You know it is a slow week when a tabloid cannot even muster the effort to come up with some kind of Jennifer Aniston cover and instead go with a Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel reunion. According to US Weekly, the couple are back on. Back on what? The pretend bandwagon? Obviously Gerard Butler did not want to play the game like Jessica wanted it played so he moved on. There are not too many guys who would stick around for years on end and not actually be the boyfriend in the truest sense of the word.
Apparently the couple is just taking it slow right now. Uh huh. Justin decided he did not like the single life. Uh huh. I think that was more like Mila Kunis found him lacking in certain areas. Hey, everyone has to fill space and a former couple haring a taco in a foreign country qualifies as canoodling which qualifies as hooking up which qualifies as dating which qualifies as probably about to get proposed to on their very own reality show.