Friday, June 01, 2007

Random Photos Part 2

Jessica Alba's nephew will be taking this photo to show and tell until he's 12. Gotta love the shoes.
I know they aren't a couple, but they are beginning to have that tendency to kind of morph into each other.
Jordan kind of reminds me of Tony Shalhoub in MIB.

You would like death also if you were locked in the cupboard beneath the stairs by your wife. I think we all are good at pretending. It will be our secret. Shhhhh.
"When I'm doing porn, nothing satisfies me more than vitamin energy."

"We wrestle. Come on."
"Wow. If you put one foot in front of the other, you really can walk."
We can't believe they want you to sign eithr Justin.
Jay Mewes all grown up and looks like he wins the award for most swag gained.
Photos courtesy of flynet, justjared, and buzzfoto.

20 comments:

Mistik said...

The photo of Jessica reminds me of an ad campaign that ran last year ... two people on an escalator. It stops. They looked panicked and start screaming.... "Hey, help! We're stuck - get us off this thing!"...

Anonymous said...

I give up who are the couple in the evening attire??

Anonymous said...

Alba's newphew has the adorable Nicole Richie belly. Awwwww cute!

Anonymous said...

Who is that in the photo with HP?

Anonymous said...

jay mewes is HOT!!! where can i find that lol

mookie said...

when did hayden start dating rumer?

Pinky said...

Borat guy is with HP.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I agree 1:03... who the heck are those people?

-JMe

Anonymous said...

Mookie-
Don't you know that the way to prove that you are an insider with insider information is to make gay allegations about everyone?

Be Adequite! said...

Or just be an annoying little shit like you've been on this damn site the last 3 months.

Anonymous said...

Wow Miss "Adequite"... Now that is language fitting of your moniker's inpiration. Maybe detox isn't going so well for you?

amy said...

down people!!

after what jason mewes has been through, he deserves a mighty fine swag bag. he looks fantastic.

Be Adequite! said...

Yeah Dina didn't raise me right Miss "Anonymous"...just quit shitting on everyone's parade ok?

Be Adequite! said...

Wow! THAT'S Jay from Silent Bob? Holy cow!!! Damn that boy's not bad!

Anonymous said...

I think we all are good at pretending. It will be our secret. Shhhhh.

I hear ya Ent, I hear ya.

;)

Hez said...

I think the couple in the formal attire is Jake G's "bff" Austin Nichols and his beard.

I think Avril's husband looks more like the photo of Tony Shalhoub. He must be in the fifth level of hell living with that queen bitch. Betcha he's a cutter. I would be.

And how much to I love the cheesy lamp behind Shalhoub in that photo. My nouveau riche neighbour had a lamp like that (and smoked glass walls in the living room -- proto-Bobby Trendy). The beads of oil used to fascinate me. Now it's just the mind-boggling tackiness. LOVE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

They're not a couple, they're co-stars That's Keala Kennelly, who's a co-star of Austin's in the new HBO show, "John From Cincinnati." Keala, who really is a surfer, has a role on the show. She was just posing with Austin in a few shots. Last night was the premiere for the series.

Anonymous said...

Austin Nichols is Jake Gyllenhaal's very "close" friend.

Anonymous said...

Austin seems like a sweet guy but he recently did an interview making himself out to be an absolute stud around town with the ladies.

I just find it sad people have to trump themselves up to be sluts when they don't have to. To either cover up their real lives or to sell product. It's one of the saddest things about Hollywood.

Anonymous said...

1:18, I bet he was carefully coached by his publicist who was sitting right there during the interview.