Friday, June 01, 2007

BlackBerry Curve Party

Even the bridesmaids thought it was too ugly.
I thought a mugshot got into the mix. I think Clifton Collins should give some tips to Paris.

I hate the hippie thing, but I am a HUGE fan of this short dress thing.

Star Jones has her blow-up Al doll in that huge monstrosity of a purse. Seriously. I have seen suitcases that are smaller than that purse.

Posted by ent lawyer at 11:42 AM

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9 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:59 AM

    Star keeps her ego in that purse and it's still bursting at the seams.

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  2. Hez12:05 PM

    If Blackberry is so desperate for "stars" that they'll actually invite some melted trash bag who happens to be named Star, they should just drop their new product out of a plane like they did with the turkeys on that episode of WKRP.

    I grow fatigued of watching undeserving a-holes get all the free stuff companies then expect me to covet. It just makes me hate the companies for giving more freebies to rich, entitled, undeserving a-holes. Time for a strategic re-think, Crackberry! Make the bitches PAY!!!

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  3. Hez12:06 PM

    PS: Eva, you're not fooling anyone with that surgical cellulite drape, fat-ass.

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  4. Anonymous12:08 PM

    i once lived in a studio apt. that wasn't as big as star's louie.

    damn.

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  5. Anonymous12:12 PM

    Yeah, that bag is fug for sure ... but Ent, I love me some big bags. We're never going to get along if you can't see the beauty in a (nice!) roomy purse... girl can carry all kinda things in one of those!

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  6. Anonymous12:36 PM

    LV is for poor people.

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  7. Anonymous1:17 PM

    Ohhhhh!!! So there are homeless people in that bag. I see.

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  8. Hez3:20 PM

    Bitchiest thread yet.

    Love it. Golf clap all 'round.

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  9. Unknown8:05 PM

    i can't believe lv would make something so fugly.

    is she loses 50 lbs she could live in it

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