Monday, January 05, 2009

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which overrated celeb chucked a ham sandwich at an assistant for being on the "wrong sort of white bread"?

26 comments:

HannahPalindrome said...

You can Impeach a Ham Sandwich...

FrenchGirl said...

maria carey?

Ror said...

Roseanne Barr? She sure loves her some pork products.

And married a few too!

I'm just sayin'....

Sean said...

It's Daily Mirror, so someone British. Russell Brand?

Anonymous said...

LOL@Ror

ms_wonderland said...

Nothing worse than having your assistant on the wrong sort of bread.......

Judi said...

RBrand sounds good. Or maybe GRamsay?

Judi said...

LOL, Ms. W!

mooshki said...

I first read it as "for being the 'wrong sort of white bread,'" in other words, that the asst. was a bad honky.

FitwithLizzie said...

Mama Cass?

J said...

star jones?

Seachica said...

I took it as the star is white bread, and the star wanted the assistant on him. But that's assuming "white bread" has the slang meaning in the UK that it has here.

Anonymous said...

How about Dane Cook? (I think RB is vegetarian.)

Anonymous said...

Woops! Forgot it's Daily Mail, so probably NOT Dane Cook. (Shoot. And my first post, too!)

mooshki said...

AnnMarie, who cares if your guess is wrong, it's funny, and that's all that matters! ;)

dollface said...
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Idontwantaf*ckingblog said...

Can't be Brand. He's a vegetarian.

Unknown said...

Victoria Beck"ham"? Snigger... but she doesn't eat.

Amber said...

Why does everyone think that Russel Brand is some rude bitch? A sexual deviant maybe, but I don't think his manners are that bad lol

Sean said...

"Why does everyone think that Russel Brand is some rude bitch? A sexual deviant maybe, but I don't think his manners are that bad lol"


Only Brit I could think of off the top of my head. Not really much of a country these days.

bionic bunny! said...

alright, i just snorted dirty martini out of my nose, TWICE!! the blind was funny enough, but y'all are really on your game today!!

would camilla be considered a celeb?? 'cause i'd pay to see that!
"duck, charles, love, i'm having a throw at the maid".

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Sharon Osborne. It wouldn't be the first time she's thrown a ham at someone.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Mooshki! : )

shakey said...

lol @ bunny!

c17 said...

WTF? Was said celeb looking for the "Wonder Bread" label? Whoever it is needs a smack upside the head.

Pink Skull said...

All of them.

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