Friday, January 09, 2009

It's Called A Phone Number


This is a tale of two Jennifer's so I will try not to confuse you. Jennifer Connelly which is the good actress in our tale gave an interview to Harper's Bazaar in the UK about her new film. I'm not going to plug it because, hell, it is going to be all over everywhere soon, so if you want to see it you can find it. Anyway, Jennifer C filmed this movie with another Jennifer, this one with the last name of Aniston. So, Jennifer C goes into this big production in the interview about how she loved, loved, loved Jennifer Aniston.

"I thought she was such a sweetheart. I've always thought she was very talented and lovely, warm, generous and after the film, I thought, 'Ooh, I want to be her friend. I want to hang out with her.'"

Jennifer C admitted to the magazine that she and Jennifer don't hang out and never have. So, why on earth would you just say the line above? It is like they have to convince the world that everyone got along great on the set and that it was the best experience of their life and that everyone held hands and stood in a circle at the end of filming each day and gave each other a little shoulder massage.

It is only after a couple of years removed from the movie and a bottle of booze in your hand that the real story comes out.

If you get along with someone at work really well and love being with them, you know you are probably going to go ahead and get a phone number from that person so you can call them at home. This is of course not true if the person is your office spouse and they have four kids and a jealous spouse at home. Let's just say lesson learned and leave it at that.

But with Jen and Jen there should be no such limitations, so I'm guessing they hated each other and that Jennifer C thought she was better than Jennifer A (which she is) and was probably ticked off that Jennifer A was getting paid ten times as much to be there (which she probably was). But both of them know how to play the game and will throw out fake smiles and air hugs and the whole world will just want to hang out with them too. Oh, and you can do it for $10 at the movie theatre please.

21 comments:

Jamie's Girl said...

Aniston is smart enough to admire Connelly publicly AND privately. Connelly is a film actress and doesn't really need to admire Aniston privately..

Ror said...

eh...every actor says the same shit while filming anyways.

What else is she going to say about her (on record)?

"That bitch...she kept knocking me in my eye with her huge freakish neanderthal jaw."

Maniston probably paid her to say it anyways.....

NYC2008 said...

"This is of course not true if the person is your office spouse and they have four kids and a jealous spouse at home. Let's just say lesson learned and leave it at that."

HAHAHAHA

Sylvia said...

LOL@ROR

Sylvia said...

It's true every time these actors/actresses come out in films they are always saying how much they admire the person and BS about it.

jax said...

Sorry Jennifer...she's just not that into you.

nancer said...

this makes me like jennifer connelly even more. i think the interpretation is dead on. i always appreciate a woman who can cut another woman to ribbons with a smile on her face and kind words. there's an art to it. she's mastered it.

Jewels said...

Jax made me SOL (snort out loud!)

sandman said...

more importantly, what happened to her boobs?

palealebrew10 said...

It seems like there are more and more feuds on set to be had recently(or they were just kept under wraps really well by publicists..)

Reese&Vince, Penelope&Scarlett, Anne&Kate H...the list continues.

But yeah, Jennifer C. wins the talent and beauty award there. Sorry Aniston.

lux said...

i think you are reading too much into it cause you hate jennifer aniston. If it was any other two actresses you wouldn't notice or even give a f**k.


I like both Jennifers and I don't see what the big deal is about what Jen C said.

Paisley said...

Didn't these two have a fight about a Marie Claire cover shoot?

http://www.popcrunch.com/jennifer-connelly-jennifer-aniston-marie-claire-magazine-cover-fallout/

selenakyle said...

The EFF if I'll ever pay to see any JA movies or any other theater movies for a long time.

Last month we saw one at a brand-new theater that can't be bothered to even pop their own GD popcorn so it was some store-bought bullshit that got hubby so sick he crapped his brains out and puked up blood that night.

So eff theater movies. I'm happy getting 'em mailed to me in a little red envelope.

selenakyle said...

sandman is right (and funny!)--what did happen to JC's boobs?

My ex always said she had the best rack in Hollywood but now they're just...gone?

Mooshki said...

Jennifer Connelly has lost a lot of weight recently. Paul B. said it's because of stress over her dad's death. :(

bionic bunny! said...

i think her hubby is slightly delusional. she's lost WAY too much weight to chalk it up to just stress and mourning. i'd be a lot more concerned. in fact, i AM.

and if jen c. were from south of the mason/dixon line, she'd merely have said "well, bless her heart!"

Sj said...

So, I went to read the actual article-JC didn't mention to the magazine that she and JA don't hang out and never have hung out.

Here's the magazine scan: http://img163.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=58713_scan0006_122_843lo.jpg#

I agree with what lux said, it's just because ENT hates JA and wants to see it that way

Sj said...

Oh, and 10 bucks says that come the day of the premier, ENT's gonna pick the worst photo of JA and JC together and say that they're faking it and can't wait to stab each other when the cameras aren't flashing

mabel said...

I remember the Marie Claire thing. Maniston was beyotch and cut Connelly out of the cover. I think there was a larger article at Gawker or Jossip.

becki626 said...

Maybe the real rub is Jennifer C.
regrets getting her hatchet nose job years ago.Check out Career Opportunities' for Jen C. au natural. Then she sees Jen A with all that fame and glory and huge paycheck and she still kept that Greek schnoz.It just aint fair!

Stacey said...

First of all, JC definitely did not have a nose job. I saw the "proof" of that which was the most ridiculous thing ever, aka comparing photos of her when she was 15 and when she was 35, and photos where she has a huge smile vs no smile (go look in the mirror it completely changes your nose). She did not have a nose job, period.

Also after reading Stephen Huvane's non-denial denial about that Marie Claire thing, in which he basically admitted that Aniston did have an opinion about who was in the cover with her, I think that the situation is this: Aniston really was insecure about being photographed next to Connelly and did not want her on the cover. However I'm sure she was nice as pie during filming the movie. JC had said nice things about Aniston, and that she enjoyed working on the movie, way before the Marie Claire thing happened. I think JC genuinely had a good time working on the movie. But she doesn't realize that Aniston is jealous and two-faced. She's done things before, like sabotaging Reese Witherspoon on Friends, etc.