Quick Hits
Lourdes Goes To School - Apparently Madonna's daughter Lourdes DeLeon has decided that she doesn't want to be a crap actress like her mother and so has enrolled in the Manhattan Professional Children's School which has seen Sarah Jessica Parker and Scarlett Johansson also pass through its doors. Well, judging by their results, I guess maybe there is still a chance she will be just as bad as her mom.
Fourth Time Is A Charm - Gary Oldman got married over the weekend for the fourth time. I mean at some point the odds are that one of his marriages will stick. If not this one than at some point as he is closer to death I'm sure one will go the distance. Gary married Alexandra Edenborough who is a jazz singer. She is 31 and Gary is 50 and thus violates my unwritten rule that you should never marry someone who had a drivers license before you were born.
Jessica Got Married? - Apparently the Dallas Cowboys Wives Cookbook needs a boost in sales. Despite the fact that Jessica Simpson is neither a wife or even engaged to a Cowboys player, she was invited to submit recipes for the new cookbook. I'm sure all of the other girlfriends of Cowboys players are now pretty upset why they were not included in the book. In case you were wondering what kind of meals Jessica actually has decided to foist on the world, they are Banana Breakfast Smoothies and No Fat Broccoli And Cherry Tomatoes. Didn't realize the latter vegetables had fat in them and that if they did that Jessica Simpson had discovered the chemical formula to remove said fat.
The Stork Didn't Cut It - Carrie Underwood decided that she didn't want to be dating Dr. Travis Stork. I think it may have something to do with the jokes she would have heard for the rest of her life. Instead she has set her eyes on NHL player Mike Fisher who plays for the Ottawa Senators. Carrie was seen in his private box during a recent game with members of his family. Yeah, I'm sure it will last.
11 comments:
Why am I not surprised that Jessica submitted one of the least appetizing recipes I've ever heard of?
Forget acting lessons, what Lourdes needs most is some electrolysis. (Sorry, but it's true.)
Which recipe Mooshki? They both sound icky and like anyone with 1/2a semester of Home Ec could come up with them!
My brother-in-law is married to wife number five. Hubby and I always joke that at least he's not afraid of commitment.
Kristen, I love bananas, so #2. :)
"Carrie was seen in his private box..".
Any pics of him in HER private box?!?
C'mon man! !
*carrie stork*....hehe...
I think Lourdes is just Leon (no De).
(ahem) I do not appreciate the photo of Jimmy Rollins, shortstop for the WORLD SERIES CHAMPION PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES getting hit in the face.....
heh
Yes, Why DOESN'T Lola get that unabrow and moustache worked on? Mummy won't allow it?
She has my permisso to
rebel on this one.
Wonder if Madge has a microchip
secretly implanted in her so she can be tracked
when she's out of her clutches.
ah, i think dr. stork is kinda cute, but he REALLY should have chosen OB/GYN as his specialty.
and, really, guys, give jess some credit. i expected rice krispy treats and tuna casserole (actually, i would kill for some tuna casserole. mr. bunny can't stand it or the smell of canned tuna, claims "he's allergic". the man has to have SOME faults, i guess!)
I was expecting JS to include whatever pie it is (NOT pumpkin) that she can bake that Tony likes. Can't remember the name and don't feel like going back in old postings to look.
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