Thursday, January 20, 2011

Today's Blind Items

This almost A list always foreign born movie actor was dining at a restaurant two nights ago with his B list movie actress significant other. When our actor saw who was serving them, our actor told his significant other they could ask for another waiter because it turns out our actor had slept with the waiter. His significant other replied, "Oh, its ok, I slept with him too."

52 comments:

RocketQueen said...

Javier Bardem?

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

What RQ said^.

Lady J said...

no idea but hahahaha

Majik said...

Shatner *giggle*

nunaurbiz said...

LOL!

bitterella said...

jude law? i guess it's pushing it to call sienna miller b-list, tho...

funkyniblets said...

Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz?

nichole said...

I was thinking Jude and Sienna as well

MontanaMarriott said...

Bi actors, Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem are good but isn't Penelope Cruz an Oscar winner thus making her A list?

Ellen said...

Javier Bardem is a good guess, only isn't Penelope Cruz A list since she's Oscar nominated? This one is funny no matter who it is!

nunaurbiz said...

Also, it doesn't say actress is foreign born. If that's not a slip, then she must be American.

lalou1970 said...

Javier is A-list as well. Won for the Cohen Brothers movie, No Country for Old Men. Weisz may have won for The Constant Gardner, if memory serves me correctly.

story said...

Alexander Skaarsgard/Kate Bosworth?

Mooshki said...

Winning an Oscar does not automatically make you A-list for Enty's scale.

noel said...

I wonder if they asked the waiter to go home with them... or who the waiter thought was the best in bed?


Hey, you have to admire the honesty!!

L said...

Good guess, Story!

pomme said...

jude law /sienna miller?

L said...

Oh...except that Skarsgard is big now on TV, and the blind sas movie actor. Hmmm.

Ms Cool said...

Antonio Banderas/Melanie Griffith.

sunnyside1213 said...

That waiter gets around.

feraltart said...

I agree with Ms Cool.

Angela said...

There have been rumors about Bardem being gay but also about Cruz playing for the other team (remember that she "dated" Tom Cruise). I don't buy her sleeping with random dudes in LA. Besides, Cruz would rank at least as high as Bardem.

Also not...
- Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher, both foreigners
- Hugh Jackman and his non-acting wife
- Hayden Christensen (even if he's Canadian) and Rachel Bilson (more TV than movies)

Anyway, I'm thinking about a Canadian, an Australian or a Brit.

shakey said...

The wording made me laugh because I read it as "always foreign born".

Too bad Ashton is American. My first thought was Javier, but I would have put Penelope as A list myself.

Pookie said...

shakey, i read it the same way too!

i like Story's askars/bosworth guess. *jumps on train*

blondegossip said...

my first thought was antonio & melanie as well...

RJ said...

I'd like to see this waiter, he must be a real looker!

story said...

My other guess would be Tom Hardy/Lindsay Lohan. Have read Tom is bisexual, but so is Skaarsgard.

Tim said...

Hugh Dancy and Claire Danes?

ardleigh said...

Wow, I have no idea for a guess. I just wonder what they left the waiter as a tip.

Cecilia00 said...

Bloom and Kerr?

trinnean said...

Bluh. Does this sound to anyone else like a well-adjusted couple just having a nice night out? He's not only forthcoming enough to reveal to her that he slept with the waiter (he's open and honest, and she doesn't seem to care about his past dalliances). Then she, in my opinion, makes a silly joke to ease his anxiety and goes, "Oh haha! I did too!" I don't think she really did (though he may have). I think whoever overheard this probably took it the wrong way.

MadLyb said...

This one made me laugh. They must have a pretty open relationship to be able to admit that to one another. My guess is jumping on someone else's guess - Skarsgard and Bosworth.

My first thought was Bardem/Cruz, but as others have commented here, she's likely A List or at least B+. If the waiter were a hermaphrodite, I'd go with this guess, though. Can't see either of them having a one night stand with someone of the opposite sex, but I could be wrong.

nancer said...

i think penelope cruz is solid A list and bardem has an oscar too. i think they're both 'too A' for this couple.

Basil said...

I have no idea who the couple is, but I wonder if the waiter was uncomfortable? Either way, it's a pretty good story and whoever the couple is sound like they have their heads firmly on their shoulders. Good for them.

ETA, I hope they left the waiter a good tip.

ea73 said...

Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz got married, right? So I'd doubt this is them, even if Penelope Cruz weren't at least B+, because Enty would likely have written his "wife" instead of significant other.

Still mulling over other guesses...

RocketQueen said...

Off topic, but did anyone else watch Law and Order :SVU last night and notice how WHITE Gloria Reuben has become? It was almost mask-like and immediately I thought of a recent blind about an actress who is bleaching her skin - anyone?

BigMama said...

those crazy kids from the twilight movies????

Lisa said...

Could it be Michael Sheen and Rachel McAdams?? Would he be considered A list?

anna said...

maybe its adam rodriquez and canada singer melanie fiona.

Momster said...

Ooooohh. . .that's an interesting guess, Lisa. Whether Sheen is a-list and McAdams b-list I have no idea.

Jackie said...

I like Cecilia's guess of Bloom/Kerr. He would be A for Pirates of the Carribean. Don't know about her though. And I always got an iffy vibe from him.

Tatyana said...

I would go out on a limb (OK, not really ;) and say it's a fake. Inspired by a TV show rerun most probably.

Melanie said...

Angela - Hugh Jackmans wife Deborah Furness is an actress, mainly in australia though.

ms snarky said...

I decided to think of this by country....so for Canadians -

Jim Carrey
Hayden Christensen
Ryan Gosling
Keanu Reeves
Ryan Reynolds

I have to say, any one of them could be a possibility.

ms snarky said...

British actors -
Paul Bettany
Sacha Baron Cohen
Daniel Craig
Colin Firth - please no, no!!!!!
Jude Law
Mike Myers
Clive Owen
Daniel Radcliffe
Alan Rickman

Beth said...

One of the funniest things I've read on this blog in a long time--thanks for the Friday funny! I have no clue to the answers though.

Felix said...

Some folks are combining item 1 and 2; this is not about a Latin man or woman, per se. The actor plays "foreign born," not necesarily is foreign born. Like Martin Sheen is Latino, but plays Irish.

ms snarky said...

@Felix -
I think Enty meant "foreign born always movie actor" not "always foreign born movie actor" like the blind says.

MCH said...

I read it as almost A list always //foreign born //movie actor

Rachel said...

naomi watts and liev schrieber

Sue's recipes said...

Kerr is not a movie actress. She's a model. And two nights ago or thereabouts, she was having a baby.

Gabby said...

It would help if the sentence was grammatically correct, because as previous posters have shown, it completely changes the possibilities of the couple...