Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Ever wanted to watch a golden shower? Now is your chance. Kim Kardashian and Ray-J's video is going to be distributed by Vivid who is one of the biggest players in adult films.
Starting February 28th you will be able to see one of Paris' friends doing something that not even Paris has manged to show on tape. Kim, you should be very proud. Now all the guys who dated her after Ray-J will be saying to themselves, "Damn. You mean I could have pissed on her and didn't?"Now, if that is not disgusting enough for you. Imagine Jordan Bratman naked. Turns out Jordan and Christina enjoy lazy Sundays in an entirely different kind of way than envisioned on SNL. They like being naked all day on Sundays. They come home from church and just let it all hang out. See, I would have to go with the watching the golden shower video rather than watching Jordan prance around naked. Yes, I could avert my eyes and see Christina Aguilera also naked and that would be fun. The problem is that I do not understand their relationship. I am convinced that one of them has to have a leash and collar on in the house and if it is Jordan, your eyes are going to wander back over to him. If you are the kind of person who enjoys watching rather than reading, the video of X-Tina discussing it with Ellen is below.





4 comments:

parissucksliterally said...

Kim's a whore, and in serious denial if she thinks otherwise.

I don't care what Xtina and Jordy do...and they should keep it to themselves.

Anonymous said...

agree , they are married , he seems like a stick in the mud , but whatever isnt that marriage in the first place.
Kim is def nothing but a whore.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

My kidneys are bugging me just reading this.

mngddess said...

Christina needs to buy her hubby a chin....