Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Sinning Again, But This Was Bugging Me


Last week when Lindsay Lohan's assistant wrecked Lindsay's Maserati, I was thinking to myself that her leggings must be doing much better than I thought for her to be able to afford that car. Yes, it could be a lease, but she already leases a Mercedes and she doesn't have that much income. Lets face it, there is only so much that one woman can take from another woman's purse before she catches on. A Maserati payment is likely to be noticed.

Well, TMZ asked themselves the same damn question and they found the answer. See what happens when you actually do this for a living instead of as a hobby. They tracked down the actual owner of the car. You won't know who he is, but he is one of the bigger porn kings in LA. That is all he does is produce XXX porn. No soft porn for Cinemax or shadows and lights, just hard porn. It is very interesting that he let Lindsay just borrow the car and is paying to have it fixed and going to let her continue borrowing it. TMZ says there is no XXX trade off in all this, but I'm wondering if there isn't some other kind of trade off involved in all of this.

A brand new $115,000 car and you are letting Lindsay Lohan borrow it? Now, I am no stranger to letting people borrow a car as long time readers of the blog know, but it is generally limited to very good friends and the dollar value of the vehicle is much, much lower. They also haven't been arrested for DUI or been on a high speed chase.

I can't decide if the guy is hoping for Lindsay in a porn, or if she is sleeping with him or he wants Sam to DJ a party for him. The photos are courtesy of TMZ.

16 comments:

Gayla said...

Yeah, I think EVERYONE was asking themselves that question. TMZ took one for the team and bothered to care long enough to find out, is all.

McDooks said...

I'll bet 5 bucks she is getting drugs and car privileges in exchange for sex. With the hopes that he can convince her (or wait until she is desperate enough) to go on film for him.

Moosefan said...

I am just waiting for the "One Night in Lindsay" (ew I just threw up in my mouth a bit) video to come out. Then Dina can go and blame everyone for her daughter being a ho and getting caught on tape. Nasty ass Lohans...

Quintessential Southerner said...

she's exchanging sex for things, money, etc.

mngddess said...

Yuck....

I was in Santa Monica when she had that accident a couple years ago IN Santa Monica and almost killed people. She is a tragedy waiting to happen. If she doesn't change she's gonna end up being somebody's bitch is the womens' penitentiary system.

emailchallenged said...

i agree there has to be a drug/sex link in all this, maybe lindsey is a dealer, nah she's not that smart, and she would use the whole supply,

Emobacca said...

Denise Richards working as a escort is innocent compared to what is probably going on here

lutefisk said...

She is not too bright, & I have a feeling if there has been a sexual exchange going on, Mr. Porn King may have been taping her all along.
Maybe he has been lending her out as a date for movie investors..who knows, but no one just lends out cars like that, without a return exchange.

DNfromMN said...

Definitely a sex-for-benefits going on. At least we know how she's managed to stay off the peen while with Samantha, she gets paid for it.

This doesn't happen to answer any blinds does it?

Bad Fish said...

Not only is she probably sleeping with him but I'm sure there's at least one "private" tape out of it now. And I'm sure she either naively believes it will never ever ever get out...or she's hoping it will.

AnnMarie said...

I don't know about all these theories.
He could just be one of those rabid "Georgia Rule" fans you're always hearing about.

Sporky said...

LOL @ AnnMarie!

Possible names for Lindsay's porn:

"Peen Girls"

"Let's Blow This Firecrotch"

jax said...

...or maybe she's getting paid just to drive the car and get buddy's name in the papers?

it worked.

Dschingis said...

i´d let her borrow mine too. to get some/a lot of press coverage for a car i do not drive anyway.

The title suggestion: "gay until broke."


oooh the poor assistant who crashed the car, must be an extra in the next ten movies. you know, apllying makeup on body parts. at least.

ardleigh said...

Maybe she's a "talent" scout for him. She hooks him up with people in order to get blow and a ride.
Wait--- maybe she's into something like that blind where she's got a "new job" as a domantrix. It would explain how she shops without income.

shakey said...

Maybe she loans out Dina to him.