Monday, April 27, 2009

Today's Blind Items

Friday night at The Grove. Movie theatre is packed to see Obsessed. The lights are down, the movie is about half way, when a cell phone stars ringing. Not vibrating, but ringing. One of those really loud ringing ones for people who like to hear it from a mile away. Everyone is looking around to see who the culprit is. This used to be an A list, Oscar nominated movie actress who now really doesn't work except for keeping her husband glued to her, starts digging through her purse. It is still ringing. She finally gets the phone out of the purse. What would you do if this were you? You would turn it off. Our actress, says, "Hello." And then has a one minute conversation before hanging up. Yeah, I can't wait to see her at the premiere of the next movie her husband does, and get everyone to start talking on their cell phones.

43 comments:

DNfromMN said...

Former A-List, Oscar nom actress w/ famous actor husband who has bad taste and no tact.

Sharon Stone except for the husband, dangit.

stumped.

Sylvia said...

lol

Whoever the idiot is should have gone outside instead of talking like if they were at their own place.

SkittleKitty said...

Melanie Griffith--attached to Antonio.

Julia said...

Melanie was my first thought too.

Charity said...

Definitely Melanie Griffith.

figgy said...

SkittleKitty--absolutely! She came to mind immediately. God she's a skank.

nancer said...

whenever i hear 'glued to her husband' and apparently he's the only one making movies in the BI too, it screams melanie and antonio. she's such a bitch.

pomme said...

i'm with Melanie Griffith team!

Karmen said...

SkittleKitty - nice job!

Melanie Griffith ftw.

I always thought Antonio was too hot for her.

Cheryl said...

Antonio IS too hot for her and that always equals trouble and bad plastic surgery. Just ask Victoria Beckham or Fergie.

Cheryl said...

And in case anyone has forgotten, the Oscar nomination was for Working Girl.

kai said...

melanie griffith. poor woman, not very well in the head

Quintessential Southerner said...

i'm surprised that she did not have enough sense to NOT see 'obsessed'. that's what gets me?!.

Grace said...

The only reason Antonio Banderas stays wtih Melanie, the drug addict, who also lights up her daughter's ciggies, the same daughter who went to rehab, is because of THEIR daughter they had together.

jax said...

i've said this before but it still applies....my mom refers to Melanie as the one 'who looks like she smells.....down there"

LOL.

i agree Mom.

A said...

I saw Melanie at the Grove on Friday night, standing in front of the theatre taking pictures with a couple fans.

She does NOT look good.

Ernestine said...

I. HATE. IT. WHEN. PEOPLE. DO. THAT!!!!!!!!

If you're going to talk during a movie, stay the hell home. Thanks. I seriously rarely go out to see a movie anymore, because there's always some jackhole yammering on his cellphone or some clueless elderly person asking "WHAT? WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?" and it just fucking ruins the whole experience. It really is so goddamn distracting -- like a tapping faucet, or some kid thwack-thwack-thwacking his pencil against a paper during a test. Arrrgh! INFURIATING.

So...Netflix is a gorgeous thing. I'm never going to a theater again. Except maybe to see that new Star Trek movie. I dunno.

Anyway, yeah. It's Melanie. The thingie about being practically symbiotic with her husband gave it away. Ugh. She's so classy.

I just don't get it -- how in the holy hell are she and Tippi Hedren related?! It's as if they're not even of the same species, let alone mother and daughter! Seriously.

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