Thursday, May 26, 2011

$2M For A Ring - Kris Humphries Is An Idiot


I told myself I would not write anymore about the whole Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian engagement thing, but I can't help myself. The love struck idiot spent $2M on the ring he bought Kim. This is why over half of NBA players have no money left five years after their career ends. Does Kris make a lot of money every year? Yep. Is this is a horrible idea? Absolutely. The guy makes only salary. He is not endorsing anything. He plays on a crap team and before he started dating Kim, no one even knew who he was.

This past season he made $3M and he has one year left on his contract. At that point he will be lucky to get $3M a year again. Plus the NBA is not going to even play next year which means no money coming in.

If he made $3M a year, then $300K went to his agent. Another $1M went to taxes. That leaves him with about $1.9M. Would you spend your entire salary of one year on a ring? Hell no you would not. Just because you have more money does not make you sane. Plus he probably thinks Kim loves him. I am telling you right now Kris. No, not the mom, the boyfriend. Do not believe them when they say you will earn the cost back when they sell the wedding. Do you think they are going to give you a lot of that? Hell no. They are going to keep most of it for themselves for when everyone is tired of them. I know you can't believe how famous you have become, but you need to shake your head, realize it is really bad sex and just move on. Oh, but take your ring and return the f**ker.

41 comments:

figgy said...

Best advice he's ever gonna get, Enty. Can't believe the poor schmuck is falling for this cumbag.

nancer said...

ok, this is how out of it i am. the NBA isn't playing next year??

J said...

i doubt he paid for ring himself...kim has way more money than him

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

"I told myself I would not write anymore about the whole Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian engagement thing, but I can't help myself."

That's because you write about them Every. Single. DAY.

Rose said...

Only someone who's been married 50 years should get a 2 million dollar ring, and very few would want one.

Total over compensation. I would feel ridiculous and unsafe wearing a ring like that. Not just is someone tried to grab it but I would worry everyday about it getting loose, or losing it, or knocking the diamond or whatever. I know people hide their real diamonds and where fakes too, but that seems even phonier to me.

Enty, admitting you have a problem is the first step. You can actually chose to not write about them.

Pookie said...

i really believe the guy thinks he's in love...and i think this 'love' may even last thru the rest of this yr. thing is, kim is far more savvy by far...she really wants a marriage and really wants to remain in the limelight...i truly believe these kardashians will stop at nothing to achieve whatever it is they want. even if it means duping a bumpkin baller. $2M is obscene any way you slice it, and i believe he'll be regretting that ring soon enough.

Anonymous said...

now this one i am surprised is not dating a highly paid athlete. unless she wants to wear the pants and control the relationship?

Adventurous Kate said...

Me: "Did you hear Kim Kardashian's engaged?"

Dad: "IT WON'T LAST!!!"

(Love how my dad is a closet celeb gossip addict.)

Texshan said...

He's an idiot. But he's pretty to look at.

Seachica said...

I *highly* doubt that he actually paid for this ring - or, if he did, he paid full price. The $2M was the retail price, and the jeweller stood to gain alot from the publicity. I'm sure they came to an arrangement where he got the ring heavily discounted, in return for the publicity and rights to make replicas of the ring.

Because let's be honest - Kim Kardashian would never have said yes to an engagement if the ring was worth one month's salary (about $158,000). That would be too cheap for a gal like her.

sissi said...

KIM K, SUPERSTAR


I am 30 years old and act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess, but I became an anal porn star but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, facelift etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a plastic surgeon. The reason why my hair is beautiful is because its fake. I was also jealous of Paris Hilton and put out a SEX TAPE because she did. I idolized Paris Hilton. I used to hang on her like a koala bear all the time, to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. Until 2007 I did cocaine. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.

My pimp mother, Kris, fvcked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. He was one of the lawyers that helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake; and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake.

Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Vivid Entertainment, and they paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. Ray J had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porn film with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows what happened! I am just waiting for him, and many more, to come out and reveal how I really am.
I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack intelligence, class, dignity, self-respect, elegance, and morals. I really am a very dirty woman.

My ex husband Damon Thomas whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber (to my family), and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all to attend. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but I’m too cheap to buy their lunch like she does.
I am 25% iranien and 25% Turkish but armenian sounds better. My ancestors were Muslims.

sissi said...

I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I have never worked out in my life. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my horrendous performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like an unmusical, tone deaf, four year old who wants a cookie from Grandma. Anybody who don’t like me for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or jealous!

We, the Kardashians, call each other dolls, and I alone have tainted the pussycat dolls by heisting their concept. I pretend that I care about others, but I could not care less. I only care about myself. I tried to fvck over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. It was unfortunately taken off the market after 1 week under threat of legal action from several states. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids with glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet & exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me.

I Stole $120k from Ray J and Brandy’s mother, Sonja Norwood, credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life, Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. I don’t even know how to sew on a button or sketch anything. But I call myself a fashion designer. The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin.

For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M.
I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.

I have never been single because I am to scared to spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my grand children sits on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say.
I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) Kanye West, and soon Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fvcked, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash and that brings their reputations down to the gutter with mine. I will fvck anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.
I am the worst «rolemodel» that has ever walked this planet.
I am a huge shame for the armenian people.

I am a national and international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being and I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!


I am Kim Kardashian… Superstar

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

@sissi -- "My ancestors were Muslims."

So what?

joymama said...

Seriously doubt it is paid for in full.

RocketQueen said...

Yeah sissi, you had me until the muslim part....hilarious up until that.

Otherwise, great post Enty. This guy's a dolt. What is he hoping to gain, I wonder? Has he not been paying attention to her "career" and what she's about?

Anonymous said...

imo I think it's a publicity stunt, the ring's probably a loaner (it's insured and great free ad for the jeweller) and when they break up..it will be a big..Will she give the ring back...where the truth is yes she will have to..she signed a contract saying she wld give it back..to the store..

jax said...

Enty. if you keep wading into this shallow pool of stories I'm gonna start calling you Maury! ;o)

Pookie said...

Queen, you may be onto something...it's reminiscent of ben affleck and the harry winston pink diamond hoopla...i bet kim is all, 'jho, i'mma let you finish, but i have the most expensive engagement ring of all time'.

Anonymous said...

don't apologize for stating a fact about kk's heritage. her ancestors could have very well been muslims. it's not anti-muslim to state this. both posts were funny.

Rose said...

Loved all the juicy gossip sissi, at least if we have to hear about her I can find out a few things I didn't know.

Unknown said...

Sissi - you had me on the floor!!!!! OMG!!! And for some reason I do not think it's BS.

My son is half Muslim and I did not take it as an anti-Muslim remark.

Some of us just need to chill.

Please post more.

MISCH said...

I know, I know...that bimbo will clean him out...because we all know she's not going to part with any of her own money...I wonder if he already signed her pre-nup.

Meg said...

Kim made six million last year so I guess he's not too concerned about money right now?

Sissi - You should buy the domain www.WhoIsKimKardashianReally?.com and post that there. :)

crila16 said...

Sissi...or should I say Paris. I don't get the rant, but it sounds like insane jealousy to me. All you said about Kim, I agree, but I seriuosly don't care enough to right 2 huge posts about it, don't know why you felt the need to purge.

As for saying "My ancestors were Muslim". I didn't find that offensive at all, and my boyfriend is Mulsim. I don't know what some people on this blog are talking about when they are acting all offended. It seems like some people (liberals, annoying PC people) look for trouble and read into things, because they feel a need to fight and argue to feel important.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

You guys, I just find it HIGHLY SUSPECT when a person calls someone a whore, a cunt, a worthless slag, etc., and then follows up all that with "my ancestors were Muslim."

I mean, come ON.

RocketQueen said...

Crila - I think people who write the last sentence that you did might be guilty of trying to fight and argue and to feel important. I saw it differently than you did. End of story.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Dude is an idiot. No amount of money is going to keep Kim from getting with whoever she can. How old is she now, 30? She probably has 5 - 6 years tops of screwing around before guys are going to be turned off from her.

And I don't mean that as an insult to women in their mid 30's and up. Most women grow even sexier as they reach that age bracket (Tina Fey for example) - I'm just talking specifically about Kim K. She reminds me of Pamela Anderson and we can all agree that she isn't snagging the men like she was 15 years ago.

HannahPalindrome said...

He's so fug

parissucksliterally said...

Kris bought the ring....Kris JENNER.

Sissi, you post that shit on so many different sites. I detest the Kardashians, but you need to seek therapy.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Fellini would have loved Kim Kardashian.

RocketQueen said...

lol @ parissucksliterally - that makes sense. I thought it was strange she had taken all that time to write that for this post ;)

ChasingHeaven said...

Sissi! Did we just become BFF? Yep! Wanna go do karate in the garage? Yep!

Anonymous said...

It seems like some people (liberals, annoying PC people) look for trouble and read into things, because they ***feel a need to fight and argue to feel important***.

thank you!

weezy said...

Enty, I thought that if the bride breaks the engagement she has to give the ring back, but if the groom dumps her he's out of luck?
Does he understand that's what Kim and Mama Kris have been banking on? Poor sap, thinking he's got a fair shot at a peaceful life with that band of hillbillies.

lolaluvs2snack said...

Sissi- that was HILARIOUS!!!! I read on a message board that Kris Humphries is a snake as well. So, when it's "go time" he may bail then write a tell-all book. His parents co-own or own a few 5 guys burger restaurants. So, if pimping Kim doesn't workout he can always work the FRIES!!! Be a night-manager at one of the locations.

Personally, he looks goofy. Seems like Kim K. is slumming must be slim pickings or she's went through all the guys on both coasts. She is pretty but every picture I see of her gets worse. She really needs to quit with the procedures. But when you got nothing but your looks that's the price you have to pay.

I'd LOVE to see her got to COLLEGE, I'd watch that show. She needs to grow as a person, and leave her body alone. Stop trying to be famous without any talent. Sit down somewhere go away to an Eckhart Tolle workshop or something. Work on inner YOU instead of destroying what's left of you.

JC said...

A few years back, when Kim was dating Reggie Bush, there were all these stories about how she was so desperate to get married she bought herself an engagement ring. If you look at those pictures and compare the ring to these *new* engagement ring photos, the ring looks exactly the same. Kris Humphries, when it comes to the NBA, is a nobody and makes far too little to be spending $2M on a ring. publicity stunt all the way.

MirandaPriestly said...

@Master
http://racked.com/archives/2011/05/26/is-kim-kardashians-205-carat-diamond-engagement-ring-left-over-from-her-reggie-bush-days.php

Anonymous said...

Looking at that picture, he doesn't look like a big fan of vagina.

@Sissi, why? I can't believe people read all that. It's not new nor scathing, it just seemed like you were trying to hard. I hate her too but would never put in that kind of effort.

And Enty, stop complaining about writing about them. If it bugs you, stop!

Mother Campfire said...

100% certain that he did not pay for that ring.

ps. "Looking at that picture, he doesn't look like a big fan of vagina." BEST POST EVER.

shehlaS said...

Ok that's probably Jonathan Jaxson posting as sissi. I used to read your site & you have admitted mental health issues dude! Chill, I know it aint easy. Yes, you got screwed by Perez but take a tip from John front Kate plus 8 (his last name escapes me).

About the Muslim thing - on one hand it could be just plain ironic that she perhaps ignores a Muslim part of her family to keep a distance from the stereotype in order to appeal to MSM. I can also see it as a cheap shot to make your case JJ by throwing in the terrorist card.

Or whatever. I think her man is hawwwwt.

Gary T. Burnaska said...

I find that the more a couple spends on the Engagement ring and then the wedding the higher chance the marriage will fail. The more the money the BIGGER the implosion.

I am surprised that Kendra and who the frak she is married to has not fallen to ruin by now.

This marriage will not end well.

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