That's it. Thanks for hanging out with me tonight. We will have to do it again for The Academy Awards. I'm really drunk. Have not figured out why I am on the floor.
754p - Harrison Ford & Morgan Freeman still with the earrings. At what age do you stop wearing one?
749p - Angelina said, "What about me? I am the one who saves the world. Brad carries my luggage. Michael Fassbender plays golf with his peen?
747p - Best looking group ever? George wins.
742p - So, his father won an Academy Award and he could not afford to fly to LA to get it. Nice story.
740p - How does the woman at the table of The Artist have any charge left in her phone? She is always taking photos and recording.
739p - Jane Fonda looks great for 70 something. Wow.
735p - How come they did not say how many wins this makes for Meryl Streep? She slipped some tongue to her husband and I think Colin too. She also got beeped. Look at the effort to get her glasses to the stage.
732p - Hello Colin Firth as Ricky Gervais drinks beer #43.
731p - Queen Latifah said last week she is thinking about adopting a baby.
727p - Love the silent part of the speech!!
726p - Mark Wahlberg looks incredibly bored.
725p - I think The Artist will not repeat at the Academy Awards. This is unique because of the Foreign Press people. The Artist has not been winning in other places as much as was predicted.
724p - If you were newly engaged, wouldn't you wear your brand new ring? I see Spanx, but no engagement ring on Jessica Biel.
723p - War Horse is the same horse that was in Secretariat.
719p - Modern Family was so prepared at the Emmy awards too to make a great speech. Best speech of the night?
717p - Good choice for best comedy show.
715p - The 7 second delay comes in handy for that rant. Could Salma be any more skinny?
713p - Leo finally has something to smile about tonight. His favorite director gets an award.
712p - Angelina looks kind of like a bobble head. How does the drinking game work when she is talking?
711p - RDJ. Wearing tails. You don't see that often.
710p - You can tell sweeps month starts on Thursday. Kelsey and James Marsden and Denise Richards on 30 Rock.
705p - That was a random "Hey Elton." Ben Kingsley's date?wife? is showing a lot of enthusiasm. Ben might get laid at the table.
703p - A Chris Tucker sighting and he was not huge.
702p - I forgot he was in The Electric Company. Morgan Freeman has been in some really good movies. A couple in my top 10.
6p - 7p
657p - Helen Mirren. Love her.
655p - Sidney Poitier gets the second standing ovation of the night. Damn he looks good. I didn't look that good at 18. He must be 94.
654p - Reese always looks so goody goody that I love it when she goes a little trashy like this.
652p - Is that Robert California doing the voice over for Acura?
649p - Your Turn for the break. Who is worse? Woody Allen for sleeping with his adopted daughter or Morgan Freeman for sleeping with his step-grand daughter?
648p - The only standing ovation of the night. Look at Melissa McCarthy crying.
647p - Finally The Help wins something.
646p - It is not Berniece it is Bearnice.
645p - Need to get that tan over the whole face. Kind of missed the lower part of the face.
644p - The fact that Matt LeBlanc was nominated for Joey shows you how f**ed up the Golden Globes are.
643p - Emily Deschanel is looking way better than The Zooey. Has Joey ever won anything? He has now.
643p - Melissa McCarthy was like why did you pick that clip?
642p - I'm pretty sure Emily Blunt is hammered.
634p - The water bottles look so tacky. Dustin called Madeline Stowe old.
633p - Dustin Hoffman goes for the joke and kind of fails.
632p - No win for Angelina for directing.
631p - Madonna and foreign films? I think she just name drops them.
630p - Ricky Gervais is going way easier this year. Madonna 1 - Ricky 0
630p - Beer in a wine glass.
It is 630p and halfway through. I think 1,000 comments is a good place to start a new thread.
508 comments:
1 – 200 of 508 Newer› Newest»Oh crap - Ricky just dissed Elton.
Like a virgin? She likes virgins, that's for sure.
Don't upstage Madonna, LOL.
Oh God Madonna is so not funny!! But she thinks she is.
FELLINI shout out. YES! Too bad t came from hag face.
Madonna thinks Truffaut is a mushroom.
Best line goes to MAdonna so far!
Angie joe will win?
skin i live in!@
Angie shot
Angelina did not win. Again. Here is my fake sad face - :(
Sweet..now plan for 3 &4 so all of us sweet fans don't get all jammed up! Best Blog ever for GG coverage I reckon!
@MadL - Did you do a shot in her honor? must go get EmEyeKay, she probably still is on old post.
Madonna's boobs look like they are going to pop.
Funny AndrewBW!
Madonna's face hurts me.
Is the kross kabbalah approved??
I'm here, but it took me a minute to figure out what was going on. And I drank.
Did I just see Alan Ruck?
The good wife.
Oooo I like revenge!
I knew it!
Why are all of the men so fucking orange? It's like an oompa loompa convention. Even Dustin - come on, guys!
Claire's dress is prettier in back than in front.
What is she? Ethereal or something?
She's the only one out of the bunch who is not overly botoxed.
Claire Danes pisses me off for some reason. It might be because she dissed My So-Called Life.
Effervescent?
Good girl EmEyeKay.
@Mother, you catching up, or already too far gone?
JBE: Alan Ruck/Cameron Frye is married to the chick from the Killing. Awesome, no?
Did Claire Danes just namedrop HERSELF???
Claire Danes and Kate Beckinsale hated each other hile filming "Brokedown Palace."
Remember when Claire never smiled...she seems so much happier nowadays doesn't she.
@chopchop That is a brilliant insight.
Madeline Stowe looked beautiful.
Tho this sounds harsh: no one cares about your producers claire danes.
The music is telling you to STFU.
@chop - I didn't know that. That pretty cool. Stewart from "spin city" is classic.
@JAson did not hear about that?? Claire and KAte?
Kate B. had an amazing ass in Brokedown. Or at least that's when I first noticed it. A-ma-zing.
How did Clare diss MSCL?
Watching Hoarders now because my son got bored and it makes me feel better about my house.
Still sad abou the Packers.
@JasonBlueEyes - I did not know that! My daughter wants to go to Thailand and I tell her that she MUST watch BDP before she goes.
Jason, are we censoring ourselves?
@MadLyb... are you saying that Madeleine is not overly botoxed????
It was pretty much comfirmed by Claire in 1999.
I found out that MSCL was asked to come back another season. Claire was the one that said no. I put the blame on her for the show ending.
Rita, taking a brake?
Now I'm sad about the Packers and the poor hoarder.
1999 - was still hiding under my George Michael poster. did not read gossip back then.
Nevermind, you're here, I'm just slowwwwwww.
@Em - No, just too many typing errors,
My ex husband was an Eagle. I'm not sad about that at ALL.
@EmEyeKay - yes, i call it marathon pee and cheese refill. not at the same time obviously.
Are we here now?
Don't make it hard for those who are already faded...
Ooooh another Smash preview. I love it, especially now that I read that Thoreson Kaye will be on too.
I'm so tired of the Smash commercials.
Rita - thanks again for making this party happen. How are you doing? We have not been at a loss for Angie shots.
@EmEyeKay... I saw him earlier on the front of Zooey Ds dress.
He got a pretty good seat.
@Rita - hells no! I love Madeleine, but she and everyone in that category barring Claire looks like they've gone under the needle.
Swear to god, just shoved provolone in my face as I was reading your post.
ANNNND we're back!
love Emiily"s dress. not the hair.
Emily, girl, what happened to your hair??
Love Emily Blunt's dress. But not the hair.
I saw "Bridesmaids" with my sis and we both loved it.
Emily is a hot mess. Hair looks bad. But I do like that dress. I'd like to wear that dress to work, and when people asked "What's up with that dress", I'd say "Oh, I need to do my laundry".
My mother calls her "Tina Fry."
How can someone live with so many cockroaches? I wish I could watch the Globes. Taping it.
My two favorite women!
Let"S drink for PENIS JOKE.
It's Joey - "How You Doin'?"
Oh Bridesmaids!!
Thomas Jane and Tina Fey...scuse me while I drink and die happy. Tho Jane Adams should be included.
Johnny Galecki. or matt.
@Rita... balls and bottoms up!
Anyone see Gillian Anderson around?
oh my, double shot for me.officially EmEyeKay drunk.
why Tina Fry?
Matt leBLANc? Really?
Joey won? I have to watch his new show.
Eric Stonestreet had to be fake almost crying right?
I'm definitely drinking to 'penis'.
Matt Leblanc has the charisma of my non designer shoe.
@ememkaye - was your ec a Don Henley Eagle or a McNabb Eagle?
Yay, RITA! WOO HOOO!
George is eyeing Matt. Hmmmm.
(oh god i just woo hooed in public)
Sexiest man alive.
not! belongs to Ryan!!!
ms cool - a philly eagle! And a fuckwad!
Topher Hairy-Tuchus!
Shave, Bradley. Please.
Bernice Bej...?
I loved Jessica Chastain in Tree Of liFe
LOL @ElectricWarrior
no idea who just won
oh, i am glad octavia won.
Well in that case, I hope you got a nice payout.
Okay, first tear shed for Octavia.
@Mango - but Bradley needs a beard...
Me too, Rita
I hear that The Help a really good movie. Anyone seen it?
@EmEyeKay - the girl from the
Help.
This is like watching with meemaw!!!!;)
Cooper reminds me of a young George Hamilton...maybe it's the orange?
How Octavia did it...thats how it's done.
@MadLyb - HEE!
So sweet how emotional everyone is, I'm welling up.
ms cool, oh no. Nothing like that. No thank you, want nothing from him. I'm broke and jobless and such, but I refuse to ask for a DIME.
Did she thank Halle Berry and Maria Shriver?
@Mother...? is she getting some with Father Campfire? Did she quit on us!
It's worth seeing Jackie. Lots of good FEMALE performances.
Nice that she won. I have seen Octavia in, like, a million supporting roles but never even knew her name.
sorry, Rita (hangs head). I don't have cable and can't afford the dang movies!
I saw it Jackie and liked it and cried but not sure if it is Oscar worthy. But some of the performances were worthy.
enty just asked us a question
Need more Ricky.
Tsok EmEyeKAy. We"re all in the same boat hon! no need to hang head, just drink to PENIS. much better.
My friend keeps telling me to read the book. Maybe I'll try it. Definitely check out the movie though. I do love some Emma Stone. Thanks!
Morgan Freeman slept with his step-granddaughter? What?
To answer your question, Enty - they're both wrong. Hitting a young female in your own family is never ok. Woody thinks everyone forgot about his deal. He's just like Polanski - everyone wants to work with him, so they ignore what he did.
@Jackie - The book was better, but I loved the movie. Def. though Octavia deserved to win.
I could be wrong, but what I've heard from many in the black community is, "The Help" is a feel good film for white people about oppressed black people. I would have to see it myself to cement this judgment.
Enty - morgan freeman, definitely.
Woody for the win. He helped raise his current wife. EWWWW
I hope she's not getting back at him, Rita...
Woody really did it so I go with him - do we know Morgan did the whole step grand child thing or are we still just speculating?
Woody FTW.
I will drink to PENIS any day of the week.
More power to you emeyekaye.
Enty, Woody Allen.
Morgan is worse. There was no blood relation between Woody and soon-Yi.
And I ment sex by hitting it,not punching.
@EmEyeKay I saw the question but it is too squicky to think about now. I want to be flippantly superficially bitchy not pedantic about cross-generational, pedo-ish behaviors.
I think Woody is worse. But I just might like Morgan Freeman too much.
@Madlyb - I have heard that too and can definitely see why.
Enty, I didn't get an Acura ad, I got an ad for freakin' Tom Skerrit in PNB's production of Don Q. If you ever wondered where I'm from, that should answer that.
I'm picturing Enty lying on a futon, drink in one hand, bacon cheeseburger in another, dictating to some college kid on his laptop.
@Jason - there was no blood relation between either of them (but they are still totally messed up).
Reese, my dearest chin, it's not Thomas Payne. Perhaps restrain just a bit on The Descendants.
Woody.
I've never cared that much for Reeese Witherspoon, but I thought she looked mmmmm gorgeous.
@Betty Iknowrite? Buzzkill!
Sydnie poitier!!!! love that man. But there must be tons of dirt. he IS old hollywood after all.
No, Morgan.
Reese looks good! She'll always get a pass from me for "Man in the Moon".
I don't think there is a blood relationship between anyone involved but I find them both equally have a problem with impulse controle.
@Mango - you wouldn't be too far off!
Of course they have to show the other distinguished black man. Oh Hollywood, LOL!
"Is that Robert California doing the voice over for Acura?" - rolling with laughter, Enty!
He is STILL handsome! Damn! Geezer love...
Okay. They were both messed up. Woody took nude photos of her when she was underage. Yeah, He's worse.
Sidney Poitier is awe-inspiring. Really. I can't say anything bad about him.
I used to love Freeman on, "The Electric Company" when I was a kid.
LADY HELEN MIRREN. Cheers peeps! wow, she looks... tight!
Never mind about my 2nd to last comment - too much beer.
Entry, shouldn't that be creepy Robert California? ;)
I have an ad below the comment link that says get your big EYE now. :)
If I looked like Helen Mirren, I'd so be getting laid right now.
Helen Miren is so classy. This is how it should be done, ladies. I've loved her since Calendar Girls".
Enty's FB page is looking dull..help him out by posting as a CDAN ambadasser (oh I like the mispelling on that!) over there now!
Gah i feel old! I remember when Morgan Freeman was EZ Reader... W...OW...WOW!
@MadLyb - I've read a LOT of articles about that and you are correct. It didn't make me "feel good" though and I cried through a lot of it.
Helen Mirren is toassssted.
no worries @MadLyb - we are beyond help at this time.
I loved Morgan in "Seven."
Getting back to Madonna, I totally think Ricky himself probably wrote her lines. She's not funny enough to think that up on her own.
can't look at him without thinking about electric company.
gol-den... GOLDEN.
GL-OBE... GLOBE.
Oof - Denzel in Glory. Yum.
@Lelaina Pierce - that's just what I've heard, and to be honest, it bothers me, but I've also heard a lot of good things about it, and frankly, I just need to see it for myself.
"Glory" has one of the best musical scores ever.
The Shawn Shank Redemption!!
Morgan is a dirty old man, yet pulls it off. Not excusin it, JUST SAYIN.
(I went to school with a kid named Shawn Shank...that was his nickname)
There are so many great roles he had. And that voice! Favorite has to be Bucket List though. And Bruce Almighty. I mean he did play God.
@Rita - it's best to watch this drunk, I think.
emeyekay - just said the same thing LMAO - EZ Reader!
@Cali- aaaaah, i hope madonna was quick enough! She is quick on her feet though!
That"S how she catches the younger boys!
Why hasn't he done something about those teeth?
The Electric Company! Go madlyb!!
MadLyb...you got your Electric Company!!!
MadLyb...you got your Electric Company!!!
stacey, and they showed it! Squeal!
@califblondy totally agree. It was too rehearsed/unflustered.
She didn't look pissed enough... like when Courtney Love interrupted her interview with Kurt Loder. Classic.
The best movie score was for THE Mission, with Jeremy Irons and Robert DeNiro.
Leo looks vexed.
Did I see CHRIS TUCKER?
Have the feeling I'm not going to be up at my usual five a.m.
MadLyb, he DID look pissed!
EmEyeKay - Somehow, i think you'll be up to puke your heart out!
Poitier - what can you say about this man? He is class all the way!
Sidney Poitier is supposed to be a big ol' racist. Still I adore him in To Sir With Love.
Rita, it was too staged, she hates to be put down and would only be defensive.
But, now that she's a refined English lady, maybe she's changed?
Morgan made Elton smile.
@Rita - Ennio Morricone is one of my heroes.
Who is hanging all over kingsley?
@Betty - the Madonna/Loder interview when Love started throwing up lipstick and he invited her up! Sooo great! Thank you for the reminder.
You can tell Brad Pitt really likes Morgan Freeman.
Morgan got his drink on before getting up there. He made Elton laugh! Sir Ben Kingsley has a woman on his lap. oh, Golden Globes, how I love you.
no, Rita, I'm EATING BREAD. That'll help... hah.
Sidney looks so good for 85 - for anything, actually. What did they call geezer love on Bored to Death? Elder love?
@Laura - that was AWESOME!
Sofia is so over top funny!
PREP YOUR SHOOTERS PEOPLE, Angie is up.
Double Shot?
J.H. Christ! Poitier is 85???
No shots of Angie and Bradley...hmm. Did she leave while someone else was saying thank you for the award she lost? Methinks: yes.
:D
(here is a happy face because Enty noticed Chris Tucker too!)
@Laura... that is the interview of which I speak. madge was puh-hissed then. If anything, she's more of a control freak now. She probably stalked gervais and made him do the schtick.
@MadLyb - yep
@Jason, watch out, sad female-tampon-like moment coming on:
I have the soundtrack for The Mission, and listen to it whenever i can't cry while pmsssing. true story.
Sob.
I remember that Betty, it was hilarious. Courtney didn't give a shit.
Where's we Ricky? This show needs more Ricky.
I can't believe it's only 7 p.m., it feels much later.
I used to like Angelina - she was my first girl crush many years ago. But I have half a beer (I'm talking a very large beer) and I'm ready to drink up at the first sign of pretentiousness. In other words, I win!
@ EmEyeKay - drink a couple of glasses of water before going to bed. It will help. Hydration is your friend.
I want to know who was all over Ben K., too. How dare the trollop act that way?
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