Whatever you did this weekend, I am guessing it was probably not as interesting as the one Nicolas Cage had. The follicly challenged actor spent some time in a New Orleans jail over the weekend after getting so drunk he could not remember where he was staying. Now, I have been drunk in a strange hotel before and not remembered what room I am staying in, but I usually stagger to the front desk, breathe noxiously powerful alcohol fumes over the hapless front desk clerk and then am rolled on a luggage cart to my room. Can you tell this has happened perhaps more than once? Anyway, Nicolas did not have the luxury of a front desk clerk and instead was found standing in front of a house he claimed he was renting. His wife disagreed. Well, as the video from a couple of months show, you don't want to mess with Nic when he has been drinking or when he forgets his wig. He started screaming and shocking his wife and a neighbor called the police. The result? One hell of a great mug shot, Dog The Bounty Hunter getting you out of jail and some really bad publicity for which he really deserves for being such an a-hole. I think about three months in rehab would be just what Kal-El ordered here.