Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Superman & Lindsay Lohan


According to reports from Lindsay Lohan's people she is in talks to star in the new version of Superman. TMZ tried to call Warner Brothers but they would not respond to the question. Probably because they are freaking out. The last thing they probably want is for Lindsay Lohan to be associated with this movie. Sure, she could realistically play a jewel thief or stripper who dies mysteriously or Hooker #4 or something like that, but more than that and you are just asking for trouble. Apparently these talks are serious and Lindsay is very close to landing it but will probably blame her impending charge of felony grand theft when she does not land the part. Lindsay is convinced this prosecutor is out to get her and that Lindsay is not to blame for anything. She never is.

33 comments:

iheartjacksparrow said...

She will never be in this film. The production company wouldn't be able to get completion insurance if she was part of the cast.

BigMama said...

another "huge" movie I potentially won't be seeing....

btw, she was scary awful in Machete. Not that Machete was supposed to be a great work of art, but when you make camp seem worse than you really suck on a spectacular level

RocketQueen said...

Hahaha! Bitch, please. You are not being considered for anything.

looserdude said...

Lindsay will play the Superman arch nemesis Cracky Ducklips. Her super power will be the ability to delude huge numbers of people that she is relevant as something other than a punchline.

timebob said...

how clever just talk up huge franchise movies like you are still a movie star.

If that wench gets anywhere near my Henry Cavill I will pull her nasty hair extensions out.

Kate said...

Who would seriously hire someone with potentially two looming stays in jail (if convicted) for the assault on that lady in rehab and for grand theft...you might as well scrap the movie from day one if that's the case.

caydian said...

Don't go selling Lindsay short! She could be in charge of the Honey Wagons.

She could act the sh*t out of a gig like that!

weezy said...

I don't think she's insureable (sp?) let alone capable of showing up on time for this project. This ADA is tough and clearly intends to convict Lohan.

chopchop said...

looserdude me me spit out mt Diet Coke.

chopchop said...

*my*

Cecilia00 said...

What a joke, LOL

Let me guess who TMZ's "source" is.
And if they even are giving her the time of day - they are incredibly stupid.

parissucksliterally said...

no one will insure her. Dina, everyone knows this- stop spreading pathetic lies.

sunnyside1213 said...

I saw Machete and it was so forgettable, I don't remember what it was about.

soju addict said...

She is a joke. It really baffles my mind how someone can be so f-ed up and not take any responsibility for it. If this is true I'm not going to watch this movie. At this point, she should only be allowed to be in soft core late night shows.

Mooshki said...

Can you imagine what the insurance cost on this film is without her involvement? Eh, this is another White Oprah stunt to get her name in the funny pages, and as usual, we bit. :)

MISCH said...

I personally think she orchestrated this little theft just to get some attention, well maybe not .....but no one really is paying all that much attention to her since she got out of rehab...
Oh and on this film.....hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

libby said...

Lindsay can only get work in independent films to dodge the insurance issue. When I say independent, I mean two guys, a camera, and no film permits. There's an old term for that kind of filming--when you're constantly dodging the authorities, I can't think of it right now.

But seriously, a production with the budget of "Superman" CANNOT be flexible in any way once the shoot is planned. It will be a long one, too, and what if she had a bender? NO WAY they are close to considering her for this.

If Lindsay had never cracked out, if she still had her natural lips and had had all these years of acting experience as an adult, she could have been an excellent Lois Lane, in the Margot Kidder style. JMO

selenakyle said...

Ha ha haaaaaa, looserdude! Good one!

Jenny said...

Please tell me why the tabloids are willing to print Dina's "stories" as truth. Does she have more dirt on them than they do on her?

weezy said...

Maybe Dina's floating this story to make Lindsay look employable so someone, anyone, will advance them some money to pay her lawyer.

pomme said...

If it's a crackhead Superman,i guess she might be a crackhead Lois Lane but i want THE FIGHTER's Dicky Ecklund as Superman with Quentin Tarantino as director

Moosefan said...

That little tremble tremble that yall just felt was my falling down the wall with a Nancy Kerrigan old school cry of "WWWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYY".
I swear that she is a toxic as a case of Ebola in the back of a Ford Pinto being driven by a blind meth head.

feraltart said...

soju addict, please don't ruin my soft core late night shows; my husband works away a lot and sometimes that is all I have.

Mango said...

If the folks behind this movie have any sense they'd hesitate to hire Lindsay to play "pedestrian looking startled and pointing at sky", but this bitch keeps getting chances for some unholy reason.

Incidentally, the perspective in that Superman drawing is all wrong. His head and neck look to be about about a half-foot behind his body. Like Clark Kent is wearing a red sweater and standing behind a Superman costume.

janine said...

I figured this was some gambit to stay out of jail, so that she can go into court and say "I have to be able to work!"

libby said...

I like weezy's theory, LL's looking hyper-employable could persuade LL's lawyer to work without payment for now, OR to get a loan for the lawyer from someone else.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Oh please.
The only "connection" Blohan can have with *any* Superman production is the fact that her initials are LL. (Superman trivia)
Unless of course they're doing a "Bizzaro world" sequence.
Then she'd be perfect without much makeup.

Gary T. Burnaska said...

Good God, I hope Lohan is not in this film. We need a GOOD Superman movie, Lohan will not make this film good.

MCH said...

And now TMZ is reporting that a mobile tanning company is suing her for her failure to pay over $40k in tanning charges.

I'm seriously wondering about all these companies that offer the stars the services up front without payment. Don't they get tired of getting burned? Is Lindsay even good "exposure" for their company? She always looks orange.

ardleigh said...

LILO allow me to introduce you to Sean Young. Good? Now let's talk CATWOMAN.

(EYE ROLE)

shakey said...

Maybe she should ask Vince the Slapchop guy if he has anything she can be in.

I used to feel sorry for her. Now I don't care. I really, really hope she goes to jail for at least months at a time this time. She needs to know her actions have consequences.

MISCH said...

She appears in court today at 4:30 EST, lets see what happens....I'm guessing nothing but maybe they'll surprise me.

Mooshki said...

Ooh, good theory, janine!