Friday, June 01, 2007

Even More Links

Mel B is going to be on Dancing With The Stars. I think they should get all the Spice Girls for the show.

Gwen Stefani's band and crew were told to get rid of their drugs before crossing into Canada. Hey at least they don't pretend they are clean.

Did you know Josh Hartnett had manly buttocks? Does that mean he has hair all over his ass or is it just the shape that we're talking about here?

Becki Newton and her husband met in a really cool way.

Lindsay Lohan and Howie Day together. Not really, but since they are both at Promises, I'm sure it's just a matter of time or at least the rumors. So, I thought we would start one here just to see what happens. The way dirt diggers work is to check the headlines and links. The next headline will be an experiment and nothing more. Let's see if anyone picks it up. Remember it is just a what if scenario. It has no basis in reality. Simply the kind of fluff that tabloids do to see how gullible we are.

5 comments:

Hez said...

Heh. Howie and Lindsay rumourmongering... That's so Colbert of you. Love it.

PS: I am quite confident Gwen's band had NO trouble re-stocking once they passed through Canada Customs. Although the weed in the T-dot is hella inferior. (Well, everything there is. I blame the ick that is Ben Mulroney.)

Mistik said...

Yet ANOTHER reason to go west, young woman...

Anonymous said...

OMG that is one of the cutest "how we met" stories I've heard in a long time!

and they're both good looking and funny, too.

Anonymous said...

What color is that kettle? It seems to me that the vast majority of the posts on this site are simply snarky comments relating to headlines of other gossip sites and celebrity dresses. Wait! Is there a blind item reveal in my response?

Jerry said...

Howie Day isn't actually rehabbing at Promises. He's renting a one bedroom apartment there so he can meet all the really cool chicks that pass through.