Friday, April 22, 2011

Four For Friday

#1 & #2 - This one is kind of complicated. Two male movie actors in the same family. One is A list, the other B- list. The B- list actor is married. The A list actor is married. The A list actor has been having sex with the wife of his brother the B lister forever. No one knew until the other night. Apparently the wife of the B lister got hammered the other night and started arguing with her husband and let that little gem of knowledge out. At a party.

#1 - A lister
#2 - B- lister

#3 - What former A+ lister and now still a B list movie actor made his children sign confidentiality agreements so they would not reveal anything about his life, their life, or anything they know. That is a very trusting father.

#4 - What High School Musical star slept with five different people from the show?

76 comments:

shiny_special_one said...

#3: Mel Gibson

blondegossip said...

#3 I'm going w/Tom Cruise.

Ida Blankenship said...

1&2) I have no idea, but I'll be the first to say it: Ben and Casey Affleck.

3) Couchjumper McXenu, duh.

4) I vote for Tisdale, because I only know of three people from that movie, and she's the only one who wasn't attached at the time. I think? Hell, I dunno.

Sorry for my non-help, guys. Take it away!

KiKi said...

For Number One I'll go with Billy and Alec Baldwin

MontanaMarriott said...

4. Vanessa Hudgens

KiKi said...

@blondegossip ... GREAT GUESS!!!!

michaela-neumann said...

1+2: Jeff and Beau Bridges.

3: Mel Gibson

S.... said...

#1 & #2 - definitely Ben and Casey (Alec Baldwin is not married and who would ever consider Billy as B list??)

#3 - has to be someone with children who are adults now because kids cannot enter into contracts unless it is for necessary items (food, shelter, etc.) I don't think Tom's adoptive kids are both over 18 yet?

#4 - either tisdale or hudgens.

sherri dee said...

#3
Alec isn't married...

How about the Bridges? Jeff and Beau...

J-Mo said...

impressive guesses! except i don't think William Baldwin is a B-, maybe a C+

cdanluva said...

1&2 Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez

cdanluva said...

1&2 Dennis and Randy Quaid?

shiny_special_one said...

LOL the Dennis & Randy Quaid guess is hilarious! The idea that Evi would be Dennis' dirty little secret makes me lmao.

Reese said...

I like the Ben and Casey Affleck guess. Wouldn't surprise me at all, but I don't think Casey Affleck is even B-list, is he?

Miss X said...

1. Ben Afleck
2. Casey Afleck (apparently I'm thinking the same as most everyone else!)
3. 1st thought was Tom Cruise. 2nd was Bruce Willis. Whomever it was should be grateful I'm not their child. I'd start spilling their secrets ASAP, confidentiality agreement be damned! I'm such a rebel.
4. Zac Efron (since when does being in a relationship = being faithful?)

pomme said...

1/2: Ben & Casey Affleck
3: Mel Gibson(because Cruise's kids are minor)
4:Hudgens? because she was a beard for Efron

Bella said...

#3- Tom Cruise

brendalove@gmail.com said...

So if the children violate the confidentiality agreement, is the actor going to sue his children?

looserdude said...

Don't know if it's the CDAN poster boy for #1 but check out this pic
http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/more_names/blog/afflecks.jpg

Rose said...

I literally just got done watching Brothers & Sisters so my guess is 2 is Beau & 1 is Jeff Bridges.

3. Tom Cruise.

4. Ashley Tisdale

RenoBlondee said...

1. Ben and Casey
2. Mel
3. Vanessa

Kate the Great said...

I bet #4 is one of the guys, not one of the girls. Maybe one of the guys slept with a lot of smaller players, extras, etc?

pegd said...

#1 Not convinced this is brothers - brothers in law? Cousins?

#3 Bruce Willis, Mel, Tom, Arnold S

#4 Zach Efron

JasonBlueEyes said...

#1 & #2 I'll have to go with the Baldwins. Alec is A but then again I don't see Billy as B-. Maybe C at the most. This is a tough one.

Or a different (and outrageous) guess Dennis and Randy Quaid? (Yeah - I know, I know. Gross.)

#3. Tommy.

#4. Vanessa, Zac or Ashley.

Cheryl S said...

#1 Mark and Donnie Wahlberg

anita_mark said...

Again, as someone pointed out already, Alec Baldwin isn't married.

chris said...

pegd: I agree, as calling the actors borthers wold have made the description easier to understand, yet he doesn't. could be father/son, cousins etc.

michael douglas & kirk douglas

JasonBlueEyes said...

@Chris..EW! Can't see Catherine sleeping with Kirk. But she is bipolar so who knows?

shiny_special_one said...

Thanks to pegd and chris, because your comments made me reconsider the wording of #1 & #2. "In the same family" makes me think multigenerational. That they are brothers is a second hint. In light of that, I like the Beau & Jeff bridges guess.

shiny_special_one said...

Also, I reiterate my guess for #3 as Mel because a) he has adult children, and b) After the past year I can see him being hypersensitive and paranoid about any personal information about him getting out.

Aly said...

So is Enty "Chun k" aka Jeff Cohen or not?

http://vitality.yahoo.com/video-second-act-jeff-cohen-24962471

Ida Blankenship said...

@Aly -- Who gives a shit?

That said, I hope he IS Chunk, because a Goonie never dies, and I need some bullshit celebrity gossip to read on the 'net when I'm old and shriveled.

Oh, and I'll agree with Mel -- the majority of his 34534534543567676 children ARE adults, and HE'S totally paranoid.

Joe said...

#1 and #2: Will and Jaden Smith!

Stacy said...

It may be off the wall, but I'm going to throw in Rob and Chad Lowe. Chad has been out promoting Pretty Little Liars recently, so its conceivable he and the wife were at a party.

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juicy said...

How is this statement NOT clear he is talking about brothers?
"The A list actor has been having sex with the wife of his brother the B lister forever."

Michelle said...
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juicy said...

that being said... what about the Fiennes brothers? I'm not sure Ralph is married though... And I'd think he'd be the A-lister.

Cindy said...

What about Owen and Luke Wilson?

sunnyside1213 said...

I am going with the Bridges brothers for 1 and 2. Mel for 3. And who cares for 4.

juicy said...

JEEBUS do people READ these anymore? I was not aware either Wilson bro was married, much less A-list...

juicy said...

And Gibson for #3 since most/all aren't minors, and for #4... why not MOST of them?! Working together for years is like high school, I would imagine... and well. Yah.

Jaiden_S said...

Wasn't there a blind on another site about Ben and Casey? I'm going with them.
Gibson or even Kevin Costner for #3. He has grown kids two.
What about the blonde kid in HSM?

Globetrotting Gypsy said...

Aly, this blogger is not that successful. Although he wishes!

linnea said...

My money is on Ben and Casey. Id say he is B-list by now.

Robot said...

@Aly, I thought I remembered Enty saying a LONG time ago that he'd been in Texas for either undergrad or law school. I thought he said it was for law school, so I vote no on Cohen.

Jessica said...

If you listened to Enty's radio show, and heard his voice, you would know it's not him. Their voices are nothing alike.

Dolly72 said...

What about any and all of the Wayans brothers? Or Frank and Sylvester Stallone?

Lisa said...

Really like the guess above that #1 & #2 are Mark and Donnie Wahlberg. Mark's a known man-slut, so this wouldn't be surprising at all...

I feel like if it were the Afflecks there would have been some sort of mention of an actress wife {Jennifer Garner}.

The Black Cat said...

@Jessica, we don't really know that was Enty on the radio show. It could have been someone elses voice to protect his real identity.

I have no idea who #1 & 2 is but I hope we find out soon :) My first thought was Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez but I don't think Charlie is married anymore is he?

FS said...

Neither Mark nor Donnie Wahlberg are married. Donnie is divorced as of last summer (separated well before that) and Mark and his long term partner never got married.

Lohan has been carted off to jail for probation violations...

Mooshki said...

Best news I've heard in weeks, FS!

juliehegedus said...

Mark Wallberg married Rhea Durham August 1, 2009.

Lissette said...

Baldwin bros?
Mel Gibson
Corbin Bleu
FTW

Dana said...

i voted for Cohen as ENTY a long time ago..HE LOVES him some Martha Plimpton.

sonicmonkey1984 said...

Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise are still A list.

snagglepuss78 said...

for #4 i'll go with Zac Efron

#3 obviously, Tom Cruise

and that's all i got

Elizabeth said...

Stacy my first thought was Robe and Chad Lowe too.

Hordaz1_01 said...

lol at anyone thinks Tom Cruise is not A-list anymore. He still green lights 100m movies just by being attached to projects

Picasso One said...

Since when was Randy Quaid ever a B Lister?
1&2 I'll say the Ben & Casey Affleck, Casey is married to "Actress" Summer Phoenix
Crazy Joaquin is her brother, as was River.

#3). Mel Gibson

Barton Fink said...

Great guesses so far. I'm just posting to call attention to what a beautiful phrase "has been having sex with the wife of his brother forever" is. Forever!

mazemerizing said...

@looserdude. That photo sealed it for me. Summer is veryclose to Ben and I can just imagine her hand is grabbing his ass.

I'm hoping it's not the Bridges, as Jeff's devotion to his wife during last year's awards was impressive.

And I think #3 is definitely Mel. He does seem awfully paranoid and it would be great for Oksana, or whatever her name is, to get some dirt from the kids to help her in any current or future lawsuit endeavors against Mel.

All of 'em. There was probably a lot of crazy sex going on on those films. Disney.

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Andy said...

@Shehla,

Yeah I would say V.H. had to do a few girls, too, because I doubt there were four straight guys on the case of HSM. Efron isn't the only poofter in that bunch.

mngddess said...

It's sad that Mel thinks so little of his children. That being said, I wonder if Mel blackmailed them with their inheritance money?

For the first blind, I would say the Affleck brothers are a good guess. If it's true, I wonder how Jen Garner will take it? I'd divorce his ass.

For the last - it's a trick question. The answer is ALL of them.

fairylights said...

My first thought for #3 was Harrison Ford, he certainly is very private.

mngddess said...

Fairy, Harrison Ford will always be A list...

ttybee said...

If ENTL was a lawyer, he would have told you this titbit. Any contract a child signs is not enforceable.. So.....one day this kid is going to write a book and daddy is going to do a Jordie Chandler and pay him the shit off. Ha hehahaha

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Tempestuous Grape said...

HEY YOU GUUUUUUYS!

ecua said...

1/2 Agree-the Afflecks. Not that I really care as they are both monumental tools! (And yes, Casey would definitely be considered B list as he was up for an Oscar for Gone Baby Gone.)

3 My vote's with the Mel guesses-he was the first to pop into my head for this. I think Tom Cruise is probably B+ still, though I wish he were F!

4 Don't know/Don't care/Why would this be shocking for kids that age??

PS: Why can't people seem to read these things closely?? YES, 1/2 specifically says brother in it! YES, one of them is A list. Jeez!

__-__=__ said...

Nobody guessed Bacon brothers. They fit.

Harold Abrams said...
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ms snarky said...

There's no way Kevin Bacon is A list, and certainly his brother is not B list.

L said...

Nobody said the one who cheated wasn't a woman with a woman

Harold Abrams said...

#1 - Ralph and Joseph Fiennes