Friday, January 09, 2009

Why Did He Bring The Knife?


I will say one thing about the French. Say what you will but they have been giving some good gossip lately. I don't know who in the hell most of these people are, but they are really good stories though. So, last night this French actor named Samy Naceri. Yeah, I have never heard of him either but apparently he is 47 and has won some awards, most recently for a movie named Indigenes for which he won Best Actor at Cannes. So, that is kind of a big deal. I mean it is not like he had forever to live down a role in Another 9 1/2 Weeks. Oh, yeah. Wait. He was in that too.

Anyway, Samy went to a bar last night and met his ex-girlfriend and one of her girlfriends. Apparently some things were said and instead of hashing out in public in front of everyone the three of them decided to go into a bathroom together. Hey, I don't know if they were going to have some kind of make up sex Russell Brand style or what. Anyway, while the three of them were in the bathroom, the two women called a guy on the phone and he came over and then went into the bathroom too. By this time of course the patrons were just using the alley or the front sidewalk as their urinal.

When the guy showed up, our actor proceeded to take out a knife and stabbed him. Our actor then went home. Umm. Yeah. Usually when you stab someone, the police come find you. They found Samy at home and arrested him. However, he didn't have to go to jail. Nooo. Apparently Samy has a liver problem so they just took him to the hospital instead. The police did charge him with attempted murder though before they asked for his autograph. I'm guessing he knew he was going to use that knife that night. Either on his ex-girlfriend or someone.

The stabbing victim is fine and managed to have a glass of wine and have sex with both women before he went to the hospital.

8 comments:

Ror said...

Well duh! It's obvious the dude did a "missed and pissed" on the guys pant leg and shoe.

I've lost count of how many guys I've stabbed in the john over this.

Lisa said...

" The stabbing victim is fine and managed to have a glass of wine and have sex with both women before he went to the hospital."

Nuh-Uh! Are you making that up Enty? But then again, it is the French.

lyz said...

So, I'm thinking the 3 of them needed more drugs and called thier friendly dealer...who was then stabbed b/c he took too long to get there....

Sylvia said...

LOL

AprilinParis said...

Sigh ......Samy Naceri used to be soo hot. Like 15 years ago and before all of the coke. He did some buddy-flicks about a sort of round-the-way type of dude from, like, Marseilles or some place like that and which at the time was a HUGE hit in France; all of the dudes wanted to be like the character in the film, drive his souped up car and have his on-screen girlfriend. I think he's cut a lot of slack because they probably still identify (or think that they identify) with that character. He's always being caught with drugs on him and I'm sure that was the reason they all went to the bathroom together (well, that and some coke-fueled group sex). Why he still gets work is beyond me; he's so gross now.

selenakyle said...

Lisa, you took the Nuh-Uh! right outta my mouth.

This is some funny shit.

And look at the dude--looks like he's been in a few scrapes with the sharp side of a knife a time or two his own damn self.

jax said...

my apologies to William Petersen for mistaking him for this unfortunate stab happy bastard.

bionic bunny! said...

oh, those zany french!