Friday, November 25, 2011

Random Photos Part Two

After stabbing himself in the foot, Antonio Banderas and
Salma Hayek have a threesome with a cat.
Ashley Olsen holds back the paps while Mary Kate trails in her wake.
Christian Bale only agreed to play Batman again if they gave him a huge codpiece.
Cee Lo Green is thankful he can afford huge watches.
The Hoff spent his time on a Spanish television show by sucking helium when he could not find booze;
used a Muppet as a bong;
sang karaoke; and
swallowed the tongue of a fan.
Eva Longoria stays classy.
Fergie at the airport this week.

16 comments:

only said...

OK call me stupid but what is that on Eva's belt

SpunkyPR said...

Looks like a carton of Marlboro Lights.

Cindy said...

pack, not a carton

good Lord, do we need to see pic of Hoff doing that? I seriously got nauseated

RocketQueen said...

Fergie has old face. It just really doesn't match her banging bod - I don't understand it.

Cee-Lo's watch is hideous. Color me unimpressed, big guy.

pomme said...

why a Batman photo? the filming is finished since 10 days
i feel Banderas&Hayek promoted their movie since 3 months

parissucksliterally said...

Of course Eva smokes. Most of those skinny actresses and models too. They are on a strict diet of coffee and nicotine.

Puss N Boots was a cute movie.

parissucksliterally said...

Oh, and why does Cee-Lo need a watch that large? Is he blind?

it's just tacky.

Lelaina Pierce said...

That's a lot of Hoff pictures. And after the karaoke pic, I will now have "Jump in my car..." stuck in my head.

Mooshki said...

RQ, that's what meth will do to you.

MonstersInc said...

Did I miss a day of news? It looks like Fergies having a lil Fergie-Ferg but I don't know if I just missed something and everyone else knows.

Mango said...

Is Fergie pregnant? Sure looks like it in that pic. Is that why she is leaving The Peas?

bits of moxy said...

I know I am a day late...but I find it totally amusing that Mickey gets tossed under the bus, and yet and yet we should all hope Michael Lohan survives so there will be more gossip. Fucking sick of your double standards "Enty".

lutefisk said...

@RQ, I was going to say the same thing about Fergie. She looks like she is on the way to an Early Bird special. The face, the outfit. She really deteriorated over the past few years. Maybe Mooshki has a point about the meth.

Maja. With a J. said...

Old Face happens (ironically) to a lot of botox/ restylane/ juvederm users as well. It's the reason I will never have shit injected into my face. Some people get it and it looks good and almost natural...and some people's faces just can't handle it and it makes them look older due to puffiness and meltiness. I'm not willing to take that risk! *L*

KiKi said...

Fergie had a meth addiction before she got famous.

Robert said...

Cee Lo Green's wrist is looking a little limp in that picture...