Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Today's Blind Items - January Jones' Baby Daddy

So, would you like to know who the father of January Jones' baby is? Well, he is married. Oh, he is foreign born. Has a best friend who was married to one of the biggest stars on the planet. Our baby daddy has his own kids. Oh, and he is married to a woman who was with a guy who is a really, really big a-hole and would probably creep you out if he asked you out.

78 comments:

Instripid said...

Who is Guy Richie's best friend?

pomme said...

X-MEN new director Matthew Vaughn? he's married with Claudia Schieffer(who was with a Las Vegas Magician who assault guys and women)

pomme said...

and Vaughn is Guy Ritchie's best friend and producer

Ellen said...

Friend has to be Johnny Lee Miller (Angelina). James McAvoy? He's married, I believe and they are all in that movie, right?

(Going off no research so plz forgive if I'm totally off base!)

But if the baby has crazy blue eyes...

Ellen said...

Dammit, Vaughn is better as David Copperfield is obviously the creep.

Ooooh, salacious!

Dana said...

Yes, definitely Matthew Vaughn. Close friends w/ Guy Ritchie, and he's married to Claudia Schiffer who used to be with David Copperfield.

Instripid said...

Ding ding ding, you made quick work of that one, pomme.

pomme said...

and Schiffer dated David Copperfield the magician in 90's(it's for business but she really loves him whereas him he liked her fame)

RocketQueen said...

PLEASE DON'T BE JIM STURGESS.

Awesome blind, Enty :)

RocketQueen said...

Oops, I meant MacAvoy :) I get them confused but love them both!

Ida Blankenship said...

Totally Matthew Vaughn: foreign born, married to Claudia Schiffer, and father to their two babies. And Claudia dated David Copperfield for yeeeeeears. I NEVER understood *that* pairing. He's pretty damned creepy.

HONESTLY, January. I've been your loyal apologist for years, but if this IS true, I'm completely done.

HappyGromitLA said...

I had read elsewhere (or maybe here?) that the father was someone from the X-Men movie. James McAvoy only has one daughter, not children, and Michael Fassbender isn't married or a dad. It has to be Vaughn--all the clues fit! (Vaughn was the best man at Ritchie/Madonna's wedding; and is married to Claudia S., former squeeze of David Copperfield, well-known creep).

RocketQueen said...

Good work, Pomme! Well. That's just terrible of January and Matthew both. :(

Klondyke said...

juicy!

january is not the first and will not be the last single woman having an affair with a married man. then getting knocked up.

hopefully all side can come to some agreement behind closed doors.

this blind also gives me the creeps.

pomme said...

and am i the one who thinks Jones looks alike Schiffer?

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Ew, HIM? Between Ashton Kutcher, Flay, and now this guy, January Jones has some nasty taste in men.

And she's hands-down the worst actor on Mad Men.

linnea said...
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linnea said...

well solved, i think you got it.

and i am not going to say a thing about january's acting skills... lesson learned! :)

Cecilia00 said...

How interesting that this showed up on my AOL:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/25/claudia-schiffer-skinny-cannes_n_866620.html?icid=main%7Chtmlws-main-n%7Cdl8%7Csec3_lnk2%7C214214

Maybe Claudia knows and she is losing weight going through a stressful time?

Angela said...

Schiffer dated Copperfield for publicity purposes: she wanted to break in the US, he wanted fame in Europe.

There was once a staged photograph of the passionate couple in a French magazine. They were seen kissing. But if you looked closely at the photograph, their lips were something like two inches apart.

Jamie's Girl said...

Claudia looks solidly anorexic, and not stickly skinny. Sorry. There is no muscle on her body.

MontanaMarriott said...

Wow to be a Supermodel and get cheated on?!!? Dannnnnnnggggg
Great work guys!

MontanaMarriott said...

Ok after seeing pics of him, I have to ask, HOW THE HELL DID HE LAND A SUPERMODEL?!!?

Rose said...

Yep, JJ is pretty bitchy and MV is a piece of shit.

califblondy said...

This B.I. is juicylicious.

You know Bobby Flay is somewhere BBQ'ing and doing the happy dance.

mk said...

Vaughn and Schiffer had their third child last year.

mngddess said...

Pomme, I bow to your quick deciphering of the situation.

wonderdiva said...

I saw a photo of Schiffer at Cannes and she looked terrible. Scary-skinny and white as a ghost. Could be there's a bit of stress in her life, and it's showing.

GladysKravitz said...

Uhm, what the hell kind of gd outfit is Claudia S. wearing in that photo in Cannes? It looks like someone sewed some black lace doilies onto a hooker's catsuit.

As for the BI, JJ seems to specialize in married men. Fear of intimacy, or alcoholic? Or both?

shiny_special_one said...

oooo, thanks so much for this extra-juicy blind, enty!

RocketQueen said...

Lainey posted these two blinds today - they're tough!

Which tv personality flirts dangerously with GHB and then, consequently, with strangers when he’s relaxing from a hard day’s work? So far it hasn’t gotten him into too much trouble yet but it can get rough out there, even though he likes it that way.

A chronic cheater slept with the girl who has also been around a lot, and has had her share of infidelity too, on both sides of the equation, and while their hookup was very brief, he was becoming serious with his gf at the time. They are still together, and she still doesn’t know. About this time, or all of the other ones. So dumb.

pomme said...

@rocket queen: Anderson cooper and eddie cibrian?

RocketQueen said...

@pomme - I like the Cooper guess a lot, as surprising as it kind of sounds, right??

The second one...I don't know. Someone with a girlfriend, not wife I think?

msgirl said...

What/Who is GHB? Feeling dumb...

pomme said...

@msgirl:GHB is the "drug of the rape":you forgets what you do and what happened,you're without will and it uninhibited

msgirl said...

Ahhh, thanks pomme - know the drug just not the name! That adds a whole other disgusting dimension to that blind, the man should be locked away.

RocketQueen said...

Actually, I think GHB is a bit different from roofie/Rohypnol - I've tried it (it's awful) but I know a lot of people use it as a party drug. However, if you really overdosed someone with it, they go into a G-Hole and black out.

timebob said...

oh thank you enty, now i can go back to my michael fassbender crush yay!

Michael Vaughn must of backed the brink trunk to her driveway and dumped a ton of money for January to keep her mouth shut. He is way tooo rich for her to say nothing and raise the child alone with no financial help from him.

linnea said...

Is it possible that he admits to be the father and to give spousal support without that becoming public information?

Also, GBH is a very common party drug with poor Swedish kids. It is easy to make, you don't need to take a lot of it and you get a quick buzz that goes away without a hangover. It is also not illegal to have GBL (which is basically cleaning fluids) that you make GHB from so you can have galleons and galleons of it at home and the police cant do anything about it.

The problem is, if you take just a little bit too much - you are dead.

Rose said...

If the blind is this easy, although not for me, isn't probably common knowledge among insiders?

Missy said...

So she's a CUNT and a WHORE.

Azure said...

Lainey's Second blind:

Ryan Phillippe the cheater and Amanda Seyfried is the girlfriend

Rob Horine said...

Going off the board, but what about Javier Bardem. Married to Peoplpe Cruz. She was with Tom Cruise who creeped out plenty of people while trying to find a wife/beard.

Caroline said...

I googled this Vaughn guy and he is really gross.

Wil said...
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Wil said...

I am solidly on board with Ida. Sooooooo Matthew Vaughn.

Wow .. I really feel so sorry for Claudia. She has the worst taste in men .. Like Elin Wood's bad taste in men.

Damn January .. you f*cking wh*re. I now take back all the sympathy I had for you about what Kutch-Kutch said. Team Galifianakis!

Char said...

Michael Vaughn and Claudia Schiffer just had their daughter a year ago. So basically Claudia was home with a newborn and two young children, and he was out schtupping January Jones. Classy.

Rose said...

So there was at least 4 different possible daddies? Ugh, imagine when the kids is old enough to google. Two of them married, with children. I don't know if Bobby Flay has any kids with Stephanie but I know he has at least 1 daughter.

The married men are complete dickheads but geez JJ, get some effing self respect. She seems like she probably doesn't have many girlfriends at all.

empyrios said...

once again Ida Blankenship, you've said the mouthful that was on my lips.

i bow to you :)

Mooshki said...

Very interesting, given Vaughn's history. His mom dated one of my favorite actors, Robert Vaughn, and Matthew grew up thinking Robert was his father. He didn't find out another man was his father until he was an adult.

lollydarling said...

Hey, if you're calling JJ a whore and a cunt, please make sure you use those words about Matthew Vaughn too, okay? Because he's definitely the worse-behaving person in this situation.

lollydarling said...

And Mooshki, that IS interesting. And very sad.

Krips said...

This makes me so sad. I've always liked Claudia Schiffer a lot and I was shocked to see her looking so emaciated a few days ago in Cannes.

I wondered what kind of problems she could possibly be having that caused her to lose so much weight. This would explain everything... :(

pomme said...

maybe Jones wanted a baby with or without daddy and she f*cked the first willing guy (married or not she doesn't care )and for her,he's only a sperm donor

The Black Cat said...

I guess I'm pretty out of touch these days, I really thought that kind of sleeping around stopped in the late 80's. Maybe she's a sex addict, that's the best excuse I can come up with for her behaviour. Yes I know it takes 2 to tango but she's the one that got knocked up and seems to target married men for her encounters.

The Black Cat said...

Only a sperm donor? I wonder how his wife feels about that? He's only her sperm donor.....
It always makes me wonder how an average gal can expect fidelity when even a former supermodel can't.

Krips said...

I think JJ did it just for the kick of feeling more desirable than a supermodel.

I have a hard time imagining that anybody would use Matthew Vaughn merely as a sperm donor. JJ would have had easy access to many much more attractive options...

crila16 said...

Matthew Vaughn definitely. It would also coincide with the making of X men first class. Poor Claudia. She's gorgeous and seems really sweet. If it is Matthew...he's a pig and a betrayer and January is selfish and self-centered.

Maja. With a J. said...

You guys are good, I would never have guessed any of it! *L*

artybajardi said...

THAT'S A BINGO! http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3543833088/nm0316271

bflogurl said...

**********Breaking News***********

On CDAN's Facebook page, MV was pretty much revealed. And when I logged back on an hour later, that post was gone.

Anyone else happen to catch it??!!

linnea said...

you teaser! but i thought that the cdan page on facebook was by a fan, not by enty? or do you mean entys page? Either way, WHAT DID IT SAY?

bflogurl said...

Oh God, I don't know which page it was actually on, just on my newsfeed and has already disappeared.. It said:

"To be clear, Marc Anthony sang last night, Jennifer Lopez did not".

I did not watch the season finale to Ai, so I had no clue if that meant she was lip syncing or what, but just watched the video and saw her only dancing around Skeletor. Does that indicate she is not capable of performing live????!!!!

bflogurl said...

And if that wasn't a significant clue, why was it deleted?

bluebonnetmom said...

MV is a complete scumbag. And JJ is a drunken whore. This poor child is so screwed. Feel so bad for Claudia.

Missjenny619 said...

Poor Claudia indeed =(

Oh well, I recall an article that says she has an airplane hangar (literally) where she stores all of the designer clothes she has accumulated over the years.

If I were her, I would spend a few days dancing around in my beautiful couture dresses, playing with my little girls (sole custody bitches!) ... then I would call up Liam Neeson and see if he wants to have dinner ;)

They were so cute together in "Love Actually".

Claudia is gorgeous and wealthy all on her own. She can definitely find someone better (and better looking) than Matthew Vaughn.

Suck it up girly and move on!

lollydarling said...

Great idea, MissJenny - he has an enormous willy so that should be a lovely distraction for her...!

lolaluvs2snack said...

It's all about the MONEY HONEY!!

sidenote-
Am I the only one that thinks this Kris Humphries looks like he can be Kim K's BROTHER? I would seriously pay money to see that sextape because I don't believe they are a REAL couple. I'm getting soooo tired of all the beards and PR stunts.

Lynette said...

bflogirl: I did watch it, and all she did was shimmy her very generous behind (literally stood there, tightened her ass and shook it for a full 10 or 15 seconds while the camera focussed on her). She has a huge one and the outfit she had on made it look bigger, but she did not sing. MV has to be her.

cara said...

I don't think Jenny from the Block sounds as lame as she has all along when she does sing, so I don't see how it could be her. The whole idea was that she used someone else's really good voice. So, not J-Lo.

I don't think MV is real. Compelling story and definitely but this blog on the map. But true? Not unless some of the clues are red herrings.

Rose said...

Pomme, isn't that what sperm banks are for?

I think that info is from a CDAN fan page. Enty announces if he's going to post there & can't post here. I've only seen the fan page a couple times so I don't know where the info comes from.

RocketQueen said...

@Azure - I LOVE your guess for Lainey's second blind! Fits perfectly.

MCH said...

Pomme is QUICK!

I had to Google Matthew Vaughn.

Poor Claudia Schiffer (and kids)!

Jeri said...

Copperfield was being sued by a woman from this area (Seattle) for rape on his private island. She thought it was a party but Surprise - no one else was there but Copperfield. But then she got busted for solicitation here and boom. Case dropped.

She sounded guilty but I wondered if Copperfield somehow set it up. It sure got him off the hook very quickly.

O'yeah. Congrats. You people really are clever, hitting it right on the head in the first 2 comments. Love it.

JasonBlueEyes said...

Matthew never showed up last night for the X-Men premiere. January was there, though.

Anotheramy said...
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Anotheramy said...

re MV, you can google JLO singing live, she sucks but sounds like her auto-tuned albums.

JLO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pmD4MC5cp0

Brit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEOg6Bj6lPc&feature=related

ub40 said...

Vaughn's toast. I heard Claudia Schiffer went to law school in Germany. Never, ever cheat on these types of people.