Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which paunchy Hollywood star, with a taste for eastern European hookers, makes his poor overworked PA book him different girls every day of the week during trips abroad?

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seriously, how difficult is it to book a hooker?

califblondy said...

Paunch sounds like Jack, but I thought he was slowing down sex-wise? Maybe he just talks to the hookers?

mooshki said...

Jack doesn't need hookers, does he? He seems to have an endless supply of young, hot p*ssy.

Molly said...

how do we know those girls on the boat weren't hookers?

who is paunchy?

jack
russell crowe
ben affleck
philip seymour hoffman

Dijea said...

First thought was Jack.

jax said...

it was Jack before i finished reading.

Sinjin said...

Ya'll forgot Val Kilmer on the beach. Eww.

mooshki said...

Molly, I don't, but I've seen video of hotties going up to him and hitting on him. But of course, pros are easier to get rid of once the deed is done.

David D. said...

Jack. Who knows, he may need hookers to change his Depends.

Molly said...

mooshki, if i live to be a hundred i'll never get that. i don't think i could eat if he was sitting at the same table, let alone have him touch me. the guy just grosses me out.

maybe the hotties are hoping for some dough. or some dope. or both.

mooshki said...

Molly, yes, those, and an introduction to any casting directors he may know.

mooshki said...

p.s. If you were 100, he might actually be looking kind of tasty! ;)

Molly said...

only if i couldn't reach dr. kevorkian....lol.

littleoleme said...

As much as I hate to say this - John Cusack. If you've seen himn lately the boy has put on a few pounds.

Molly said...

littleoleme, yea, and i saw a pic of richard gere the other day and he's looking a bit pudgy, too. there was a muffin roll at the waist. eeewwww!

PotPourri said...

I'm thinking Ricky Gervaise

mooshki said...

I think Carey Lowell has Richard Gere on as tight a leash as Melanie does Antonio, lol.

Unknown said...

Penn

Impertinent Vixen said...

nic cage.

Unknown said...

my FIRST thought in the FIRST sentence was hugh grant, plus its a daily mirror blind item, so its probably someone english........

J said...

paunchy?...jason alexander...lmao

xoApril said...

alec baldwin?

Idontwantaf*ckingblog said...

I'm going with John Cusack. He's made a number of films in Eastern Europe the last few years.

Heather Matthews said...

James Gandolfini? maybe he's not really a Hollywood star?

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