Random Photos Part One
Alyssa Milano is getting married and it isn't to a baseball player. Shocker I know. Instead she is getting married to this guy. He's an agent. This photo was actually taken the night before he proposed. He does look like he is sweating a bit. Probably hoping they didn't get into some horrible fight and then have his plans shattered. You want to see a guy kissing some ass, go out with him the night before he proposes.
"So, there I was in the shower after we had sex the other night and my willy just fell right off."
I have to admit it. Christina Aguilera actually looks pretty here.
I bet you think I am going to say Courteney Cox looks like crap or something, but you know what? The I didn't dry my hair before I went out to lunch look seems to work for her ok here.
Cameron Diaz off to visit her future in-laws.
Wow. Can you say fake tan and some blond highlights? Damn. You know he is getting divorced because he thinks this will make him look more attractive to the ladies I guess. Makes me just want to laugh and laugh.
Hugh Jackman with his Something About Mary hair.
"Hmmm. Apparently I am supposed to put this metal object in my hand into the opening. Is this what an 'everyday person' does?"
Yeah. You can see Jim Carrey just working that string out inch by inch.
Yeah, well your kids won't be smiling when their teacher reads aloud their ridiculous names the first day of school.
Holding hands never seemed more cold.
No Verne Troyer today, but someone almost as scary. LaToya Jackson who is also on Celebrity Big Brother says the Jackson 5 will definitely tour very soon. Yeah, like they would tell her.
I have decided that Lindsay Lohan won the fight with Samantha Ronson. I just think Lindsay would kick her ass.
Yeah, this will make me want to buy LV purses. At least the bag draws my eyes away from the horror Madonna is attempting to show me.
Just because it has been awhile since Penelope Cruz has been in the photos.
Rip Torn plead not guilty to drunk driving. He was apparently driving on the shoulder of the road with a Christmas tree tied to the roof of his car. Well everyone knows you need a nip or two when you are buying a Christmas tree. Things are expensive.
And they still haven't cut his hair.
Sean Penn looks thrilled to be kissed by Josh Brolin. Look at the death grip on the shoulder. Sean's nails are turning blue.
What every woman wears to a soccer game.
