exhibits the "twins" side of Gemini -- she's probably extremely moody and, as said before, doesn't care who's around when she gets in one of her moods. Anyone who has tangled with a Gemini know that they are masters of vocal battles, and their comments can cut you to the quick. They can also be very exciting people. It's just who happens to show up that day.

Now, you have the fire of Sagitarrius being flamed by the air of Gemini -- but is the air blowing cold or is it blowing hot?

Here's what I think: a woman's hormones don't recover from pregnancy for two years. Angie's mother just died. The woman is depressed -- it's only natural -- no fault there. However, she's probably taking her depression out on everyone around her. Geminis just don't care what others think. And she's probably blowing air that's a little too cool on Brad right now. His flame is probably flickering a little bit, and if Angie isn't careful, that vagabond Sagitarrian nature of Brad is going to send him packing. You see, Sagitarrians are great people, but tie them down too long without any appropriate appreciation, and they will whip out of the situation faster than any one else. They are fleet of foot, you see, and they'll put up with a lot of nonsense because of their happy-go-lucky natures, but butt heads too often and they may just take that proverbial Austrialian "walk-about."

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't pay too much attention to the article in the Norwegian weekly. I am Norwegian, and from my experience this magazine is not to be trusted. They usually report items that have trickled down through the usual gossip sites. I have no idea how they got the scoop with Denise Richard's alleged blow snorting on the beach, but it must have been by accident somehow. Norwegian gossip sites/rags can usually print whatever they like since no one in the US pays any attention to it anyway. The gossip is usually 2-3 weeks behind, even though we do have access to the internet.